
1) No.
And I know what you’re insinuating. Believe it or not, anal isn’t very popular in pony-land.
2) I looked, I really did. If I could have found the sheet music for it, I would have totally done a cover for “As Days Go By.” I would have even tried singing to it, listening to myself singing a few times, and becoming overly self-conscious and removing the singing part and uploading only the instrumental. But I would have at least tried!
I attempted to explain it to Tootsie, but she’s never seen the show. I showed her the Urkel Dance video, but then she just asked what they were pouring into the punch bowl. And as I was starting to explain it, I was reminded why I’m such a horrible guardian.
3) What about it?
You got a nice, small server I could join?
4) You’ll have to look after the break.
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1) I heard something about a “baked goods mystery” when were boarding Friday. Did they mean literal pastry-type goods?
2) According to one of those roulette click-n’-drag things, Scootaloo not only saved me, but she’s also my sister and my wife.


1) That’s… I’m so sorry.
You know, you don’t have to be a satanist though. I’m sure that was very hard for you, but you can raise above that hardship.
2) Jesus? In Equestria Easter is just a celebration of chocolate and new beginnings, with bunnies as the figurehead. I looked up some stuff and I thought that’s what it was in your world too.
3) Sounds like cool stuff! Little dangerous, but what isn’t these days, eh?

1) Well, thank you. I figure there’s more than one pony who’s done that, though. Nothing wrong with it.
2) I can’t. I mean, I could, but I don’t want to embarrass myself in front of Boscov’s- Krastos’ parents with an inadequate live performance.
3) Thanks! Good to see you back!


Do you know how hard it is to get to Antarctica!? I would LOVE to go! Banish shmanish, I’d happily go willingly and for longer than a year!
1) Thank you, Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven W-! Is that really your name? Your parents must have been total pricks.
2) Well, it certainly sounds like an experience. I’ve just grown a little tired of enduring the elements over the years. A few too many cold winter nights out on the street. Not too keen living on your human Earth for a year either.
But sure! If given a chance I’d spend a week or two there!

1) Thank you! And yes, the new banner is awesome! Thanks again, Fuselight!
2) THANK YOU! YOU DON’T HAVE TO GET ME ANYTHING, THOUGH! YOU ALREADY GAVE ME THAT COOL DAGGER AND HELMET.
3) Thanks, Seapony Lyra! Good to hear from you!
4) Oh really? Well…
askfuselight submitted:
Head on through that link for your gift. A fancy wallpaper set to your resolution. Hope you like it and have a good one! I can remove the signature too if you ask me to.
Thank you so much! This is fantastic!
I’m going to make it my page’s new background!
Edit: I decided to make it a header instead! I always wanted a header!
I either upload this now or wait until I come back from my trip with Boscov, since I’m going to be busy tonight and all day tomorrow.
I might go back and have Sweetie add in a drum section.
Either way, Hyrule Field! Everypony loves Hyrule Field!
Note: This is a slightly compressed version. The original was too large to upload. When I do the next pack of downloadable songs, it will have the higher quality version. I can’t tell the difference myself, just letting everypony know.