1) I prefer my beat-em-ups to be beat-em-ups, not slit-their-throats. Why kill when you can KO?

2) It’s not hard to keep things clean with minor preparation.

3) I recognized even back then that I was hurting ponies by stealing from them. I never targeted the rich out of spite, in fact the spite came later. They were just the ponies with the money worth taking; where the risk was worth the reward.

And I’m fully aware that there were unfortunate ponies who’s entire lives were ruined because of me. I personally saw it happen.

4) I think it was lovely. Thank you!

5) You’re playing semantics. When you toss “the most atrocious” in with “average,” you significantly change the mood of the question. Petty theft is pretty much the worst thing you get from an average pony. Anything beyond that and they’re no longer an average pony.

1) Even when I stole from them, I never wanted to hurt them. Just take their money.

2) Sweetie’s with her parents. Tootsie would be with her parents anyway. I think Bon-Bon called her mother.

I had some stuff to do around town. Only just got back to the house; so it’s just her and me.

3) Ka-you-must-be-new-here.

4) Oh, you know. It was a nice evening, nice talk over dinner. Had some white wine with dinner; was very nice. Very fancy.

5) Sorry. Not ringing a bell.

6) Scroll down to the last one. I mean, seriously? If you want to draw a pony with fingers to manipulate things like some Sonic the Hedgehog character, far be it from me to judge. But that [omitted] is just tragically hilarious.

asksnips:

Then Mrs Heartstrings was all like *buysomeapples*. You should have seen her face.

You live in a magical world, Snips. I’d love to see what you see for a few minutes.

1) I’ve addressed this one before. Recently, in fact.

Though to be honest, I didn’t expect anypony to ever ask about it again. Seemed sort of specific.

2) I’ll go ahead and head over now. Wondering what this surprise of yours is.

carrotcake-replies:

I’m not sure what I was thinking, but it doesn’t matter.

I am back, back for more. May I take your order?

Welcoming back my friend, Mister Cake!

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1) Anypony remember regular roulette? That was a good game.

2) The only strike that counts is the last one. The number of attempts don’t matter.

3) I’m a pony and what is this?

4) I’d rather you didn’t, if it’s all the same to you.

5) I thought they said “Don’t want to die.”

Unless you weren’t talking about Deadly Premonition, in which case…

6) Broke into a lot of places.

7) I have no idea what you’re talking about. So here’s a song (Sort of violent).

8) Are you kidding? Those plushies, pencils, general collectables are sold at a premium in zoo gift shops. We could sell them for half price at one hundred percent profit and still be competitive.

A good gang has their hooves in many pots. If it can produce a profit with little risk, you want a part of it.

9) Never been to a carnival at all.

10) Maybe late Sunday. This weekend is sort of packed.

1) The answer, of course, is-…

…

Bet you thought I forgot about that. In truth, I did, for just a few seconds, though.

2) You think I’d be here today if I was baited by every taunt and insult thrown my way? You’re obviously not worth my time and neither are your words.

3) I should. But instead I’m going to bed.

4) The regular ones have simple balance readers that go off if the machine is forced around, or the claw is guided by an outside source. If you move the object slowly and carefully, or if you just move it to an easier location to grab with the claw, it won’t detect anything though. Could still get caught by a greeter or a security officer while you work.

Head to Las Pegasus and you’ll find motion sensors in every machine. If anything is moved that’s not supposed to be moving, a silent alarm is sounded to alert the staff. Not a perfect system, more than a few false alarms, but that’s Las Pegasus for you. They’d rather detain somepony and review evidence to see if they’re innocent, than produce a more accurate system where somepony might have a chance of getting away with their bits.

Before anypony asks, one of the gangs I was dragged into had a particularly boastful unicorn that talked about all sorts of cons and anti-theft measures. I never saw him work, but he supposedly knew the ins and outs of all sorts of machines, locks, security protocols; you name it.

5) Because he was kind enough to take you to the zoo instead of the bar.

How would I know? I have no parents and the only time I went into a zoo was to break into the gift shop.

6) When you feel like that, just remember you don’t have to feel like that. You don’t owe me anything.

1) Not really. In fact, I have to use eye-drops sometimes on my right eye.

2) No, but concentrated magic from magical overload has been linked to cancer. Good news is that the density required to be statistically relevant is more than just about anypony would be able to cast and hold together, possibly even the princesses.

3) Seeing as that’s a strictly Human Earth symbol, it wouldn’t mean anything. Pretty sure it wouldn’t be possible, either.

4) Very much so.

What? Did you expect me to get all weepy and cry?

5) Ew… That’s pretty disgusting. I’d rather have free candy.

6) Yeah, sure. We can be shipping buddies!

1) You bet.

While we’re on the subject of nonsense, I also ship Big Mac x Fluttershy, Spike x Cutie Mark Crusaders, and Rainbow Dash x Daring Do.

Oh, and Angel x Queen Chrysalis.

2) I think you’d taste a lot deader if you tried.

3) But straight ponies are free to screw up families, is that right?

Why is this an argument at all? Gay marriage has never been illegal in Equestria. The moment the institution of marriage began it was already legal.

4) You want an autograph…? From…

ME…? HE HE HE HE HE~!

I’ll sign it! I’ll sign it a hundred times!

5) I’ll lead that mob. That mistake will be your last.

6) What about the theoretical “heaven” being called Celestia?

ask-twilight-and-trixie:

Okay, I think it’s time to do something else!!

(sleepover arc part 10, truths and dares part 8!)

That middle one was totes me.

Turn about and all that.

askbigredmacintosh:

An’ ain’t like ah really care much what others folks can think ‘bout me either, ah’m just a simple farmpony with simple tastes, nothin’ more less eeeyup.

I want a Clipboard-Holder Applebloom plushie.

1) Hmm… I sort of have super strength too… There certainly are a few parallels.

2) I DEEM THIS SCHEDULE TO BE ACCEPTABLE. ROBOT LYRA WILL ARRIVE ON THE EVENING OF MAY 12TH TO THE PREDESIGNATED LOCATION. ROBOT LYRA DID NOT HAVE TO USE A THESAURUS TO FIND PREDESIGNATED.

4) That’s ridiculous. I would never.

3) I’m gonna torture you, you little [omitted]!

But seriously, no. I’m already in a relationship.

5) I don’t suppose so. Pegasus would make more sense, though. You know, weather control and all.

1) You can’t kill Princess Luna anymore than you can kill her sister. Why do you think the changlings didn’t kill Princess Celestia? Out of the kindness of their hearts?

2) Ask me again tomorrow. Got some stuff going on right now.

3) I…

…

I’d have rather them taken responsibility for me or not been born at all! They couldn’t have just disappeared off the face of Equestria on accident. Whatever happened to them; they had to know. They had to!

4) Over now. I think.

5) How about cheese and wine? Or pizza and soda? Or tortilla chips and dip?

6) What an excellent argument you make to defend your point! I’m sold!

7) But why Mars?

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