Because I’ll never be able to play the piece myself in any capacity, here.

Sweet dreams.

1) Are you asking me if I’m less coordinated than a puppet?

Because right now the answer is yes.

2) Nah. I usually take vomiting up a lung as a sign that I’m done for the night.

3) Teddy, I don’t care. Now go play.

4) That’d be cool.

To be honest, I’m not sure my boyfriend ever appreciated you hugging me for long durations anyway.

5) If you want to try finding a loophole, contact a lawyer. I don’t feel like being held responsible for you breaking the law.

Plus I feel like death warmed-over.

Hey how!

…

Now…

It’s not his fault. We were talkin’… walkin’… Walkin’ and talkin’. And I wasn’t payin’ attention. I brought enough for both of us, but when he asked if I was alright-… Wait…

He…

No.

I saw there was only one left and he said he hadn’t had any.

It was a long walk. Seemed shorter going back.

He’s here with me, though. Or the other way ‘round.

Edit: Hee hee hee! I sound like Winnie the Pooh!

1) It was great! After that we stopped by an art college, exposed our genitalia, and posed for them to draw!

[Snort] [Snort]

That didn’t- I might have brought some drinks and not been paying attention during walksies.

…

I mean how much during walksies.

2) It’s like, weird. I mean, who would ever think of that?

Seems alright, though!

3) It’s great! Woo~! Alright, unicroms!

4) Well maybe I don’t want five hour energy hugs. Maybe I want a two-thirty feeling.

…

No, yeah. That’s right.

1) That’d be why time traveling spells are locked up in Canterlot.

2) Just finished eating! Ready to go!

3) The same can be said with humans and eyes, right? I’ve heard human eyes alone can show a subtle, humble recognition. Ponies can’t do that.

4) And I’ll gladly sta~nd up! Next to you, and defend her still toda~y! ‘Cause there ain’t no doubt I love this la~nd! Cels bless the… uh… Equestria…

Stand up next to you and… What rhymes with Equestria? Anypony seen Zecora?

5) Not really. I read Equestria Daily, but that’s a digital newspaper.

I love Dark Cloud.

1) Maybe just nice, safe, time restricted hugs.

2) Now this is a good edit! Very funny and I loved how the creator even designed the layout to be similar to the first area in Pony Revolution.

However, considering the whole thing was created as commentary against the third game, I’ll still never understand Deus Ex fans. I liked all three games.

3) It was a polished game. I remember it being very well balanced and the town design mechanic was interesting. You know, where you talk to the ponies to find out what they want and adjust the town’s layout so that everypony is happy? I thought that was really cool!

Only problem was the game was too long for what it was and the last character was garbage. By the time I unlocked him, tried him out, and his weapon broke almost immediately, I just didn’t care anymore.

1) I’ve never been formally trained in close quarters combat, so there isn’t much to remember.

2) Roguelikes have never appealed to me. The closest thing I’ve ever played to a roguelike are dungeon crawlers like Azure Dreams, Dark Cloud, or that endless dungeon in Lufia 2.

Oh, and Chocobo Dungeon 2. That was a pretty fun game to play with a friend!

Come to think of it, does Diablo 2 count as a dungeon crawler?

3) Is it the cinnamon swirls in every bite? ‘Cause if it isn’t we’d be up a creek.

4) For the last time, I’m not obsessed with humans! Okay, I talk to them and sort of study them and maybe I think it’d be cool to have retractable fingers or a robotic glove I could remove at will, but not because I’m obsessed!

5) If we’re talking about a theoretical situation, because they’re weaker. If you’re stronger, then you can theoretically hurt those weaker.

If you’re being literal, you’ll have to cite a recent example.

6) Mint! Hey! It’s been a while! How are you? How’s the baby? It’s late but come on in!

7) If you’re weightless, then wouldn’t I inadvertently contort your body, possibly fatally, the moment I move a muscle? You’d just disperse in the wind.

asksirlintalot:

Last time I was this happy, I was face down in a pizza pie, eatin’ my way to freedom! -Brak

(Brak Pone, because Andy Merrill would probably dig it.)

Because Brak.

“Some say he grew a beard and still lives here. But that’s a lie.

That’s a [omitted] lie!”

1) I don’t think you’re understanding. If you come here, you have to leave. You humans don’t belong here.

2) Seems like it doesn’t matter how many times I tell myself that, it doesn’t change anything.

3) I disagree.

4) Uh… I don’t think so. I mean, he might amount to one question on a test about magic history. Might.

5) It was easier to go about my day with you hugging me for five hours back when you were a cat. I think we need to go back to instating time restrictions.

6) Believe it or not, I’ve never heard the full song before.

Sort of trippy.

1) Well I can’t be positive, but I’m pretty sure he isn’t. I’ve been to Star Swirl’s grave site.

“Heed not it’s shape, but march ever toward knowledge, my lamb.”

Very fitting.

2) I’m sorry, I try not to stare at ponies while they’re scratching themselves.

3) Well… I mean not bad or anything. I’m not afraid of him. But sometimes he has this… passionate intensity… I mean you’ve all seen how he acts in public. To have him go from that to… It can be a little intimidating, yes.

But it can be sort of fun! I don’t like scary movies, but I guess like a scary movie? It gets your adrenalin going.

4) Wish I knew what he was saying. Sounds nice.

5) Oh. Well that’s cool. Sure! Maybe we can just hang out for the rest of the day too?

6) It’s not like you can’t resist it. It’s voluntary. It’s just… I wish I could explain it better. From what I’ve been reading, the phenomenon either used to or still exists in your world too. Something about gospel churches? Does that mean anything to you?

It’s not like it happens terribly often anyway. Couple times a month. Sometimes fewer.

7) I suppose that depends on if you retain your form or you become a pony. If you don’t become a pony, first thing to do would be to reach Canterlot and have an emergency meeting with the princess about returning you home. If you do turn into a pony, things be come a lot more complicated.

1) Actually, it does. Thanks.

2) Well, if anypony ever asks, now I can tell them what that would sound like.

3) I am not, no

4) Only in misunderstandings, like I explained in this post. Number nineteen.

I’m trying to build up my self-esteem, [omitted]! Why do I have to keep proving how stupid I am to myself!?

…

I’ve had his headset for like three years and I never realized there was a mute switch on it. Problem solved. I’ll delete everything else to clean up my page.

If you’re reading this after the fact, I’m not a clever pony. Leave it at that.

Edit: Thanks for the help, everypony. I really appreciate that you ponies were willing to help.

You come out from around the corner and call out to get your friends’ attention, inadvertently startling them in the process. Twist goes so far as to scream like a foal and begin shaking in hysterics. Upon realizing it’s you, all three rush over with fanfare and Twist gives you a hug.

They saw you draw the giant away and thank you for it. You in turn thank them for saving you from the electric shadow, to which Amy and Princess point to Twist.

As it turns out, after you were grabbed by that monster Twist had hurled her wooden staff like a javelin and clocked the shadow right in the temple! All right, Twist! Amy had then rushed forward to retrieve you and Princess, as you remember, had ushered you outside.

You thank them all again for rescuing you, especially Twist. You’re suddenly very glad she came along. Who knows what would have happened without her?

1) Get lost before you hurt yourself.

2) Anypony can be either, depends on who you’re talking to and what the subject is.

3) Okay. (Lyra Translation: Okay.)

4) It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing.

Edit: Count on your hooves how many times you’ve ever heard a trombone sing.

1) Music always depends on mood.

2) Big trains! Little trains! Fast trains! Slo~w trains… Smokin’ trains! Even trains that blow through snow! Plus… somethin’ trains, trolley trains, and much much more! When you order Lots and Lots of Trains!

WOO! WOO~!

3) Are you trying to be logical about a phobia again, anonymous?

4) No.

I knew of her, and she hated me due to a misfired prank. But we didn’t even go to the same school.

5) Alright, that’s enough. I’ve answered this legitimately like ten times and I’m tired of it! It’s terrible, it’s irreversibly damaging, and you [omitted] know it.

Now stop acting like a brain-dead rhesus monkey.

6) And why would that be?

7) Shorthoof for the word ‘gender’ is as much as you’ll get out of me.

8) That sounds familiar too.

Wish my brain worked better.

9) I would. Why?

10) I’m a biological organism.

—

Now if everypony will excuse me, I have something important to do.

Keep reading