1) You know, I’m not sure. I know I don’t need one to just pull my own carriage. But if I were pulling ponies along and charging them, I’d probably need some kind of business license. Or if I was working for a company, I’d probably have to complete some training course to receive a certification.
Anyway, the use of heavy-powered equipment requires a certification. So… I don’t know. The Engineer’s Union?
2) This evening was great. Rest of the day before hand was meh, but you don’t want to hear about that.
1) ˙ǝɹǝɥ ʍǝu ǝq ʇsnɯ noʎ
You can check the sidebar of my page for all kinds of information. Specifically:
Here.
And initial here.
I don’t have it properly tagged, but no, I’m not obsessed with fingers. I think detachable hands might be useful, but walking around would be too difficult with hands.
2) I don’t have one; I’ve never heard one.
1) Well, let’s see. Hmm…
I guess I could write about how my boyfriend’s family was nice, but I kinda figured they would be.
So…
2) Yeah?
3) Fine.
4) I can’t really answer that properly. But your average unicorn should always have a healthy, nutritious diet balanced by exercise. There are physical limitations regarding magic use and the last thing you want to do is become physically exhausted when casting. Partially because you’re limiting yourself, and partially because you might mess something up in your fatigue.
5) I wasn’t raised by nuns. I was raised by maids and stewards until I was old enough for school. After that they just made me food if I was around.
I’m pretty sure they didn’t like me. I was just an added workload.
1) I wouldn’t.
2) And what relationship guru may I ask is this coming from?
3) ‘Cause fwuffy is wude.
4) Certainly. Magic gets stronger with use just like anything else, to an extent.
General practice when training telekinesis isn’t to lift heavy objects, though. You want to lift and lower multiple small, lighter objects at once. That way you’re training concentration, control, and magical endurance.
And we officially use the Interdimensional System of Units.
5) There are other religions and philosophies on our planet. Not all believe our Princesses to be gods. But without further direction, I don’t know what nuns you’re talking about.
Could you describe when and were you saw them?
6) Right; the primary point of education beyond general basics is to train you in your field of study. As vast as magic is, it can still be pooled together in many areas. On the other hoof, the differences between a blacksmith, a gardener, and a baker are as obvious as night and day.
If it makes you feel any better, anon, I never went to a fancy magic school.
7) I wonder if this will work. Can’t ever tell with those adverts.
8) Do you think maybe that’s your conscience talking? Could it be time for a change maybe? Be nice, help ponies, maybe make some friends?
1) Just because you say something does not make it so.
2) As somepony who’s been with me since way back may remember, when asked if I’d rather be a pegasus, I replied that I’d rather be an earth pony. It sucks being frail and wimpy; having to rely on magic because you can’t function well enough without it.
I know it’s not as glamorous as weather control or magic, but earth ponies will always be able to yield better crops than anypony else. They can work longer, harder, and labor is always in demand.
Why, if I was an earth pony, I’d have a job right now.
3) There was a brief period of time where I’d walk around the outer edge of the city instead of heading through the lower levels to get to and from school. That was pretty nice.
4) *Empowers you with the ability to ASK A GOOD QUESTION.*
5) You can’t hear it, but I’m resting my hoof against my face right now. With contempt.
6) Do you see?! Read the last three questions and then read this one! Do you see?! All you ponies need to get on the same page with these questions!
7) Around the time I first got on the ponynet and saw that humans exist.
Well… I guess that’s not entirely true.
1) You can throw whatever kinda fit you want. You’re not in my house.
2) And evidently you’re racist.
Your move, o’ holier-than-thou.
3) I went on hundreds of adventure-type scenarios. Many of them life-threatening. Few by choice.
Not in the sense you’re thinking of.
Going back to a previous answer, earth ponies and pegasus can use minor enchantments like wards placed on objects. They can’t use anything beyond what would be considered “minor” at the technical level. I’m not permitted to explain why, but it’s a physiological constraint.
Now, they could potentially use a magically-infused object, like what you’re talking about, to power a stronger enchantment, which would drain the object in question making it’s usefulness limited. What they can’t do, is directly drain the magically-infused object to spell-cast.
I repeat, there is no way for an earth or pegasus pony to use magic like a unicorn.
But regarding the magically-infused object? Those are even more closely regulated than enchantments themselves. Chances are, if you find somepony with one or trying to sell one, it’s very illegal.
1) Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot!
Easy.
2) Fwuffy needs to get some mannews.
Dude... What if our planet actually rotates around the sun and we've fooled ourselves into believing magic is involved?
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Nice try, human, but no pony that doesn’t already know the answer to that would ever think to ask.
Our planet does revolve around our sun, and I heard a long time ago it used to rotate too. But as time went on it slowed down. If nothing was done, eventually it would have tidal locked, like both our and your human Earth’s moon.
What we call the raising and lowering of the sun and moon is really our princess(es) magically grabbing hold of the celestial body in question and using it to flick us into proper rotation. That’s why it doesn’t have to be sustained all day long; it’s just one spell.
Why would somepony unfollow you! ;_; Sounds like this weekend didn’t go TOO badly, even if you were uncomfortable and anxious.
1) Uh… That sounds a little boring. Do I gotta go?
2) We’d have to find out how, send you all back, and prevent any of you from returning.
I’m not the princess, but I’m fairly certain that’s how things would play out. You humans… You just don’t belong here.
3) I can’t tell if this is supposed to be a joke or not.
4) I guess I’m not interesting enough.
But it was okay. I’m sure I’d get more used to it if Boscov and I went more often.
allthemponies:
Screwball, the first earth pony to ever become pitcher for the famous baseball team “Canterlot Dragons”. Her motto is “as long as my hooves are placed firmly on the ground, nothing of this world can stop me”.
I am personally really fond of this headcanon.
I think I remember reading somewhere that she recently stepped back on the field after the whole Discord incident.
1) No.
And I know what you’re insinuating. Believe it or not, anal isn’t very popular in pony-land.
2) I looked, I really did. If I could have found the sheet music for it, I would have totally done a cover for “As Days Go By.” I would have even tried singing to it, listening to myself singing a few times, and becoming overly self-conscious and removing the singing part and uploading only the instrumental. But I would have at least tried!
I attempted to explain it to Tootsie, but she’s never seen the show. I showed her the Urkel Dance video, but then she just asked what they were pouring into the punch bowl. And as I was starting to explain it, I was reminded why I’m such a horrible guardian.
3) What about it?
You got a nice, small server I could join?
4) You’ll have to look after the break.
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1) I heard something about a “baked goods mystery” when were boarding Friday. Did they mean literal pastry-type goods?
2) According to one of those roulette click-n’-drag things, Scootaloo not only saved me, but she’s also my sister and my wife.
