1) I’m… I’m sorry. I can’t answer right now. I think I need to go to the hospital… There’s-… There’s so much blood…
2) Huh. And thought that series had already jumped the shark. My mistake.
3) Great pony, as I understand it. I’d love to meet him!
Not a terribly large fan of his music, but I have nothing against it.
4) Certainly! Candy canes are for all year long, not just Hearth’s Warming.
5) So long as ponies have freewill, they will act however they feel like acting. Even once they break the law, it’s still a matter of finding them.
Of course, that’s a lot easier than it used to be.
6) Responding publicly so Boscov can see! Sounds like fun, Strawberry!
Just a conflicting schedule, nothing else.
1) A flower, but she’s worn cutie mark tattoos a few times when playing.
2) Bon-Bon and I fight over the blinds. She wants light in the house, and I’d be fine with that, but it also lets heat in. The air conditioner is on; it’s sorta counter-intuitive.
3) Okay.
Oh, and I’ve been practicing using your real name! Figure you don’t want me calling you Boscov in front of the bears that named you.
Well originally it was going to be on the 1st, but my family sent me another letter asking if I could come and stay from April 7th to the 9th instead.
1) What about a hippopotamus with a noodle on his back (trivial language)?
2) So, next weekend. Got it.
Why the delay? Is something wrong?
1) You ponies need to learn how to use Wikipedia.
2) I wouldn’t say hurt. But it becomes very tender and you can hurt it more easily.
Been a while since that’s happened to me. Most households have various methods of air conditioning and humidity control. You can go your entire life and never experience it.
3) Uh… Is this a thing?
4) Never seen a single sign of illicit drug use in Ponyville, no.
5) Oh. Oh… Right. Sorry, I forgot.
Yes, of course. What day?
1) Helping everypony that’s ever needed it leaves them with no reason to grow. Stretch that across an entire society and see how long before it stagnates and crumbles.
And what about somepony who’s single suing somepony who hurt them in an accident? Who the [omitted] do you think is gaining from that? You think the pony at fault isn’t having their entire world rocked from the incident? Is the pony who was hurt entitled to nothing for the carelessness of the pony at fault?
The world isn’t black and white. Never has been.
2) Well, thank you! I’m sorry if we never meet, you sound nice!
No I’m not. I’m a monster.
3) Being given the knowledge that you’ve already lost; because then you have nothing left to lose.
4) Find them.
5) I find it painful. Nothing else is relevant.
CYOA #75
While the giant is still disabled, you run out into the snow and head for the semi-circular building. You glance back one last time at the giant and sigh. Sorry…
Upon arrival, you find what appears to be 4 or 5 sets of tracks in the snow heading north-east. That electrical thing must have followed them! You race after the tracks, but find they reduce to only a clear 3 after about halfway. That would mean the electric shadow gave up and went back to the semi-circular building. You continue onward, following the tracks toward the building with the high roof.
Puzzle complete!
After reaching the building you find it to be much larger than any of the others. It’s base alone stands taller than the long building to the south of you. The roof only adds even more height.
The 3 tracks lead right up to the doorway, so your friends must be inside.
1) What have I wrought?
2) They’re both illegal.
If the authorities had been alerted to what they’d done, Sweetie and her friends would be sent to juvee.
Evidently, Twilight is allowed a certain leeway.
3) At the end of the day, it amounts to the same thing.
4) …
Picture somepony you used to know. Now think about how they might live now; replace information you don’t know with what ifs. Who they might have become, the ponies they’d know, the things they’d do. If they had faults you were aware of, how they would have bettered themselves over time. Think about how it’s your fault you’ll never see them again. How no pony will ever see them again…
Now do that at least once a week for the rest of your life. That’s a fraction of what it’s like.
[Sniff]
Or so I’m told.
5) I’ve stolen more than a few things in my day.
Never stole a bird.
6) Only thing I can think of is rotting horn disease, but that’s not really an accurate analog.
7) Don’t just give me a band; give me a piece or two by them you feel adequately represents their style.
But I’ll answer with The Curse Of Jacques by Grave Digger; one of my favorites by my favorite band.
