No Drunk Answers? You’re No fun.

You want some drunk answers? Try the Drunk Lyra tag. Meta powers thinks she’s so Celestia [omitted] clever.

I’m not answering, but still checking periodically!

Gilda should have seen you the other week, haha. I’ll miss you, Lyra! Have responsible fun!

Thanks!

Okay, sitting here laughing with Boscov, but getting a little tipsy so no more posting tonight.

I’ll get back to answering stuff tomorrow!

1) It’s okay. It’s okay.

Shhhh… It’s gonna be alright. It’s gonna be al~right.

2) Yep. Believe it or not I still make mistakes.

Like the other day, I took my tablet pen and put it to the tablet board. And then (and this is key) I moved the pen, which was a mistake. So Ctrl+Z and I tried again, but I moved the pen again and that was a mistake too.

In fact, everytime I move the pen seems to come out as a mistake!

I drew a picture on paper a month or two ago to help out a student with cerebral palsy. Didn’t come out very well. Didn’t feel very good about my drawing ability

3) It certainly seems extreme to me too. I thought he was just being metaphorical with the whole sanity thing.

Either way, I don’t really see how his proposed theory is supposed to work. But it’s his field, not mine.

1) Draw with a pencil?

Nonononononono.

The only reason I’m giving this whole, “learn how to draw” thing a legitimate effort is because it’s on a computer. Ctrl+Z is a game changer.

2) I think this case would be a little different, because it would be your actual self, not an alternate version of yourself that’s sort of like you but not. In that case all you can think about is your own faults while they probably have all the talents you have without the faults.

Meeting your actual self wouldn’t be so bad, I wouldn’t think. They have all the faults you have because they’re you. So long as you know yourself, shouldn’t be that big of a deal.

3) Try this Lyra. She’s more into the whole human… thingie.

4)

Edit: Woops! Prematurely posted this.

4) Bye! Have fun! Be careful out there and remember to enjoy yourself!

Moderately, or however much it takes to keep from reflecting on the events of the day.

Already halfway there!

1) No offense, but why do you care? What difference does it make what you are on the ponynet?

And if somepony or ponies aren’t ready to believe you are what you claim to be, who cares? If you want to stop believing that ponies can use the ponynet and pretend I’m a sea cucumber like you claim to be, go right ahead! Doesn’t really matter, now does it?

2) Yeah, I’m using a tablet. It’s easier and more comfortable than drawing with a mouse, I really am just that bad at it.

Also, it used to belong to the great Scooc. How can I not use it?

Also also, there isn’t really much worse “art” on the ponynet than what I’m putting up right now.

3) Uh… Okay… Sounds extreme.

Hay yeah!

[Clear throat]

Light to moderately, of course.

You are getting there, Lyra. Just a few more weeks and you will be able to draw a thing.

1) That bad, huh?

2) Thanks! I’d love to be able to draw a thing! Can’t wait!

I don’t freakin’ know, brony.

Sometimes I’ll think a day went alright and then get scolded for it later.

I tried drawing a picture in one minute, though. Here’s the fatality.

Allow me to clarify a few things, Twilight.

You can see a number of characteristics highlighted here. The hair, particularly the bunched up part at the beginning of a hypothetical neck, but the rougher hair-ends at the back of the mane by comparison to the ones at the front are very logical as you wouldn’t ordinary see those yourself.

The misaligned connection at the underside of the neck depict a logical location where a theoretic neck lines up perfectly with the head (depicted in blue).

I don’t have a explanation for the nose. I just like the nose. Noses are hard…

Well, there are definitely those who are bad at it (e.g. snore, kick in their sleep, steal all the covers) so I guess logic would determine that there could be those that are good at it, as well.

1) You can take Princess Celestia raising the sun everyday to mean she’s personally bequeathing unto you a new day to live to the fullest. Truth is, she’s just doing it so one half of the world doesn’t freeze while the other burns.

You’re welcome to believe whatever you want, though.

2) Hmm… I suppose you’re right.

Gonna have to add “Sleeping in a Bed” to my and Boscov’s personal stat sheets and add a few points in there.

Riiiiight.

He’s very considerate with the amount of room he takes up. Snores a little, but he’s pretty rhythmic; you get used to it fast.

I guess he’s pretty good, if sleeping in a bed is something you can be good at.

You must think I’m pretty stupid. You think I didn’t know this is what you were asking? The only way you could have been more transparent is if you had used the phrase, “measure up” somewhere in the message.

1) As long as I could manage not to think of yesterday.

In time it’ll get shoved back in my mind and I won’t think about it much. As far as bad memories go, it makes me a little sick, but nothing vomit-inducing. I’ll deal.

2) Species is irrelevant. I haven’t met too many bears, but I’ve met tons of stallions.

Some were kind, some were cruel.

Some were strong, some were weak.

Some were Hell divers, some where false idol worshipers.

Some horded for themselves, some horded for others.

Some fought for what they believed in, some blindly followed the trend.

The only merits I’d ever judge Boscov on are the ones he’s set himself. He’s not perfect but he’d be hard to beat in any criteria.

He’s not the Jack of Trades, he’s the Ace of Spades.

1) I think I’m allowed to say I don’t like taxidermy anon. Which is why I’ve stopped replying to him/her.

2) …

I mean, I’m sorry. I just don’t know what to tell you. I’m not a parent. Never had a father. You’re the only father I even know, if not in the traditional sense then the literal one.

Everything I’ve ever seen from television certainly doesn’t play to your favor early off. But if you work hard at it, eventually they’ll warm up to you. On the flip side, they could love you now and you’ll die in the first thirty minutes of the movie. Have I ever mentioned how dumb I thought The Lion King was?

From a psychological perspective, it’s not your fault. I think foals are just more connected to the mother than the father. Mares generally have softer features and voices while stallions are tougher and more intimidating.

But when they grow older, you don’t hear foals arguing about who’s mother could win in a fight either. And let me tell you, when those arguments get out of control, they will get genuinely upset at the notion that their father could possibly lose. There’s love there.

Either way, they should grow out of it eventually once they begin to understand reason.

3) Gonna decline. I only answer to her highness, Princess Celestia.

Going to assume you ponies can see the questions now. Thanks for letting me know of the problem! Previous posts about it have been removed to clean things up!