(( -and that’s how Ask Sir Lint-alot was made! ouo ))
Followers, see that number at the bottom of the picture? Do me a solid and make it higher.
(( -and that’s how Ask Sir Lint-alot was made! ouo ))
Followers, see that number at the bottom of the picture? Do me a solid and make it higher.

1) A few times, yes. I don’t understand it; they look like everypony else’s ears.
2) There is no “What if this” or “What if that.” There’s nothing more to define.
By the way, some philosophies see the very notion of bringing up socially defined “atrocities” as “evil,” seeing as repeated exposure to a concept makes ponies think about and possibly go through with them. Which would make this entire line of questioning “evil” and you by association.
3) Well, it was just- Wait, Linda?
4) It’s really not that big a deal. Thanks, though!
Look at these, Boscov! They look like little smiling mouths!

1) Spike is a sweet boy. I spent a good amount of time with him back in Canterlot. I don’t think I’d have a problem with that, if things eventually played out that way.
2) Discord is the spirit of chaos. Without chaos order would leave a stagnant world that would die off in a matter of centuries. That’s why we ponies have to create chaos in Equestria with things like powerful storms, though we do our best to keep it in line as well. Discord was too extreme to be allowed to roam free, but the notion of chaos by itself is as neutral as any other force.
3) Thank you?
4) Disgusting, but for something to be evil it would have to be inarguable by anyone who isn’t evil, and remain so under any circumstances.
Ignorance destroys the concept of good and evil, because one would have to know what the two are to abide by them.
5) Still not sure what’s going on.
6) Who says I’m not here already?
O~o~o~!

1) [Audible sigh]
It would only be temp-
Yeah… Yeah I’d stay with Boscov.
2) *Ka I-don’t-believe-in-evil*
3) Well, it’s supposed to be subtle and out of the way. I don’t want anypony to feel like they need to send me money. It would be nice, but it’s really just a method for a friend or somepony that really likes my work to help me out.
Sure, though. That would be fine and I’d appreciate it. Although, I’m half expecting you to send something offensive for laughs.
4) Believe it or not, that’s already been addressed.

You draw another arrow, but pause for a moment.
The first arrow you fired did no damage; it just made the shadow angry. Even a shot to the face has only seemed to stun it. What good would firing several more do but waste time?

A violent streak takes hold of you. You wrap the blanket back around you and lower the hood to half cover your eyes. After drawing and stringing another arrow with your mouth, you slowly progress toward the edge of the doorway.

You lift your head until you can see the edge of the shadow’s eyes, then close your own, aim slightly higher, and fire.
The following sound is so incredibly loud and terrifying you fall backwards! Inspecting the situation reveals the giant with its head lowered and one hoof covering its face, stomping with its hindlegs Chances are you probably missed your mark, but you must have hit something!
Quickly now! While it’s recoiling!

1) It would only be temporary, brony. Last a day at most.
2) Funny this should come right after the previous question.
Nothing more I feel like sharing at this moment, just funny.
3) Yep yep.
The hard and fast rule is, as long as you don’t insult somepony else I’ll at least address it. Obviously I’m free to use my own digression, though.
Sometimes I answer a question separately from the larger post, but if you sent a legit question and you don’t see me answer it, something bugged and I never received it.
4) I have a feeling you aren’t being entirely sincere.

Hm… I suppose the same thing you’d do to support anypony else’s tumblr. If you find something you like on my page, like the post so I’ll know. If you find something you really like, reblog it so others can see it.

1) That’s subjective. I had friends, sort of. I played games.
2) Probably not a whole lot. Probably traded a good portion of it in when I got Skyrim.
3) Well, it’s upsetting when you have a bad internet connection. I could get angry at that. Is that what you mean?
4) I… Don’t think so. I never thought about it before.
I suppose it’s possible somepo-… Body might get offended by it on racial grounds.
So… I’ve received two donations of 10 USD each.
That’s fantastic!
In return, I spent most of the day putting this together as thanks!
So… Thanks! And thanks to Mister Carrot Cake for sending me the sheet music, which was fantastically arranged!

1) Believe me, no one would knock-the-hustle about it. Especially not now.
2) I’ve tried to explain it before. The post was hard to find, so I added a bunch of tags to it.
3) Yes. Did it sound good. No~.
4) If somepony gets human television reception, they are subject to whatever they turn their channel to.