THE CONCEPT OF LOVE (MOVESLIKE@JAGGER.com) submitted:

Does every pony have a custom video game controller with their cutie mark on it?

Evidently not since Bon-Bon doesn’t have one up there. Or the Sweetie and her friends. Or Carrot Top. Or the Flower Sisters. Or…

ask-rainbow-scoots replied to your post: 1) Somepony I should know? 2) That’s a little…

You should totally use magic to flip ponies off. Like, make a big middle feather with your magic aura or something. That would be cool!

krastosthegluemaker replied to your post: 1) Nah. Not right now. Although I never did…

I think I actually got my NES in storage somewhere. I wonder if it still works after all these years…

1) How did I get here?

Uh… Honeysuckle?

2) Because it’s my name for him.

3) Don’t worry about me! Just take care of yourself and I’ll be good!

4) Is the name of the character I made to represent myself in City Of Ponies.

5) I guess some foals or actors might…

Oh! The guard! They have their coats dyed depending on what division they’re a part of.

6) Scoot… Don’t make me look like a poor role model.

7) Oh! I still have mine too!

1) Somepony I should know?

2) That’s a little more private than I’d like to discuss.

3) I swear to Celestia, you must throw darts at a wall filled with words to come up with this stuff.

4 & 5) Oh… Of course it was…

6) There is no way in…

Wait…

…

Aony plz.

7) I’m flipping you off right now. Does that count?

Yes, I’m flipping you off even without fingers. [omitted] was so cash.

I don’t even know if I’m using that phrase right!

1) Nah. Not right now.

Although I never did finish Final Fantasy 1. Loved their magic system, though. Only time I felt like I could just use magic in regular combat without a mana drain system being present.

2) That’s like saying “Ha ha! You don’t have gingivitis!”

3) I don’t reciprocate the feeling.

4) Might want to work on that name.

5) [Audible sigh]

That aside, I’m sure the courts would allow the surname of the pony to overlap the fake surname the changling may have had. That is, assuming the couple didn’t already take the real pony’s surname upon marriage.

If the pony has no surname like me… Then that would cause one [omitted]-of-a judicial stir. I couldn’t tell you what the outcome would be.

6) Krastos. I call him Boscov. And I wish everypony else would quit calling him that.

1) As an equine, we have a somewhat thick coat to protect us from the harmful affects of the sun. We’re not nearly as susceptible to it as humans would be.

2) That was the mare in the green hat! Which I’m disappointed I couldn’t find a link to the short of, starring Daffy Duck.

3) Well! Thank you very much! I’d certainly like to get a decent, regular job.

4) That’s funny. I was expecting test results back about my colon.

5) I don’t think so. But I appreciate the notion.

6) I can shove my hoof through your face and out the back of your head. Like this! But with brain and gore instead of glass and electronics.

This is a tumblr run by the artist of that drawing, but I don’t know a reliable place to link to their work!

Edit: Nevermind! I found one! Haven’t checked it for content though, so I don’t know if it’s nsfw or not.

7) Because then it wouldn’t be spreading sadness and despair. It would be something else.

askhipsterheartstrings:

Thanks to all of you guys, I love you all so much! Thanks for following me, you have no idea how much it means to me!

You should probably follow this Lyra. I mean, look at that electric Lyre-Guitar!

I’m backed up again so gonna space these questions out… again.

1) Disco Revolution insurance sounds practical. Tell me more! I bet it’ll go great with my zombie uprising insurance!

2) They’re pretty hip. And no thank you. Really. I have no desire to touch a human’s hands, even if they were in Equestria for whatever reason, just because they think I’m obsessed with humans. I’m good. Thanks for the offer.

3) No. And I wouldn’t ordinarily post this as it seems pretty cruel to have something so loud right next to somepony’s ears, but I double-taked (took?) when I saw who the submission was from. Everypony do the Robo-Dale Marital Dance!

4) I’m not sure. After a certain point I don’t determine a relationship in steps.

1) Apple pie is wicked-awesome. Fudge pie too.

2) Are you sure it’s Mister Cake’s harem and not Kur’s?

3) No thank you. That’s the kind of thing some joker says when they haven’t washed their hooves.

4) How does that work? On second thought, nevermind.

I played Diablo 2 a little bit. Was alright. Never bothered to get past the first Act, though.

5) Was it all a ruse or do they still love you? Do you still love them? It might be much simpler than it seems. What you are isn’t as important as who you are.

6) No. I just had a Special K Strawberry Bar. Only 90 calories! Which doesn’t mean anything because I had two.

7) I don’t think that’s something I could decide out of the blue, or without seeing them. Plus I don’t know the gender.

8) Maybe if I get 10,000 followers we’ll see. Only a little over 9,000 to go!

9) I used to not know the answer to that myself. But I know now. Find meaning. Create meaning. Find something or somepony to live for. It’s not going to happen over night. But if you put yourself out there you’ll find it.

Until then, I personally recommend watching stand-up acts and just screwing around with long-term projects. I used to watch stand-up all the time.

10) … No… I thought I would. But looking back it just felt… empty.

11) What a completely nonsuspicious name for something you want me to see and touch but not bite.

12) Are you a butt wizard- Yes or no?

There you go, sport.

An Expert on Children (Nottobetrustedaroundchildren@registeredoffender.com) submitted:

If we’re trying to traumatize Sweetie Belle into being a good, smart, Celestia fearing little filly, I recommend getting the Cakes to bake her a cake just like this one. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaZim6ybvdA&feature=player_detailpage#t=44s

I hope anyway.

You summarize the predicament to your friends and the trio give one another forlorn looks. They unanimously vote against going so much as near what will likely be another shadow creature.

This being the case, it looks like some careful navigation is in order. Navigation of a floor plan you aren’t familiar with. Grea~t.

Let’s see here… You’re located at roughly the far left of the circle that itself was down a hall north of the entrance. The entrance had two other paths to the left and right, facing toward the inside away from the outer door. The source of the sound would likely be along that right hallway back toward the entrance.

However, in the time it took you to realize these things, you’ve once again become aware of the sound slowly changing location. It’s quieter now than before, but it’s moving. Whatever it is sounds like it’s headed toward the entrance. Your friends are not yet aware of anything beyond your telling them to keep quiet.

1) I thought it was just the undead.

2) No thank you.

3) I don’t think so. At least I can’t think of any.

I mean, there’s the whole jack[omitted] thing. But I don’t think that’s meant to be offensive to donkeys.

4) I do not, no.

5) Oddly enough, they can’t.

6) I think you accidentally the whole show.

7) idkmybffbon

1) Can’t say I have.

2) The beach was great, but yesterday was pretty good too. Hung out with Strawberry until the evening, which I spent with Boscov.

Going to go with yesterday evening. Freshest in my mind, anyway.

3) Well, Boscov moving in might have been a little lofty. It’s more of him having some things over here so he can spend the night from time to time.

4) All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares.

1) Good afternoon, limp [omitted].

2) From your message, it sounds like you’re trying to live life through caring for others. I know I said to try helping ponies, but you can’t focus on that alone. You’ll never be satisfied that way and you’ll always be miserable. You gotta live life in balance. Sometimes you have to let ponies go and focus on enjoying and improving your own life. You can’t help everypony.

3) Looks like a Voltorb.

I don’t have any monies.

4) Cels, if I was worried about showing her that Dark and Lonely Water thing, she’d be traumatized by that Substation one! The refrigerator one isn’t bad, but I’m not sure how applicable it would be. Ponyville has zoning laws that don’t allow ponies to just leave garbage lying around in their yard like that. The forth one comes up with some kind of validation error.

1) Mmm… I have no idea what you’re talking about.

2) Yes. It’s not done yet, but I will make sure the piece I’ve been working on is finished by July 8th. That’s my one year tumblr anniversary!

3) Very strange. Thanks for sending it! Was interesting to see that kind of art film narration in a PSA.

Sweetie is sort of superstitious, though. Better not let her see that.

On the other hoof, Scoot and AB would probably drag Sweetie along to try and hunt for the thing. “Cutie Mark Crusaders Monster Stalkers!” or some such.

4) Nah. Annoyed or fed up, sure. But not bored.