Rest in peace brother…
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[Omitted]! I mean… [Omitted]!
I imagine it doesn’t hurt as much when you have hooves instead of paws, though.
But, swearing is cool.
1) I am not your completely original character Blyra, and I don’t want you anywhere near my booty.
2) I bet Kotone wouldn’t be pleased to hear what you did with her things while she was away.
Not sure why you told me, though.
3) Neither; Canterlot doesn’t have an orphanage. Once I was old enough to go to school on my own I was given a room in the castle to sleep in, but I had to leave every morning and couldn’t come back until the evening. My “bedroom” was a classroom that was used everyday.
My school was on the other side of town and required me to pass through Lower Canterlot to get there. I didn’t always make it to school or back to my room at night. But if I did they’d give me a small meal.
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4) I have not, no. I think Ditzy has.
5) What else are they supposed to do? They aren’t qualified for much else and if they messed something up, the hospital would be the one held liable.
Just because a hoof is free doesn’t mean it can do anything.
6) Ask Bon-Bon; it’s her vacuum.
I guess it’s stronger and holds more than a smaller one. Only reason I walked into it was because I forgot to put it up once I finished with it; it was my fault.
7) Woody… Help me out here…
8) I wouldn’t know, but I hit it right where the hoof-wall grows over the skin.
9) Only in certain company. I’m not going to tell you not to swear. I know better than to think that will work; I’ve been there. Just don’t do it around adults.
You know what feels real good?
Stubbing your hoof on the big, stand-up vacuum.
But I didn’t swear! I wanted to, but Sweetie and Tootsie were around so I didn’t.
1) Thank… you?
2) Cutie marks tend to be more broad than that. Just as you can’t have an evil or good cutie mark, if you believe your special talent is something less tasteful, it would show up as a more broad concept or with a more tentative tie to the talent in question. In other words, your special talent would never be anything vulgar, you may simply choose to use it to such an end.
3) Please, have a little more faith in me.
I could impale you with Scootaloo’s hoof. Why in Equestria would I use a chainsaw?
4) Oh. That’s… Good.
Absolutely I’ll come with you! I mean, I have to.
5) Take a lesson from Twisted Metal: Black. Graphic violence and coarse language warning.
If you survived to the present, consider yourself lucky. You’re not guarantee to do so again.
CYOA #73
Without much direction, you remove your blanket and cover your head up with it before looking at the shadow again. Nothing happens, but then again the weave is thick enough that you can’t see through it. Evidently, you have to make eye contact with the giant for it to blind you. You add that to the knowledge that it doesn’t have to be consciously aware of you to use the power; it’s automatic.
You then whip the blanket out of the doorway, to which the giant immediately lifts and steps on it. You quickly try to tug at the blanket, but it doesn’t budge. Waiting a few seconds, the giant lifts its hoof again and you retrieve the blanket unharmed. The blanket might act as a physical barrier if the giant’s body is somehow harmful to touch, but using it as a shield seems impossible with out further direction.
You draw your multitool and inspect it. Small and large knife, bunch of screwdrivers, can and bottle opener, corkscrew, scissors, a few different files of varying coarseness, tiny ruler, reamer, magnifying glass, two kinds of saws, wire stripper, pliers, chisel, tweezers, toothpick you’ve never used as you question its sterility, some… thing with a hole in it for sewing, and a few other things you don’t rightly know the use for, the least of which being some kind of hook. Probably should have picked up the manual from your house while you were in town.
Oh hey! A ball-point pin! Forgot it had one of these!
1) I know, right? Only ever showed up to be a bright annoying eyesore before. What a useful feature it turned out to be!
2) I think that’s handled by the government. You’d have to talk to them.
3) Never ever ever.
4) Well, there you go.
5) Stein?
But you have a horn. How would that make me like you?
Have your jimmies been rustled recently?
AnonymousWell, I had this and the other ten questions pretty much answered when my Celestia-[omitted] computer just crashed.
So yes. Jimmies have officially been rustled.
I’ll have to get to them tomorrow. Sorry ponies.
Original answer: “I call them sprinkles. They make ice cream colorful!”
Edit: Wait! The unsaved post retrieval function! You stupid yellow box; I love you! Post coming shortly!
My attempt at drawing myself as Puma from a scene in Gitaroo Man. Just a sketch while I see if I can take a dog and make it look more like a pony.
Brave Little Toaster!
1) Alright. I’m uh… I’m at your place. What is this stuff?
2) Of course! That movie was awesome! And it didn’t whimper around like a flippin’ Disneigh movie.
Remember that clown scene! Oh my Cels that scared the crud out of me! Out of me!
