I didn’t make this, obviously. But it’s an incredible song. This is one way to make a song that’s both a funny parody, and is also awesome on it’s own merits.

I was going to embed a youtube video, but the audio file I’m uploading is a higher quality.

I hope Boscov doesn’t take offense to this either. I know he’s not a fan of Yogi Bear, but a song about him doesn’t mean anypony condones his actions. Sort of like how if somepony likes a song about Bonnie and Clyde, it doesn’t mean they’re endorsing bank robbery.

Anyway, we’re Live at Jellystone!

(Uploading this because I’ll be busy watching the Super Bowl with Boscov.)

Didn’t have a whole lot of time to work on this.

Still, wow!

1) I can’t even wish that anymore. I have responsibilities to the ponies I love.

Even if they let me go, I’d be afraid they’d be gone when I came back.

2) To be honest, I’m a little more interested in the game than the adverts. If anypony recalls, I made a prediction on who would win back when there were still four teams, and one of the ones I picked are playing tonight!

But yes! I’d love to! Think we can do it at Bon-Bon’s house, though? I can’t remember the last time I had homemade ice cream.

3) I don’t read the newspaper. I have an outside source that lets me know if anything particularly interesting is happening.

I heard an anon say that Rainbow Dash had stolen a book series from the library, but I think she just checked them out.

4) Then maybe I won’t anymore.

5) You want to go argue with somepony? Go send your asks to somepony else.

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((Hey Lyra, guess what I finally finished for you? 

Sorry this took four months to get done. ._.’)) 

Thanks, Applejack! This makes me feel a lot better.

Edit: Isn’t this just super cool?

I’ll try not to take this as a lesson that I should complain more often. Answers after the break, or they will be as soon as I find out why the [omitted] page break isn’t working.

1) Yeah, I did read it. What do you want me to do, berate your opinion? I try not to tell ponies what to think if I can help it.

2) Haven’t started working on anything new music-wise yet. To be honest, I don’t exactly have a lot of motivation for it right now.

In an effort to not invalidate anypony else’s question, I’ll answer the other two parts later.

3) I’ve never played a video game that was so bad I had to stop. I’ve stopped playing because it was boring, and there’s tons of games I never finished because I didn’t have the time, but I tend to know by seeing if a game is any good or not. In this way, I avoid games that are terri-bad.

Final Fantasy Tactics Advance was the worst game I ever played, but I beat that just so no one could say “You didn’t play it long enough” or some-such idiotic argument. In retrospect, that was a horrible idea and I should have just put it down.

And yes, I know of the Angry Video Game Nerd. I don’t find him or That Guy With the Glasses to be entertaining.

4) Bon-Bon’s business is her business. It wouldn’t feel right talking about her. But yeah, we’ve argued a few times about relatively the same thing. I’ll get to that in a minute.

5) We’re supposed to go to a party Pinkie Pie is throwing. But to be honest, I can’t remember which Pinkie Pie is throwing it. Alternate dimensions are confusing.

And unsettling.

6) Twenty-five and three. Not sure why, they were always just nice, round numbers.

7) This is what Bon-Bon and I were arguing about. I don’t know where you got the idea that I was moving along faster than expected, because that never happened. I ran out of ideas for the story I was working on and I’ve been slow to think of any more. I’m trying to shift over to this other project, but it’s hard writing about religion.

I haven’t got much done, and Bon-Bon isn’t pleased. You can force yourself to work, you can force yourself to write if you know what to write about, but you can’t force yourself to come up with an idea.

8) Look around, brony. Everypony is busy. I’m no exception to that. I’m trying to draw more. I’m also trying not to lose my mind.

Maybe I’m just a little stressed out right now. I’m sorry I gave up on the last batch of answers.

9) Played Truth or Dare, threw rocks at walls, play fought with sticks.

Uh… I can’t really think of a PC way to say this, “Talked [omitted].”

Occasionally we’d have a normal game like tag or hide-and-seek.

When I was a little older I sort of stole a Gameboy with a couple of games.

10) I think I’ve lived through enough nightmare scenarios for one lifetime.

I… I can’t even think about it. The short answer is no, I’d probably just die.

1) Oh yeah. These line of jokes never get old.

2) I do not have a copy nor do I know of anypony with a copy.

3 through whatever) Is this all I get anymore? Disregarding my boyfriend and Angel, I haven’t got a decent question all day.

1) Alright. Just sort of lounged around with Boscov. Didn’t really do anything.

I got some spam messages that I deleted, does that count?

2) I read the first one as a school assignment a while back. The pace was decent, but everything is just thrown in your face. The protagonist and the antagonist just happen to find the temple at the same time? Was he waiting for her to show up after she crashed landed? Book said she had been looking for the place for two months. Exactly how long did this guy wait for the chance occurrence of Daring to crash? Or if he caused it, why isn’t that mentioned?

Who is this guy, anyway? What kind of history does he and Daring have? There’s obviously something, but it’s never even touched upon. And why does this artifact suddenly carry the power to rule the world? And how is that possibility suddenly removed once Daring has it in her possession? I mean, story ends and she’s still in the jungle. He could have tracked her down before she made it to civilization.

It’s like watching a mindless action movie. I’m so confused by this grade-school plotline I can’t even enjoy it.

That would have been a trick. He died only a few years after I was born.

Yeah, I’ve had mead before. I don’t really care for it though, even though I tend to like most foods and beverages with honey in them.

1) But it can only remain that way through the contributions of viewers like you!

2) It happens. I mean, I like cheese, but if you have some kind of cheese dip with peppers in it, bla~h!

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Reblogging because I must. This new version is incredible!

Edit: The original, proving that this is a completely different drawing!

I know that, honey bear, you just never seem to drink unless I’m around.

Of course… I don’t suppose I’d know the difference if I’m not there, huh?

By the by, have you ever tried mead? I mean, I don’t like it, but it’s got honey in it!

Attempting to drink as much as a bear sounds like a surefire way to get alcohol poisoning. Krastos doesn’t strike me as much of a drinker anyway. Did you open another portal to the Other world again? Tsk, Lyra.

1) I just really wanted to post that video.

2) He’s not. What’s all this about an Other World, though?

1) I’d say something like, “I’ll let you know when that happens,” but the truth is I probably wouldn’t then either.

What I can say now is that it’s never happened. I mean, he’s a bear. He’d have to drink like three or four times as much as me.

2) Did you just die, and then keep talking?

1) Goodness no! If anything I’m too good of a pony for them. They don’t deserve me.

Brony, everyday I wonder how the hay I managed to get where I am.

2) I was about to go knock on Boscov’s door, but I should probably send him a message first.

3) Call me son… one more time (mild/moderate language/violence warning if you watch more than a few seconds).

Whole lot of nuffin.

Played City of Ponies with Mint a few times while she was up with her foal. That was a blast!

Hung out with Strawberry yesterday while I played Skyrim.

Posted this and both of these.

Other than that, I guess you could just go backward through my page.