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1) You humans really should be more careful about what you put on your “internet.” Only have to stumble upon one set of schematics to replicate them.

2) C-CEO? Wow, that was fast! Congratulations!

3) I’m trying to lose weight.

4) Do we… have any?

5) Yeah. I didn’t think it was that bad.

6) If you insist.

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1) Oh. That sounds familiar, but I never checked it out.

See, I like the Deus Ex games, but I’m just a fan of the games. The world’s lore is too sparse. They do a great job of wrapping everything up into a neat little package in each title, but that leaves so much unexplained between games. Makes for a great game, but doesn’t do much for a fandom. And that’s what any decent fandom is built upon; the world in which the story takes place.

2) Do any substantial number of humans pick berries out of trees or eat walnuts they find on the ground daily? Same thing.

3) That’s an awful specific sound.

4) I get the feeling we’re having difficulty striking a balance.

5) Lyra was never simple pony. Unimaginative bronies spread rumors about Lyra and make Lyra out to be simple pony. Lyra sad Hulk sad. Lyra sorry Lyra not simple, but Lyra not changed. Lyra get Hulk Klondike Bar.

6) I certainly have.

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1) What’s that supposed to mean? How would I know?

2) Does everything have to turn into a conflict with you anons?

3) I never said I didn’t like it at all. It’s complicated and I don’t feel like talking about it.

4) I’ve never felt that hurting them would help anything, and it wouldn’t make me feel better.

Though I was given a fairly good chance with the third one. Cels I hate him.

5) I wasn’t even talking about protecting others. I was talking about protecting myself.

And I can protect myself.

6) Our past shapes what we become. It doesn’t dictate who we are.

7) Martial arts? Sorry, your martial arts doesn’t have the power to switch pony’s bodies.

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1) Woah woah woah. If that’s all you got out of that post then you’re better off forgetting you ever read it.

2) I’m sure it was all supposed to be temporary.

3) …

Well, thanks anyway…

4) You’re up, B.

B: The letters have no correlation with who they’re assigned to. V is new; I’ve yet to hear of anything noteworthy about him. I don’t know that I’ve ever met the current X at all. He and V are two of the new ones. T’s nickname is Tick. Most of the nicknames are associated with animals.

B: P is a little strange. P is supposed to be Panda, but he wants everypony to call him Peacock. There is no Q of CUE; there’s only twenty-five of us. I don’t recall Z being sleepy. I is pronounced in conversation as one. U is pronounced as either “oo” or “un.” How big is giant? Most, if not all of us can cause ourselves to expand at least a little, it’s just never a wise decision to make yourself a larger target.

5) B: Yes. Alphabet. As in Human English alphabet. The ponynet may be relatively new, but we’ve known about you humans for quite some time.

6) B: Well, there’s a reason everypony says D is a [omitted].

He really is. When does he retire?

B: Next year.

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You know, I could give Sweetie Belle some lessons in wrestling.

1) Should I? Does it update or something?

2) I guess CUE would be more like Majestic 12, but it’s not like they’re secretly running the country. They just protect ponies from the things they don’t need to worry about. No pony should have to live in fear.

3) B!

B: Why do you want to know? Huh? What difference would it make to you?

B! Get.. off!

B: I’m watchin’ you.

4) Princess Celestia was never elected.

5) Well, if I’m performing, that means I’m making money. And considering my less than ideal financial situation, I’d have to pick that one.

6) Evidently it’s not the knowledge itself, but proving the possession of the knowledge…

Don’t ask.

7) I guess so. When you get older your reflexes get slower. You don’t want to lose control and accidentally crash into somepony, possibly hurting not only yourself but them too.

8) That sounds like a good idea to me! I’ve been trying to help her with boxing, but another martial art would be great!

Still working on catching up. But It looks like it’s a long way to go.

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1) Mature, highbrow comedy.

2) No, I’m Equestrian.

3) You jerk! What am I supposed to do with three months of newspapers?! Read about the news that’s no longer relevant?!

Is what I would have said if my newspapers had been mysteriously disappearing for the last three months. They haven’t.

4) I’ve been waiting to use this.

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5) An interesting phenomenon, but it’s just media blowing things out of proportion. 99.99% of appointments ending without incident? That means that pretty much every single one of those 0.01 fights are being recorded. And is that surprising? My manedroid can record videos and it isn’t even a high-end model. And out of everypony in the building, only one of them needs to grab their phone to record and upload it.

An interesting news story to watch, but it’s meaningless fluff. Also, watching ponies breakdown into a psychotic episode isn’t going to teach anypony how to fight. Though it might reinforce its usefulness for self-defense.

6) Doesn’t seem necessary, no. But I’ve heard that there’s this place on Human Earth called the Autobahn, and it’s illegal for your automobile to breakdown while on it.

Sorry, everypony. I got behind. Going to take a while to catch up.

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1) Sorry. I don’t have any experience with insomnia. I used to have Hypersomnia but it seems to have mostly gone away. Do you have anything to add B?

B: Yeah. Quit [omitted] and count yourself lucky.

2) Neigh?

B: I suppose “buzz buzz” would be appropriate.

3) B: The [omitted] is that?

I don’t know. I think some of my followers are under the assumption I speak this human language called japanese.

4) Oh, okay.

5) Such is the difference between somepony with power and somepony without.

Of course, these days I’m capable of defending myself.

B: Within reason.

Within reason.

6) I looked it up, but the game is still in alpha. Why are you using explicit past tense on a game that hasn’t been released yet?

I have not, though.

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1) No. I’m fine. Just… uh… stuff.

If you have any questions about CUE, though, evidently I can answer them now.

2) B: Impersonating an officer of the law is a serious offense.

Oh, and uh… B will be around sometimes now too.

I’ll try to explain more tomorrow, but I’m in trouble with the guard. I’d go back and delete this post, but they said it was too late to matter anymore.

ask-fluttershy-2:

I made this for you! Hope you like it!

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((oh my god, i can not stop laughing. this is perfect.))

I made this for her. And she liked it!

(Super, Tiny, Mild Language Warni- Just watch it.)

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Celestial Unified Elite.

Shhh~…

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1) He’s a good one, but I like Pyron and Demitri.

Not that I’m any good at Darkstalkers.

2) Oh… I mean he was pretty old, but it’s still very sad.

3) That’s great!

And me, Strawberry, Fuselight, Boscov, Bon-Bon, and Sweetie all had a fantastic time last night! We talked, we played, we ate, after Boscov kept getting messages about me not liking Motown we listened, danced, and sang to some classics like Uptight. Just an absolute blast! I’ve missed a good party!

Too bad Tootsie was with her parents. I think she’d have had a lot of fun too.

4) Why are you sending me a message about something you obviously don’t understand?

5) I’m not sure which song you’re talking about, but this one is sort of bland while this one is an absolute delight!

6) I think you might be right, but I couldn’t find any proof of a connection outside of a tag on an image website. Thanks, though!

7) Oh stuff it.

8) Sorry I didn’t get to this when it happened yesterday.

9) I’m afraid I’m not following.

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What did you do to me?!

Zombie Lyra.