1) Would I… need to do anything about it? I mean, would it be any of my business?

For more general information, you can try the links on my sidebar. They bring up tagged posts with information like my music playing. Here’s your specific answer.

Edit: Oh. You said harp. I don’t play the harp.

2) While a noteworthy sum for an individual to donate, five hundred bits is little more than a drop in the bucket for most charities.

3) I read this last night and a few times today.

This is still the stupidest [omitted] thing I’ve ever heard.

4) [Audible sigh]

I’m not going to lie just to play along with… whatever you’re attempting to do here. You should know as well as I do that unicorn horns have no real nerve endings in them. They can’t feel temperature. What you really feel from it is a connection to the magic- Er… A connection to magic. That’s why it hurts more than anything imaginable when it’s damaged.

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LOADING Y U SO LONG!?

This is the coolest load screen ever.

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Dear Carrot Cake,

I hope the bees say out of your eyes.

With love,

Lyra

1) While I can appreciate you taking the initiative and sending a link, I feel as though I misspoke.

I have no intention of watching it. I congratulate the creators for making something that has gained the popularity it’s earned, but if what I’ve gleaned here and there is any indication I don’t feel viewing it would be a worthwhile way to spend my time.

2) No. That isn’t true.

You’re wrong; ponies can change.

noponyreally submitted:

to celebrate a new tablet i drew you a picture, of you…

so yeah basically i still suck at this drawing stuff

Looks great to me! Good job!

And thanks!

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1) Why… Why would you [omitted] ask me something like that?

Who the [omitted] are you?

2) He said they… They wouldn’t while I was there…

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askvirtue:

Rest in peace brother…

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[Omitted]! I mean… [Omitted]!

I imagine it doesn’t hurt as much when you have hooves instead of paws, though.

But, swearing is cool.

1) I am not your completely original character Blyra, and I don’t want you anywhere near my booty.

2) I bet Kotone wouldn’t be pleased to hear what you did with her things while she was away.

Not sure why you told me, though.

3) Neither; Canterlot doesn’t have an orphanage. Once I was old enough to go to school on my own I was given a room in the castle to sleep in, but I had to leave every morning and couldn’t come back until the evening. My “bedroom” was a classroom that was used everyday.

My school was on the other side of town and required me to pass through Lower Canterlot to get there. I didn’t always make it to school or back to my room at night. But if I did they’d give me a small meal.

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4) I have not, no. I think Ditzy has.

5) What else are they supposed to do? They aren’t qualified for much else and if they messed something up, the hospital would be the one held liable.

Just because a hoof is free doesn’t mean it can do anything.

6) Ask Bon-Bon; it’s her vacuum.

I guess it’s stronger and holds more than a smaller one. Only reason I walked into it was because I forgot to put it up once I finished with it; it was my fault.

7) Woody… Help me out here…

8) I wouldn’t know, but I hit it right where the hoof-wall grows over the skin.

9) Only in certain company. I’m not going to tell you not to swear. I know better than to think that will work; I’ve been there. Just don’t do it around adults.

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Stubbing your hoof on the big, stand-up vacuum.

But I didn’t swear! I wanted to, but Sweetie and Tootsie were around so I didn’t.