You better watch your little gas mask-wearing [omitted], Sturm.
1) Arf arf. Bow-wow.
2) Why no, you can’t.
3) Oh you.
4) I suppose the main difference would be that I can carry him too. For a little while anyway.
5) Absolutely!
6) Look, I’m sorry. I wouldn’t put it past Neightendo to [omitted] something up royally; they did with an entire console. So I never questioned it.
7) Sounds weird. That’s more like the Earthbound I know.
8) Nothing. Not like I can sue for using my likeness. There’s a dozen ponies that look like me.
9) I said enthusiasm, not euphemism. But if you think you feel uncomfortable…
Actually, no. He told me that at the end the world devouring monster-thingy wakes up and everypony dies.
If that’s not what happened, that’s good news. I never even bothered to look into the game because of that.
Well now I feel stupider, but at least I know it was a troll.
I am not a clever pony.
1) I’m the singer in teal! So through a finger in the air and-… Oh… Crud.
2) Nah, I’d pilot Anubis and Boscov would remote-control Gllang. For those that don’t recognize those two mechs, pictures after the break.
3) Yeah! I hear you! That’s amazing! I wish I could go on puppet adventures too! Woo! Force that enthusiasm!
4) That sounds great. Just let me know when!
5) Just in case it is the dark world, here. I think this is supposed to stop you from turning into a pig or somethin’.
6) I have not, no. I was playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl this one time and the pony I was playing with spoiled the ending for me.
Gotta say, not too thrilled. I figured they were above “everypony dies” endings.
HEY PUPPET PAL LYRA! WHAT TIME IS IT?!
Fillies and Gentlecolts, let’s give a round of applause to Puppet Pal Kittysneezes, one of my first askers!
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Answers after the break. Post turned out too long.
But I wanted to say hello to my new followers! Salu~t!
Flowers are living life-forms, which is more than can be said for Scoota-bot! She must be terminated!
(( Decided to do a Scoota-bot post since Putuksstuff has done numerous Sweetie Bot posts. Go give his stuff a look! ))
You’re right!
What have I done?
Reblogging because Earthbound. No further explanation needed.
1) I believe an airborne object can be unidentified, yes.
2) Raising the sun takes like thirty seconds. That wouldn’t really free up her schedule much.
The time she sacrifices everyday is what makes her great.
3) Awwww~! Thanks! That was nice!
Also, this Lyra doesn’t have any asks. She’s cool though. Draws too.
1) I’m a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time.
2) Why would you try to get away with that? I feel betrayed that somepony would attempt to slide something like that past me for no evident reason outside spite.
3) …
I’m sorry, filly, but I haven’t the slightest idea what you’re talking about. You lost me at background pony. But ignoring that I still have haven’t a clue how I could know the answer to… whatever it is you’re asking.
Have you been watching too much television?
4) Thanks for sharing.
Come to think of it, that sounds familiar. Have I got that exact message before?
1) Okay, I had a relative idea what you were talking about before. Now you’ve completely lost me.
2) I’d be more than a little disappointed in Spike, but I can only protect Sweetie Belle so much.
Sometimes-… There are ponies in this world who will use you to fulfill their own means, then toss you aside when they’re done. She’d have to learn that putting yourself out there runs the risk of getting hurt.
I doubt I’d be friends with Spike anymore, though.
3) Nope; you’re the one. Like I’ve said, whatever ponies want to do that doesn’t hurt anypony is of no consequence to me. Just wish it wasn’t of me.
[Audible Sigh]
Okay, look. No levelheaded mare is really going to fault anypony for fantasizing about them behind closed doors. Just about all of them would rather not be told about it, but some may still be a little flattered. But when you go that far? No. That’s repulsive. In every situation, on every level, on every plane. And that’s all I’m going to say or address on the subject.
4) Ponynet. While I have you for the moment though, you may want to lower the saturation on that yellow you’re using for your page. It’s blinding.
5) I was evidently the only Lyra that watched instead of participating. Felt sort of bad. Been going out and walking more. Maybe I’ll participate this year.
6) I’m not saying that, and I’m not agreeing to it. You folks just need to stop looking for gratification in everything you enjoy. Don’t seek out a label to live under. Just be yourself. If somepony asks about something, let them know. Don’t be afraid, stay positive, but accept rejection if it comes and remain upbeat. Your opinion isn’t some grand battle to be won or lost through the conversion of others; it’s just your opinion.
7) Not bad. Little heavy-hooved in social commentary sometimes, but I can’t tell if that’s intentional or not.
8) I’d be glad the damage wasn’t so widespread, but I can understand.
1) I doubt most ponies know what the Olympics is, let alone Jamaica. See it, Shorty?
2) Yea! Woo! What’s happening?!
3) But… How? It started off as just a theater troop’s performance. How did you guys even see it? The first “season” wasn’t even televised, it was just a local show.
4) No.
5) Big, grown humans wanting to feel special for watching a little girl’s show.
You “bronies” are precious.
6) Oh, you know. We caught a burlesque show, harassed the elderly, robbed a liquor store. You know, upstanding citizen-type things.
1) If I’m the middle ground, then why don’t I just keep it the way it is? AskLyra. Sounds neutral to me.
2) Not really. If anypony does, it’s usually in jest.
3) Friendship Is Magic? The locally produced spoof documentary? I wasn’t aware you humans even knew about that.
But what does that have to do with real life? It’s just a low budget show about topical stuff around town.
4) Is that to say you’re a dolphin that can pilot something or a pilot for a dolphin?
5) You better bust that if you’re gonna pull that.
6) Everypony makes fun of everypony else; try not to take it seriously. You make it worse when you react.
7) Not single-space! Don’t! I’m sorry! Please don’t! Please? I said please!
8) Had to look up what that even meant. Since gay marriage has always been legal in Equestria, no pony really cares.
9) Like I said last time, I don’t care about another porn tumblr. I have nothing against the pony running it, but I’m not posting about it.
10) My Little… Pony? Don’t you mean Human? Or… I guess that would be the human version of the foal’s show… Huh… Never thought about that before.
So, what shows up on My Little Human for us has a pony version for you? And it’s a full franchise? Show hasn’t even been on more than a year or so in our world.
Wait, why aren’t little human girls bronies too?
11) Mostly swapped back and forth playing Tera. You used your fingers.
1) I had a nightmare about scorpions. But hey, at least that was unrelated to anything I’ve actually experienced.
2) I uh… I meant like a hoof prick! Ow, it hurts! You can’t tell on me!
3) I don’t know. It’s just a pony thing.
4) 
5) Plenty of donkeys live here!
6) Oh. Well, that’s not so bad. Could have been worse, anyway.
7) I suppose on a Roy G. Biv scale, my coat is more green then blue.
8) Not me.
Yes, I’ve lied a few times. Usually if I do, it’s just to simplify things because I can’t legally talk about them. Sometimes it’s because I don’t want to think about them.
9) What do you mean “more or less?” What else is there to it?
10) That’s an oxymoron. I’m not changing my URL.
11) …
What the [omitted] are you on about? You huffin’ paint thinner or somethin’?
12) I am a piggy bank. Feed me money!
