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1) You got it.

2) Like a Hurricane. (Mild warning: bleeped swear.)

3) I mean- For Celestia’s sake, mare.

4) I am more than a little confused by that video.

But yeah, I have. That should be obvious considering how I grew up.

5) Just gets better and better.

6) Over the years I’ve learned of plenty of situations that call for a good lie. Scams that don’t even benefit me are not among that number.

PS: Bet you thought that link was going to be the song!

scragglysketches:
“ If you’re going to do it, you might as well over do it.
The result of me taking my little idea a bit too far: A recreation of the boxart for TimeSplitters: Future Perfect, starring Future Twilight.
Music to listen...

scragglysketches:

If you’re going to do it, you might as well over do it.

The result of me taking my little idea a bit too far: A recreation of the boxart for TimeSplitters: Future Perfect, starring Future Twilight.

Music to listen to:

http://tsmusicbox.com/music/ts3/TS3%20Title%20Screen.mp3

Oh my Cels! I loved Future Perfect! Forget Halo! This game was everything that a straight-up FPS needed to be and more! Plus a very robust create-your-own-mission engine!

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Hrm it is disconcerting that feels like a lot but I’m glad that at least these are also all old scars. It hadn’t even crossed my mind to ask Boscov, though I did wonder why you even mentioned it. You know you’re going to get crap from folks about it!

1) There’s a hundred different “only reason I’m still alive” scenarios. Having my stomach sliced open isn’t even the worst part of that particular memory. So you’ll excuse me if I don’t feel like thinking about it.

2) Yeah, sure.

3) Want me to open up a paypal and see if we can find out? Or are you willing to drop the subject?

4) Easy; 3.5e Psychic Warrior! Take a look; should explain itself.

You’d likely find even Twilight Sparkle to have abilities closer to a Psion than a Wizard.

For that matter, here’s an exercise. Try to replicate Twilight’s vanquishing of the Ursa Minor with the spell Far Hand, applying augmentations where necessary.

That’s what Princess Celestia means when she says Twilight has such great potential.

5) This is a fun game.

6) Oh, what else would everypony hound me about for the next several days over? After all, it’s not like I have common sense or anything.

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I have a cigarette burn scar on my right foreleg; underside. I don’t usually cover that one up since it’s less noticeable.

I have a mostly vertical line scar on my left hindleg. Make up covers that one and the one from my chest to my stomach up just about perfectly.

I have a small line scar on, and extending slightly off of, my right tear duct. I’m not positive, but I think that’s also when I got that callus that’s sometimes visible. At any rate it’s really hard to see, which is good because it’s too close to my eye to cover up.

Then there’s the one I already mentioned. Long, curved scar extending from the left side of my chest down to my lower right stomach. That one should have killed me. The only reason I’m still alive is because…

Well, I’m still alive anyway.

I can’t talk about the last one as it’s in a more private location. Boscov obviously knows but- And I know you wouldn’t, MG. But for the rest of you, please don’t go running to him to ask about it. You know he isn’t going to answer.

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1) Would I… need to do anything about it? I mean, would it be any of my business?

For more general information, you can try the links on my sidebar. They bring up tagged posts with information like my music playing. Here’s your specific answer.

Edit: Oh. You said harp. I don’t play the harp.

2) While a noteworthy sum for an individual to donate, five hundred bits is little more than a drop in the bucket for most charities.

3) I read this last night and a few times today.

This is still the stupidest [omitted] thing I’ve ever heard.

4) [Audible sigh]

I’m not going to lie just to play along with… whatever you’re attempting to do here. You should know as well as I do that unicorn horns have no real nerve endings in them. They can’t feel temperature. What you really feel from it is a connection to the magic- Er… A connection to magic. That’s why it hurts more than anything imaginable when it’s damaged.

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LOADING Y U SO LONG!?

This is the coolest load screen ever.

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Dear Carrot Cake,

I hope the bees say out of your eyes.

With love,

Lyra

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1) While I can appreciate you taking the initiative and sending a link, I feel as though I misspoke.

I have no intention of watching it. I congratulate the creators for making something that has gained the popularity it’s earned, but if what I’ve gleaned here and there is any indication I don’t feel viewing it would be a worthwhile way to spend my time.

2) No. That isn’t true.

You’re wrong; ponies can change.

noponyreally submitted:

I DREW YOU A PICTURE

to celebrate a new tablet i drew you a picture, of you…

so yeah basically i still suck at this drawing stuff

Looks great to me! Good job!

And thanks!

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1) Why… Why would you [omitted] ask me something like that?

Who the [omitted] are you?

2) He said they… They wouldn’t while I was there…

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