1) What a coincidence, that first sentence is exactly what I was thinking! You’re a little off with following two, though. My thoughts then mostly shift toward my feelings about how you spend your free time.

2) Avenge him how? He fell out of a coconut tree on a rock. Broke his neck and split his head open down through the skull; he died instantly.

I’m told it wasn’t a pretty scene when they found him.

[Sigh]

…

[Sniff]

… [omitted] it…

1) Alright, I guess. Cried a few times on Boscov’s shoulder. Played a few games. Talking on and off with Scooc at the moment.

2) When I shattered my hoof. Easily the worst “break,” if you can even call that a break.

3) Yeah, sure. Thanks. It’d be good to know for the future.

Daionus (dsilva72794@gmail.com) submitted:

Is this you?

While that is cute and adorable, that can’t possibly be me.

My magic is, and has always been, gold-colored.

1) Pretty horrible. But I don’t think you’d find many ponies that would even keep listening once you offered them a dollar. Wrong currency.

2) Technically, according to her mother, anything relating to Tootsie is none of my business. I just can’t help but snoop around sometimes.

Also you’re a monster.

3) I’d use my super godmod powers to not die and kill you instead.

…

What do you think would happen if you stabbed me to death?

4) I understand. Thank you for the moral support.

ask-rainb0w-dash:

((Mod here! This is what I’ve been working on this week on and off. It’s not QUITE done, but definitely done to the point of being an instrumental. The song is based on Luna (Since we don’t have much if any fan metal, and who better than LUNA to be the subject of a metal song?) so I thought I’d write one up.

If all goes well, Aphexangel, better known as the mod for STALKERLOO, will be providing some vocals for this and future originals I may have planned.

Thanks for checking it out guys, and God bless!

~ShinZm

Mod out.))

I quit music.

Not really, but this is pretty incredible.

“Gilda really is pretty nice.” Thank You! Why Does No One Every Believe Me When I Say This?

1) He’s trying.

2) No.

3) It’s alright, Strawberry. Can’t expect you to keep track of everything.

4) Ponies only know ponies. And for that matter they only think they know ponies. Like how a filly might say “I like all music except rap and country.”

[Sigh]

1) Can we just forgo the idiotic questions for a few days, please? I don’t know what you’re talking about and I don’t care.

2) A few, yeah. That’s why I can be friends with her. Gilda really is pretty nice.

3) Curious about what? I mostly kept my head down when I could.

4) I doubt it, Strawberry. He was my best friend in high school.

I felt sorry for that one pony who was on the verge of crying while singing, though. Even though their singing and song selection were… different… They still tried to give it their all, even though they were only getting boos.

1) Might just be burnt out for the moment. I’ll give you an example; Red Vs. Blue. Last season I watched the first four episodes and then just stopped. New episodes would come out and I’d just skip it. Eventually when the season ended, I sat down and watched the fifth episode. Then the sixth, seventh, all the way through to the end of the season in one sitting. It was incredible! But at the time they were coming out, I wasn’t too concerned.

I think what it comes down to is, it’s possible to enjoy a number of things, but we skip most of it because we don’t have the time. More so when it’s there to view whenever we feel like it.

I’m sure there’s dozens of television shows or games I’d be hooked to if I watched/played them. Whenever you have some time, you can sit down and try watching an episode or two. Doesn’t have to be today, doesn’t have to be tomorrow.

2) I don’t think there’s going to be much fun for the next few days.

3) He was, yes, to an extent. I’d have spent much more time with him but his wife hated me.

4) Thank you, but there’s not really anything to do.

5) It’s pretty disrespectful to boo somepony anyway. Having to see her get crushed so bad probably didn’t help my feelings on the evening.

But at the same rate, are you really going to get up on stage with a bunch of drunk ponies and sing if you know you can’t carry a tune? Sure as hay wouldn’t see up there; I know better.

Well… Hopefully it was a life lesson about being prepared before you attempt something.

1) That was the event that was the precursor to your America going to war, right?

I don’t think so.

2 & 3) Latest… what? Episode of what?

Not really into arcade games, anyway.

4) Not that I’m ordinarily in the mood for your stupid, but especially not today.

I found out when I got home last night that a friend of mine died. The funeral is scheduled on the 14th; Hearts and Hooves Day. Who does that? Schedules a funeral on a holiday?

5) I had planned to spend the weekend with Boscov. I think I really need to now.

6) Probably a dog.

7) Yeah…

8) You see this post? You see number three? Number three isn’t for you. [Omitted] off you worthless [omitted]-stuffing pile of pig [omitted].

9) It wasn’t very good. Going there was a terrible idea. The performances all sucked and the food wasn’t very good either.

Not every date is going to be perfect, though. I guess. I don’t know.

A short request. Doesn’t sound anything like the original, but not bad!

Two cycles, plus outro.

askfuselight:

Sparked from when I told Miss Lyra to make a big smile a few days ago. Mind you, I wouldn’t actually try this, as she would easily kick my tail halfway to Canterlot if I suddenly came up to her and started pulling on her face.

I don’t think we’re even in the same dimension or universe or whatever you want to call it. The ponynet is strange.

I suppose one could call this a gift for you, Miss Lyra. I just mainly just having fun. And your tail is strangely fun to draw.

Hmhmm.

But this is very nice! Thanks a lot!

And who knows? I’ve seen some ponies I knew on here change in my world. Maybe we’ll be in the same world at some point? Maybe we already are?

1) I’m glad you asked about my opinion on sunshine and daffodils. I happen to enjoy them both dearly and love to spend time outside with them both! The sun provides warmth, and while toxic to most animals, daffodils are a delicious staple of pony diet! And of course, daffodils need sunshine to grow!

2) Well, yes and no. Princess Celestia is certainly a god to us, but that doesn’t make her our creator. Even after all this time we still have no idea where our species came from.

3) I don’t know what anthro fanart you’re looking at, but Boscov has paws.

That works for me, it sounds like fun.

1) Learn how to do a show trade to at least an amateur level. That way if you’re ever in trouble financially, you can at least ask friends to help you out in exchange for using said trade to their favor.

What I wouldn’t give to be able to draw or perform at a level somepony would be willing to pay even a bit for.

2) I’m dovahkiin and so can you! (Little mature)

3) Not bad so far, anyway. Everypony that’s tried to sing, though… Not that I’m one to talk about singing ability but their music selection is just awful.

1) Boscov is my affair. My one true love will always be the fascinating, heart-racing sport of Ultimate Frisbee.

2) Ever been to that entertainment bar? I think Friday is amateur night. Should be good for a laugh if nothing else. Unless you had something else in mind.

3) With great power comes great responsibility.

And let me tell you, responsibility sucks.

4) Uh… Hmm…

Best you can do is accept them on bro terms and make it clear that’s what you’re doing. Things might not work out, but there’s really nothing else you can do. If they can’t accept that, they wanted something in return and weren’t really bros.

I don’t think I agree. The picture going with everything, I mean. I agree with your tags, though. I kind of wonder why you like Twilight and Scooc so much, you seem way, way nicer and better than either of them. /latenightconfessions

1) I’ve gotten used to the idea at this point. She seems nice, and she drew a picture!

2) Uh huh… Those are kinda… older lessons…

How old are you again?

3) You don’t really choose who your friends are. They’re just the ones that put up with your bull [omitted]. You or Strawberry or Mister Cake or E put up with me just as well as Scooc or Twilight or Gilda.

And you do have to remember that at the end of the day, I’m from the streets. I act nice and polite because I can; I don’t feel like I’m sacrificing anything in doing so. That doesn’t mean I can’t be just as crass and crude as the next pony.

What you’re noticing right now is something that was a lot easier to do back in my school days. I don’t just hang out with a specific clique, I hang out with whoever. But the various groups I hung out with would rarely meet and did not get along. On here, I can’t divide myself like that.

But my main thing is appropriateness. Is it appropriate for the situation?

For example, this is the funniest Celestia [omitted] thing I’ve seen all week! But I wouldn’t directly post the image because there’s strong language, even if it’s used in comedy.