I don’t think that combination would make you the worst, but it’s not for beginners or even moderately experienced players. Long technical explanation ahead. Short version is that anything involving Energy Blast is very involving to play to the best of its ability, and Cold Domination is usually better off on a Defender, because you can’t skip it’s first ability on a Corruptor to use that ability slot on something else.

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captainshiningarmor:

Actually, that’s always how my parents explained it.

I’ll defer to your expertise on this one.

Hmm… Sounds like a secret…

…

Oh I would be so~ [omitted] if I wound up being Twilight’s sister or some stupid [omitted].

That’s some third grade, fanfic bull [omitted].

captainshiningarmor:

I’ve got this. Take 5, Lyra.

*Ahem.*

Pony surnames are weird.

There. Now everything makes sense.

I’m afraid my research has given me a little bit more on this subject than you have.

If you really don’t know, ask your parents! Might be a story there.

1) Oh I believe I can… do a little more than that…

2) Well [omitted] you too, then.

3) I was initially attracted to his personality and demeanor. I do like the way his fur feels, though.

4) Shining Armor, right? I couldn’t be certain. It could be that his last name is Sparkle and he just doesn’t go by that. He may have dropped his surname entirely and taken Cadance’s surname after the wedding; though if that would make him Shining Armor Cadenza or Shining Armor Mi Amore I couldn’t say. Maybe Twilight’s family’s surname isn’t Sparkle at all, but something else they don’t generally go by.

I dunno. Better off asking Twilight or Shining Armor themselves, I suppose.

5) Sure. We’re all the times renting movies and then not returning them on time.

This one time, I saw him kick over a display of tomato paste cans and I rolled them all over the place. What a pair of rogues we are.

6) Oof!

I hope you don’t mind me posting this publicly, sir. I’m hoping to use this as a means to display the process to anypony else that may be interested.

I apologize for the Paypal error. It should be resolved now. Alternately you can find a donate button in the upper left corner of my page. It’s the same thing, really.

I have managed to find some sheet music for the piece in question (without added cost, which is good news) and it should be very doable. The next step would be the process of payment. You can choose to pay me between a half bit (5 USD) up to 2 bits (20 USD). The price will determine the time and effort put into the piece and its speed in being delivered to you. If you pay at least 1 bit (10 USD), then whether or not the piece is released to the public is up to you as well. You could pay more than 2 bits (20 USD), but I would take that under the assumption you were requesting more than one piece.

When sending me money I would ask that you add a note in order to help identify who you are and which piece you’re asking for. If you have any further questions, let me know!

~ Lyra

P.S: Of course, if anypony is feeling generous, I still accept straight donations.

1) The [omitted] do you mean “what happened?”

2) Looks like I got a low roll, but that’s okay! I have Hug Proficiency! Your severe hug is downgraded to heartwarming!

3) Yeah, sure.

No wait. That’s Seapony Lyra.

1) By what definition are we running off of? In olden times, alchemists were the ones trying to turn iron or something into gold, right? But if I remember, as technology progressed it was proven possible, but too costly for the product.

2) Canterlot and Ponyville are pretty quiet these days. Manehatten has some hustle and bustle, if you’re looking for it. And it’s not terribly far.

That’s not really something you pay much attention to unless you’re house hunting. Probably want to contact a real estate agent. Speaking of, I’ve never seen a pony real estate agent on tumblr.

Um… Don’t really know you very well.

3) First of all, thank you for your kind words, sir.

Moving on to business, I’m not much of a live performer. All the recordings I have uploaded are way better than I can do live; compounded by the time that’s passed since I’ve played most of them. You’re free to play any of them on a stereo or something, especially since it would be illegal for me to charge anypony to do so. They’re all just covers, after all.

On the other hoof, if you were to “commission me” to record a new track, you’d be paying for the work recording, not the song playing. If you did, I’d be delighted to play it live for you as well. If money’s involved I’ll probably be able to get a few others to join in too.

If you do decide to commission me, I would ask that you contact me with further information first, in order to confirm that I am capable of completing the job. Hate to be paid ahead of time for something I wind up being unable to do.

1) “Continuing the search for my stolen past” would flow better.

2) Well, if I don’t form the head then we can’t use magic, so…

3) Yeah, I guess so.

I assume you’ve heard of this whole unshorn fetlock business then, huh? I can’t even begin to understand it.

1) Ever consider starting a conversation at the beginning?

2) Hello Alternate Lyra! Certainly are a lot of us, huh?

3) Well, thank you very much for the praise!

4) Well, thank you very much for the praise!

5) After that last message, I’m thinking I’d be better off passing on that. Sorry.

6) Admittedly it’s been a while since I was a little filly, but I’d like to think a hard-working stallion-of-few-words or an athlete at the pinnacle of fitness would be more attractive than… whatever Blue Blood has to offer.

Fancy Pants isn’t that old, is he?

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If I weren’t laughing so hard I’m crying, I’d be [omitted] at some of those. But hey, you’ve at least proven that you’re a long time follower, whoever you are.

Also, it was Honey Bunches of Oats.

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Doesn’t feel very good, does it?

1) You’re trying to think logically about a phobia; that’s not how they work. As long as you don’t think about it or aren’t looking at it, you’re okay. You could have somepony with Apiphobia (which I also have) in a room with twelve bees and as long as they aren’t looking at them and the bees aren’t making any noise, eventually they’ll calm down.

What else is there to look or focus on while hang gliding other than the projection of your own body going splat on the ground far below?

2) Not nearly as good as the ignorant sense of self-entitlement you must possess.

3) Just looked different? No. I’ve wished I had specific special talents, but never really cared what they look like.

I’ve said it before a long time ago, but adults don’t really care about cutie marks.

4) Um… Because I’m an adult?

There’s nothing wrong with embracing one’s own sexuality. I just don’t follow tumblrs that post sex or exposed genitalia or anything I might have trouble explaining in public. Remember, I check my tumblr on my Manedroid while I’m out.

“Oh, but it’s just supposed to be artistic!” Doesn’t fly, but there is a difference between sexy and sex. There’s nothing on Spitfire’s page you wouldn’t see on a city billboard or advertised in a public magazine.