I think that's my favorite thing about this comic. A lot of tumblrs can get really intense or emotional or political or preachy while this one is just very light and fluffy.
2) Here in the magical land of Equestria, pineapple is a staple pizza topping. Proclaiming your disdain for the spiky shelled fruit is to alienate yourself in the greater Equestrian social sphere and, depending on the position held, could go as far as resulting in career suicide.
Not really, of course. That’s complete nonsense. I mean, who cares right?
As for me, it’s alright. I wouldn’t order it, but it wouldn’t stop me from eating a slice either.
me:*makes a joke on a mutual’s post* heh heh THIS’ll give em a chortle
me after a minute without them acknowledging it: oh my god im a [redacted] fraud piece of [redacted] im not funny im a disgrace in [redacted] form why do i even have followers
mutual:*likes and reblogs, adding “SNDHISBGNDSBBNLJG” or “[redacted]” or something like that to the tags*
me:*in a deep, empowered, big-[redacted] voice that splits the continent in half and reveals a massive trove of gems and jewels that enhance the earth’s splendor immeasurably*
My name is Funnymandias, king of jokes: Look on my blog, ye Mighty, and despair!
It is the best [redacted] thing you’ve seen all day.
Say hello to the Infinite Jukebox, an experiment in looping songs. See those curves cutting through the circle? What this bad boy does is analyze the song for similar beats and sounds, then randomly skips between said beats forever.
Yes, you heard me. Forever. With this piece of musical genius, you can literally play the same song for as long as you want - It will create the song that never ends.
And if that’s not enough, you can upload your own MP3s to this [redacted] and it’ll loop those as well.
Have fun, kids.
HA HA HA HA HA~! Roundabout has entirely too many jump points! It screws up the lyrics into word salad and just randomly jumps into these long, disjointed solos! It’s hilarious!
“You realize more than one pony at a time can hear a harp, right?”
“Please Bon Bon, I’m the lyre and harp expert here. Don’t try to trick me.”
1) Okay.
[Long Pause] [Chewing]
You know [Chewing] I really should eat more of these but ah… [Swallow] [Chewing] Every time we open up the bag [Chewing] The dog thinks it’s for him.
2) Well now I just feel bad. I don’t mean to bully the guy. He’s nice! But I’m not taking the blame for dropping half of your team in one move. Hau only has two Pokemon by the third rival battle!
3) I do! And it’s not that bad at first, because it starts you off with nifty tools like ice bombs that freeze enemies. And each “Ruler” you defeat unlocks a power armor with nifty perks. So interestingly enough, the tools it provides you are designed to level the playing field against the overwhelming enemies you’ll face.
For the first two rulers anyway. The third one is complete bull-logna. That entire enemy type is garage. They increased the importance of height advantage and removed the ability for players to fly, but this already fast/evasive enemy can still do it? With 4 armor and 100 health?!
Heeeeey… Does anyone out there have an Alolan Sandshrew? Ideally it would be level 1, but at this point I’m desperate.
I’m sort of attached to the idea of Sandshrew buddies (one ground, one ice) but my friend I expected to get one for me is sort of flaking out on me (though in their defense, they never agreed to do this for me in the first place, I just kinda assumed it wouldn’t be a big deal, I mean the entire reason I got Sun and you got Moon was because I assumed it wouldn’t be a big deal).
I’d really like to play through the game with an Alolan Sandshrew so if anyone out there can help I’d appreciate it.
Question Mark?
[Gross sobbing] I’m soh-ho-ho-horry! [More gross sobbing] This [omitted] game is [omitted] hard!
The first thing I did, before I ever even started, was download the Always Bleed Out mod.
Yes, I never even played XCom 2 vanilla, because I am secretly trash.
