1) Yep. Flashing face.
Oh… Was I supposed to have my sound on?
2) No. Why are you asking me.
I haven’t seen it.
I haven’t seen any sombreros anywhere.
I would not steal a sombrero.
Don’t ask me any more questions.
3) That’s not exactly a rare occurrence. It happens. Spiders are e͉̭̞̰ͫ͑ͪ͒ͪ̊v̨̞̗͇͌̿̐̽̇ͫ͡ẻ̷̵̱̮̯̗̞͙̳̽r̓ͮ͂͐͟҉̰̣̬̺͙̲̜ỳ̅̍҉̡̭̣w̸̴͔̩ͬ̔̏̍ͤ̚h̴̨̪͉̲̯͉̤͓̒ͥ̆̽̊͑̊́̀ẽ̝̘̪͉̙̖͇̈͋̓̀͢͞r̸͔̳̥̦̯̦̈ͨ̂͗͛̑̅ë̡̖́͗ͣͤ̽ͩ̾̕͘.
4) Knew I was forgetting something…
5) What if the sky is green?
6) That’s really more of your problem then, isn’t it?
7) No. It is too late.
I am undone.
1) I don’t like them on me or in my room.
2) Oh no! I’m suddenly allergic to hugs! *dead*
3) Me too. That was getting annoying.
Stop by anytime!
4) I prefer the buffy/heals. Bu~t… Depending on which game you’re playing, sometimes Black Mages get offensive buffs. Difficult to pin down, really.
5) Well, duh- He and everypony else. It’s perfectly alright to want somepony to be more than they are.
But the true mark of love comes from accepting them for who they are, not what they could be.
Ha! I was right!
Not to mention it’s greasy and taste bad.
1 & 2) Accusing me of cheating with two different ponies? Well aren’t you just charming.
3) Wow! Thanks! And yes, it’s happened. Mostly online. I think most ponies are polite enough to let me sit however I want in public. And yes, Bon-Bon has brought it up before.
Say, how come you don’t have a link on your sidebar leading to your other blog, and vice versa? It’d make it easier to navigate between the two!
4) The virtues of speed by somepony with experience on the subject. Also, I’m glad you were able to save so many.
5) I made a special tag for ponies like you.
6) Well… I guess… Unless it’s the high quality stuff, pizza is pizza to me.
1) It’s a catch-22. With enough maneuverability you should be able to accomplish anything how matter how weak you are. Unfortunately, pony error is a very real thing. Eventually you’ll mess up. A~nd poof.
Power is nice, but then you have the potential problem of things being too fast for you to keep up, or things that can overpower you.
I prefer a balance between the two with a focus on survivability. Staying power. That which allows you to remain in the game longer than most with less penalty for pony error.
2) No. Smells like new rubber.
3) Me too! We all did! Thanks for taking us!
Almost got a 150 on the second game.
4) Do you go around telling women in your world to make you a sandwich? And if so, how often are you met with rude, but completely justified replies?
Gender equality is serious business. Even if the tide is tilted in our favor, I don’t take advantage of it.
5) Suit yourself.
6) Bowling alley food is kinda expensive, anon.
1) Was just about to send you a message! Just let me get these answers out and we’ll be off!
2) There’s a reason I’m sometimes called an “uncultured git.”
3) Yes, I’m hoping the web team was trying to do something and screwed it up and are now trying to fix it. I’m lead to believe this because they screwed up the delete X a few days ago too.
Thanks for stopping in! Always nice to hear from you!
4) Tumblr says you sent this message twelve hours ago. Sometimes the last thing I do before bed is sit down and answer some questions. Maybe don’t surprise visit at 2:30 AM.
But hey! If you want to go bowling with the rest of us, head on down to the bowling alley!
I believe you’re referring to Ibsen’s A Doll House. It is quite a play, although I don’t care for the ending, despite the door slamming being a deep cultural-impactor.
1) We’re supposed to be equal, but yes, our society is female dominated. Might seem strange to a human, but then again your male dominated society is terribly foreign to us.
2) I’m happy you find joy out of the little things in life!
3) Guess you should go ask an engineer then, huh?
Boink!
4) Something to remember is that cutie marks often carry deeper meanings. A crossword puzzle cutie mark likely points to a talent for all sorts of puzzle or problem solving, not just the crossword variety.
5) No. That’s just a hateful rumor that foals who have their cutie marks spread to pick on those that don’t.
I don’t know of anypony that’s ever reached young adulthood and didn’t have their cutie mark. It just sort of happens.
6) That’s the one! I figured if anypony would know, it was you! Thanks!
It’s a pretty rough ending, yeah. And it leaves the fate of the children up in the air, if I recall. But that’s sort of the point. Nora was no more a hero than any other character in the play.
1) I can’t remember what it’s called. It was about a wife who was treated like a trophy by her husband. There were a lot of analogies with the husband calling her pet names that had to do with small birds. Anyway, she had made a huge mistake and owed a bunch of money but was trying to keep that from her husband. I can’t remember how that played out, but in the end she left. Not because she didn’t love him, but because she had lived too sheltered and needed to see the world.
2) Well that’s nice. Maybe I’ll catch it once goes to television. I skipped the third one.
3) I’d prefer white chocolate or vanilla, if you have any.
1) What’s a jews?
2) Just like how girls love that Twilight thing in your world, right?
3) I did not, no.
To be honest, I don’t care for Godzilla. The battle scenes in the old movies were okay, but if the narrative ever switched to something else, I’d become immediately bored.
4) How was the movie? I heard it was pretty insipid, but I have a friend that liked it.
5) I don’t see any reason why I’d stop loving him, but I’m just not into the physical aspect of that relationship. I’d certainly try.
6) If it is true, I’ve never heard of it.
7) Not very. My levitation precision isn’t all that and I’ve never been very good at manipulating things with my mouth. That’s why I use my hooves when I can!
1) Though I’d heard of it, I didn’t even know what the book was about until I just looked it up.
Sounds stupid.
2) Well, that’s relative. I was drunk once at midnight; that’s the start of the next day. Can’t get any earlier than that.
3) Earth pony. Not because I’ll get the horn back, because I’d rather be an earth pony. Earth pony’s never have trouble getting jobs. Physical labor is always on demand.
4) Okay.
5) I’ve never seen Frontier, but I’ll go with green-hair girl.
6) I’ve heard Rarity talk about that experience. Doesn’t sound too wonderful. Bon-Bon’s tried, but Sweetie doesn’t want lessons.
7) I’ll try.
1) I hope that number is toll-free!
2) Uh… I guess? Environment has a lot to do with growing up.
3) Some. Any genre is capable of producing complete garbage. I pick and choose.
Edit: To elaborate, Dynasty Warriors generally adds a lot of extra and varied tones to their “buttrock”. Dynasty Warriors 3 and 7 would probably be the best examples (though admittedly I skipped over 6).
4) Nope. I believe you win this round.
5) I’ll… have to ask Spike next time I see him what those rumors are.
6) Uh… Tears of pure joy?
Doesn’t seem very super.
7) Absolutely!
But need and want are two different things. That’s why I have Boscov!
W’re’d er'rypony’s naims go?!
1) Okay.
And?
2) Pretty sure they’re made up. Like the Homestuck Anime.
3) She doesn’t talk too much! She just knows how to get and keep a conversation going! Very useful talent.
4) Honestly, it’s not that different. Just because I don’t believe in cosmic good and evil doesn’t mean I think everypony should be free to commit whatever horrid acts they can get away with. Society can’t sustain itself like that.
So no, it hasn’t.
5) It’s just a thing. I don’t feel it changes anypony’s viewpoint about her, whatever it may have already been.
6) Uhhh…
7) No, I don’t have Steam. Too much temptation to buy something I can’t afford.
1) I got some stuff to do during the day, but I’ll try.
And sorry. I know we haven’t talked much this week. Just been a little more going on than I’ve been used to lately.
2) I think most unicorns feel that way. When it comes down to it we’re sort of weak.
3) Most things, certainly!
4) A classic.
Of course, the original song has a very different meaning.
5) Like an official judge? I’ve only really been around a judge while being sentenced myself. I certainly didn’t like it, but I guess I knew I deserved it on some level, where shame overpowered anger.
If you just mean anypony who’s ever held somepony else’s life in their hooves and did something horrible… Well, a lot would be an understatement.
6) I don’t have any.
That was quick and painless for both of us!
7) Protecting yourself involves using the skills you have, not crippling yourself behind somepony else’s idea of strength.
1) I don’t think it’s illegal.
2) Technically twice. I went to bed in the A.M. Then I had some stuff to do around town this morning.
3) Pretty young. Wasn’t forced to or anything, but… Well I’ve made a lot of mistakes.
4) Stop asking stupid questions.
5) Hulk Lyra’s friend.
6) Seems to.
7) I know this one. They’re usually shorter words, like Ant, Bee, Cat; that sort of thing.
B: Z is Zander and U is Urchin. You were right about S being Snake, though. From the reports, he does a lot of negotiations these days.
CYOA #87
You decide to cross Amy and Twists plans together, which Princess says is just as well. The group probably took too long planning to make racing the shadow to the front a possibility.
At a reasonable clip, you and your friends continue down the hallway while also checking the rooms you pass by. All this while doing your best to at least outpace the monster behind you and trying to listen for signs of its location. You can’t hear anything, though. At least not yet.
The rooms aren’t completely empty. There’s black stains on the floor here and there. Tiny pieces of splintered wood or occasionally a jade screw. The stains always lead to the main hallway, as though something was dragged out. But the hallways itself shares no signs. You’ve also managed to get ahead of the fog. Must take longer to form this far in from the front door.
The hallway circles around to reveal a northern passage. Down that hall is what appears to be the back of a stairway leading to the second floor. The circular hallway also seems to circle back around toward the front door. But there’s no indication which way the shadow is coming from, if it’s even coming from that direction.
