1) Not really. In fact, I have to use eye-drops sometimes on my right eye.
2) No, but concentrated magic from magical overload has been linked to cancer. Good news is that the density required to be statistically relevant is more than just about anypony would be able to cast and hold together, possibly even the princesses.
3) Seeing as that’s a strictly Human Earth symbol, it wouldn’t mean anything. Pretty sure it wouldn’t be possible, either.
4) Very much so.
What? Did you expect me to get all weepy and cry?
5) Ew… That’s pretty disgusting. I’d rather have free candy.
6) Yeah, sure. We can be shipping buddies!
1) You bet.
While we’re on the subject of nonsense, I also ship Big Mac x Fluttershy, Spike x Cutie Mark Crusaders, and Rainbow Dash x Daring Do.
Oh, and Angel x Queen Chrysalis.
2) I think you’d taste a lot deader if you tried.
3) But straight ponies are free to screw up families, is that right?
Why is this an argument at all? Gay marriage has never been illegal in Equestria. The moment the institution of marriage began it was already legal.
4) You want an autograph…? From…
ME…? HE HE HE HE HE~!
I’ll sign it! I’ll sign it a hundred times!
5) I’ll lead that mob. That mistake will be your last.
6) What about the theoretical “heaven” being called Celestia?
askbigredmacintosh:
An’ ain’t like ah really care much what others folks can think ‘bout me either, ah’m just a simple farmpony with simple tastes, nothin’ more less eeeyup.
I want a Clipboard-Holder Applebloom plushie.
1) Hmm… I sort of have super strength too… There certainly are a few parallels.
2) I DEEM THIS SCHEDULE TO BE ACCEPTABLE. ROBOT LYRA WILL ARRIVE ON THE EVENING OF MAY 12TH TO THE PREDESIGNATED LOCATION. ROBOT LYRA DID NOT HAVE TO USE A THESAURUS TO FIND PREDESIGNATED.
4) That’s ridiculous. I would never.
3) I’m gonna torture you, you little [omitted]!
But seriously, no. I’m already in a relationship.
5) I don’t suppose so. Pegasus would make more sense, though. You know, weather control and all.
1) You can’t kill Princess Luna anymore than you can kill her sister. Why do you think the changlings didn’t kill Princess Celestia? Out of the kindness of their hearts?
2) Ask me again tomorrow. Got some stuff going on right now.
3) I…
…
I’d have rather them taken responsibility for me or not been born at all! They couldn’t have just disappeared off the face of Equestria on accident. Whatever happened to them; they had to know. They had to!
4) Over now. I think.
5) How about cheese and wine? Or pizza and soda? Or tortilla chips and dip?
6) What an excellent argument you make to defend your point! I’m sold!
7) But why Mars?
1) Then I’d just admit there was such a thing as evil to get you to stop, but not actually believe it.
Anything else and I’d be stupid.
2) Under what context? If I was using him to block a flooded doorway he’s actually a little too small.
3)
1) I can’t really cook very well. You want to risk it?
2) There are certain situations in which a criminal never makes it to a court of law.
You’d be one of those cases.
3) Okay! Here I go!
4) I know, but if I’m some theoretical super being, wouldn’t it be worth a shot?
I suppose what it comes down to, is if somepony feels like they’ve suffered an injustice, should they be capable of retaliation? Should it be an option at all? It’s at least worth seeing how things work with that ability removed, isn’t it? A world where there is no violence because nopony is capable of it.
5) If you’re the kind of pony that would do things like that just to prove a point, you’d be considered mentally unstable and would only be supporting my position.
1) That’s up to you, guy. Only reason anypony ever started following me was because once upon a time somepony decided, “I would not consider it a burden to see what this pony has to say.”
I do what I can to stop it from becoming a burden; this is only my sixth post today and this has been a lot for me. Don’t know what else to say; I don’t think I’ve changed anything.
Sorry my page didn’t turn out to be what you thought it’d be.
2)
3) Magic creates a visible field around what it’s used on. It’d be possible, but you could get caught.
There is such a thing as stealth casting, but that’s well beyond what most are capable of, even if it were legal for civilian use.
You humans are hilarious!
CYOA Alternate #1
And because it took such a ridiculous amount of time to update that with no excuse, here’s an alternate update. This one is under the assumption things went much differently then they have so far and you’re controlling “Amy” in the same situation.
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