>Use adorable abilities to recruit Pink pone
You ask the pink mare if she would like to accompany you on this courageous journey!
Well…uhh…I kinda have to go back to Sugarcube Corne—..*sigh* Fine.
Congratulations! Pinkie Pie has joined your party!
Got a whole bunch of questions again. I’ll address them in bursts.
1) About average.
2) Uh… My Bon-Bon has a tumblr. She doesn’t have a whole lot of time to update it, but she’s hoping to start up again around August.
Nice to meet you, though!
3) Probably won’t start that process until this weekend. She already knows. I sort of promised myself I wouldn’t be intimate with anypony while Sweetie or Tootsie were in the same building as me. My intention is to keep to that; we’ll still have Boscov’s house.
4) That would be the reason, yes.
5) Check a strategy guide online.
6) Meeeeeeeee.
7) I’m not watching that, the same way I wouldn’t watch a video of a human smothering their child. Bad things happen. The myth is that there’s some sort of common, instinctual aspect to it in society. Or in your case, captivity. There isn’t. If there’s no lack of resources the only time something like that happens is when a cruel, violent individual is involved. Same as your human society.
A wild animal is a wild animal and will do what they have to in the wild. Just about every species of mammal will kill young that doesn’t belong to them in a low resource environment, in the wild. And if that was your point, why’d you even bring it up?
1) See you next week when you try this little number again.
2) Well, It’s not like Sweetie and Tootsie don’t have parents of their-…
Sweetie… Tootsie… Like a sweet candy? Why did I never notice that before?
…
It’s not like they don’t have fathers of their own, but thank you for considering Boscov a positive role model!
3) I did a little research and that’s a myth even in your world. Yes, it’s happened. There’s also been mares that were violent toward young, but it’s not as common as it’s made out to be.
Also, how many more ponies are you going to send this message to?
4) What could he possibly tell me that I couldn’t just learn about on the ponynet from humans?
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Also, this is pretty significant.
1) I’ve suggested it, for obvious reasons. He’s not interested.
2) Well, it was either that or 2-3 days of no updates and questions piling on top of questions.
3) Probably not. Does anypony have the lyrics for this thing?
Day Tone A~h, It’s gonna rain! Day Tone A~h!
Day Tone A~h, Let’s go-to-da lake! Day Tone A~h!
4) I hate to lower your expectations, but you and half of Ponyville. I’m not saying you don’t have a shot; I’m just saying you might want to reprioritize things. There might be a pony close to you that’s more attainable than a lofty crush.
My advise is meet with them, speak a few times, then make your intentions known. Don’t wait too long or you’ll be friend-zoned, and don’t come off as desperate or obsessive. Just be ready for them to say no; if you’re willing to put yourself out there, you have to be ready for disappointment. Just remember that a hundred ponies can turn you down, but you may only ever need one to say yes.
5) Hello.
6) Probably not.
7) I don’t know what that means, and to be honest I don’t feel like looking it up.
8) Thanks, Boscov. Legs are already killing me. Fortunately it’s just one more full day and then Thursday and Friday are half days.
9) Going alright. Could always be better.
No seriously. Change your password, Lyra. Don’t just change the 0 to a 1. Change your password, you idiot.
Lyra Edit: Go the hay on, B!
Please don’t leave me again. I missed you.
Also, didn’t you say you might get something published? How did that turn out?
1) No thank you.
2) I live in what would be the equivalent of the mid-west to you.
3) There isn’t enough room, and he would need a devoted space to work on his-…
…
Boscov, what if it was like going to work? What if you came to our house every night and then to your place to work during the day? Initially I thought there would be a money issue with living in two houses, but really it wouldn’t be any different than it is now.
I mean, it would be a tight fit since we’d have to share a room. Probably have to get a bigger bed, but… Just putting it out there. I can’t imagine Bon-Bon minding any.
4) Okay.
5) B is an [omitted]-hole and can go [omitted] himself.
This is not new information. If you added up all the time I should have served in correctional facilities…
…
I remember the second time I was arrested, Princess Celestia herself came to release me. The first time she thought it was a mistake, but this time… The look she gave me… I tried to explain, but all she said was, “We are responsible for our own actions.”
… Maybe that’s true, but I didn’t see any way out at the time. I did everything in my power to not get caught after that. Anything to not see that look from her again… It’s one thing for everyday ponies to be disappointed in you, but for the princess to be? That’s enough to make you wanna crawl into a corner and never get up.
1) I know B, D, and I knew J before she retired. I’ve met or seen a few others but only briefly.
And no, it doesn’t. Good song, though.
2) No comment.
3) My life is fine. Aren’t you stuck in the dark world?
4) Muscles? General shape of his body? He does take really good care of his fur, though…
5) Too many calories; not enough activity.
Also bite me.
6) I think you missed your mark. Of course, she might not answer for a while.
7) Hey! Guess which meme stopped being funny after the first time?!
…
8) [Audible sigh]
That message was from a few months ago. It made me feel… good. Significant. I-… I have no idea why I’m trying to explain this to an anon that was laughing at me.
9 & 10) Thanks, Strawberry. Unless that second one isn’t you. But I’m pretty sure it is.
1) It was fun, but it was very tiring. That’s why I didn’t log on last night after I got back. Going to try and rest up today to be ready for the rest of the week subbing. Last chance I’ll get with this position until next school year.
2) It was very fun and eventful. Sorry about that picnic basket thing.
All I’d like to do right now is sit back and relax. I’ll be getting plenty more physical activity this week in the classroom.
3) I like the PiB reference, but you were sort of going in the wrong direction. Think more like dragons. Things that could cause a lot of damage if they had nothing to deter them.
4) We’d met once or twice I think. He was Applejack’s fiancee. Might still be. I’m not sure.
5) One of the only things he did do right…
Oh, and I went back and added somethings to a few of his posts. And removed something…
Might want to change your password, Madam Melodrama. (Animated)
By having a smile. Also by having good posture, sitting in the front row, doing volunteer work, getting exercise, and practicing extensive hygiene.
B: See? I like this guy.
Lyra Edit: Real cute, B.
B, you unbelievable [omitted]-hole!
First you post a private message between me and my special somebear, then you deliberately ignored what I said and-!
Celestia [omitted]! How am I supposed to raise my self-esteem when ponies like you keep crushing it?!
1) B: We were never involved in any official capacity, no. We knew better than to try. Too different.
2) B: Oh, I’m sure.
3) B: My apologies; I thought we were having a conversation. I wasn’t aware you were just raving like a mad mare.
Kinky.
1) B: There isn’t even a B in my real name.
2) B: If you’re asking why I don’t like you, it’s because you have too much power for somepony that wields it so carefree.
3) B: Actually, yes.
B: And, Lyra, I would like to take this time to note that I am not saying we’ve ever had sex, as per your request.
