1) I’m not sure why you keep reminding me. It’s kind of hard to forget. I’m one of them.

2) I’m going to assault you with hugs until you develop shell-shock.

3) Don’t really have a favorite. This tag can help you find some posts I’ve talked about games in, though. You can probably get a general feel from that!

I’m not going to say One-Winged Angel is overrated. I am going to say that it doesn’t do anything unique. It’s just classical opera. It’d probably been done at least a million times before by that point.

The track may have been an eye-opener for a select group that wouldn’t ordinarily be exposed to music like that, and that creates a certain nostalgic bond, but the piece itself didn’t do anything to music at large.

That said, there have been more than a few artists to have taken a guitar to One-Winged Angel. I’m willing to wager that none of them could do what this man did (and then some).

This human is easily my favorite pop culture musician. And he can visually preform too!

4) Being turned into a pegasus doesn’t mean I suddenly have to fly. I probably wouldn’t be able to fly even if I wanted to because I’d lack the muscle strength, muscle memory, and physical endurance.

5) I’d probably say something like, “Hello!”

…

That’s it.

6) Okay. You got me. Very loud. Thanks for that.

7) If it’s big enough that I can get a good bead on it, probably levitate it to outside.

1) You’d know better than I would.

Also, I apologize for taking this long to get to this question. I understand if you thought the message didn’t go through, but I do have the earlier one you sent as well. That’s just how long it’s been taking me to get to all these asks. I’ve been covered in them for the past few days and I’m trying not to flood anypony’s dashboard or do those huge posts anymore.

2) You might want to ask somepony pinker.

3) I’d kinda have to know what East St. Louis is like to answer that.

4) … W-… What?

5) I don’t thi-

6) Men? Like human males? I thought they held the majority of rights in your world. What would they have to advocate?

7) I didn’t! After you said that I found this delightful little website too! Thanks! I’m keeping my hooves crossed for more Deadly Premonition games!

askbon-bon:

Hope you all are looking forward to it!

I am! I’m looking forward to it!

1) I got thrown out once or twice for sneaking in. A lot of yelling, but I didn’t really care.

2) Only if they want their souls saved. You can lead a camel to water, but you can’t make it drink.

3) I could write a several page essay about this ask, but I’ll keep it simple. I’m fairly insulted that you would send this (Warning: Language) to me at all, given what the picture contains. But I’m also incredibly upset with the person who typed the message. Nothing is gained by freaking out and insulting others vehemently.

The point of issuing an argument isn’t to throw your opinion at a “target” with as much rancor as you can manage to spit up between snarls. You’re trying to explain to others a viewpoint they might not have been aware of or fully understood. In this case, the goal would be to have the addressee show some sensitivity toward the vegetarian audience. That will never happen if all you do is vent through flawed, ignorant arguments. It’s foolishness like this that sets the entire vegetarian culture back. Think first, then type. Otherwise remain silent.

4) No need so steal them! Have some!

5) I’ve played the role of distraction for a pickpocket, but I’m pretty sure that doesn’t count.

6) Excuse you.

7) This should cover the question.

thatscootaloo:

And for some reason I was less happy then.

OOC:: this is a real dream I had! Traumatized me as a kid [ i was like five when I had this dream lol ] and even still it kind of leaves me a little haunted. :l

Oh my.

1) Sorry, everypony. I think you’re all gonna be in danger.

2) You can never call me that again. That’ll certainly help.

3) I answer these questions in the order I get them. According to tumblr I got this question twenty hours ago. I have no idea what you’re talking about. Be more specific.

4) Well, you’re a financial success now. If you can’t help yourself or your family, maybe you can donate a small portion of your profits to help others so they don’t have to suffer the way you and your family have.

5) Go behind the waterfall, then talk to the guy there and wait for three minutes. Then… Wait. No. Sorry, there’s no way to become a pony. You have to be born this way. Magic could transform you, but eventually it would run out.

6) The last place you look.

7) I believe ponies telling me situational things over the internet.

8) Because sometimes words have other meanings and you’re not meant to know them until you psychologically mature more.

You’ll just have to accept that answer for now.

1) Like what?

2) X XX XXXX?

3) Is jousting considered a martial art at all?

Oh yeah, I’ve been trained in the martial arts of Red Rover and Four Square.

Sorry if it is. I thought it was funny, though.

4) Taxes have never been raised anywhere in all of Equestria. Ever.

That’s the whole idea behind being taxed on what you own. Taxes never need to be adjusted.

5) As long as it was refrigerated. I had some chocolate pudding that was like six months old about a week ago.

6) You mean, “how do ponies go to the bathroom?” We- oh, how in Equestria am I going to be able to explain this. You see, we kinda- um… go to the bathroom.

It’s all terribly complicated. I hope you were able to keep up.

7) Before you ask, the intention behind mental tricks like that is to force ponies to think a certain way. To that end, it’s no different than posting the word itself. Censorship isn’t about stopping foals from being introduced to swears; that’s like trying to stop the sun from-… Okay, bad example.

You can’t stop foals from hearing unsavory content. But by minimizing it, you’re supposed to reinforce the idea that it’s not acceptable in civilized company. Because it isn’t.

1) Okay… Thanks?

2)

3) Yes. I’m Rambo.

4)

5) As I understand it, CQC/CQB is often required in hostage situations.

6) And people ask me why I drink.

7) I think these adverts are getting desperate.

It would probably be ridiculous.

Can I stalk you, too?

1) Don’t be dumb.

2) Bee is still refusing to play along.

3) I wish I knew… I’ve got 12 questions after these 7! Not all anon, but still.

4) Good luck with your movie. You wish them luck too, right meta powers?

5) What a nice fellow.

6) Nine, but only because I’ve never heard of anypony actually losing control of their bowels out of fear alone. I think that’s more of a symptom of shock.

7) I stand corrected.

8) Yeah! Ha ha. Ridiculous…

9) Well that would certainly be interesting.

1) I’m not sure whether or not that would be offensive or… pandering?

…

Patronizing. Offensive or Patronizing in some way.

2) No. I’d completely forgotten.

3) I never asked for this.

4) Upbringing. Couldn’t afford to be stuck up.

5) I need a hero!

6) How could I train her in close quarters combat if I was never trained myself?

7) Princess Celestia could probably win in a fight. But seeing as Black Bolt can evidently scream and level an entire city, the question is more of how much would be lost in the battle.

1) See, you’re taking the lack of a guideline as an excuse to disregard all decency. But that’s ignoring societarian requirements. There’s just no cosmic good or evil. For society to function, there needs to be a good and bad- a right or wrong, within the boundaries of that society. When that breaks down, a society will break down. Society itself, as a function of civilization, is neither good nor bad either. But it’s widely viewed as beneficial in most cases, which is why it continues and why laws exist.

2) Another word for gender.

3) … Come on, brony. You’re kinda putting me on the spot here. There are children, both human and foals, that read this page.

4) You lost me this time.

5) I’m not a movie buff. I can attempt to look it up, but he evidently worked on five movies that year. I’m gonna guess The Shaolin Drunk Monkey.

6) Well, I’m home. So whenever you want to come over is alright.

7) You know I’m going to say no.

8) Get in line.

1) Me, right? ‘Cause of humans, right? Human hands? 'Cause I’m obsessed with them, right?

2) Uh… Go fish?

3) For what?

4) I… I’m sorry. I had no idea.

5) Is there an analog to that? I can’t think of one.

6) I haven’t heard of that. Don’t believe everything you hear.

7) No offense, but isn’t a demon telling me to be careful around a demon sort of the pot calling the kettle black?

1) … Okay… I’m not 100% what you’re talking about, but-

The reason why fanfiction isn’t completely pointless is twofold. A) It’s a training process that involves learning how to properly portray characters you had no hoof in creating, possibly in a world you had no hoof in creating. That is, something outside your comfort zone to make you grow as an author. B) To garner interest from ponies who may be invested in the subject matter you’re using, but have no idea who you are. You want to get some attention; get some ponies to trust you and support your real work.

Take that information and make the best decision you can for yourself.

2) Are you alright? What happened?

3) No offense, but everything that gets attention eventually turns into a game of profits in your world. I can’t change the commercialized reality of your world, but the idea behind the competition is sound.

4) I’m… not? I mean, yeah, I’m not unheard of. But this is tumblr famous. This is tumblr famous. This is tumblr famous. I mean, this guy might not have the most followers, but he’s got multiple posts with multi-thousands of notes.

5) I know this was from last night, but how about Sunday night? I kinda got something to do early tomorrow and I can’t stay up late.

6) Better to be useful than a one-trick pony. Trust me.

1) Oh, don’t be such a wet blanket. All societies like to prove their mettle every now and again. Official games are a great way to do that safely!

As far as entire careers being built upon that… Well, that’s the difference between ponies and humans.

2) My my! Is that a Jack Frost nipping at my nose? Hopefully with no sinister intentions in mind!

3) Morgan Freemane. Hooves down.

4) Don’t like that stallion. Not one bit.

5) We had a lovely, quiet dinner.

Then I nodded off early and now I can’t get back to sleep. Or at least I couldn’t. I think I can now.

6) You can give the candy to me and I’ll send them your regards.

7) I’m going to struggle and probably hurt you badly in the process. Now that we’ve got that out of the way, let’s not.

8) That’s… a lot of bits…

1) And yet I’m almost certain I watched somepony kill you.

2) Get a stable job. Not so lofty, eh?

3) And that’s where I’ve been today and that’s where we’re going soon!

4) Actually… I did. Plus the creepy laugh. Then some filly ran off crying and I decided I should probably change costumes.

5) York! Hello! Cels, it’s been forever! How are you? It’s great to hear from you!

6) It’s alright. Had some just the other night.

7) … I’m having difficulty following. In truth, that not only doesn’t seem like a logical progression, it doesn’t sound like a rational thought.

8) Does it have to be about something I learned? Does it have to be a letter? Can I just sit down and talk to her?

9) That’s okay, Hulk. I made it this far without a father. I’ll be alright.

10) You only have jurisdiction over a society if they allow it. Otherwise, you’re invading Equestrian soil.

11) Not really a very good story. It was just playing on the computer and got really involved, but the song wasn’t playing very loud and I wasn’t consciously aware of it. By the time I realized how late it was and decided to get some dinner, eight hours had passed. I might not have been consciously aware, but subconsciously I heard it.

I now forever associate that song with a little, foreign, MMOSRPG called Dofus.

12) I go by Lie-ra, but whichever you want to do is fine by me. Just stay consistent.