1) He still could have left a message or something. And that doesn’t explain what happened to my mom.

2) lol, ur not troll rai.

3) In some of the shots, the grain on the wood sort of looks like icing.

4) You know my name is Liora, right? I didn’t even start going by Lyra until I got my cutie mark.

5) GEP gun, duh. That way I can take out the hacked sentry in front of the building and get a bunch of XP.

And for some reason, no pony blames me for it.

6) Would it have been as funny if I was all, “No no. That’s mean. You shouldn’t say that.”

I like Michigan. I mean, I even follow it!

1) What’s a welfare?

2) Not bad. But no, I’m not.

3) I hadn’t! Thanks! This was fantastic!

4) Tried a search to find out what this means, but I got nothing. Just that it’s evidently a thing.

5) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQXQrPdwego

6) Uh… For what species does this apply?

Also, if you’re just matching your own body weight, why would you bother using a form of measurement?

7) Please don’t.

8) No. I’m a monk. Ignore the bear in my banner. I think somepony hacked my account.

askapinkpuffball:

Well, here’s my take on it…! One time a big dummy penguin decided he wanted to be king! Since the villagers were much smaller than the big dummy king, he was able to become king super easy! 

“Gimme your food!”

“Yes Great King!” 

Not everybody liked that though!

“Great King, will you please give the people back their food?”

“NO!”

“Welp! I tried! Hiyaaah!”

“NOO! Curse you, pink blob!”

So peace was restored. But not everybody was happy with /that/ either! And here comes…

A big scary knight to try and mess around with the place, poyo!

“Kirby, stop being so lazy all the time.”

“No!”

“Don’t make me have to fight you!”

“How about I steal your mask, huh? Now what’cha gonna do, poyo?”

“NOOO MY ONE WEAKNESS!”

And once again, peace is restored, thanks to me!

Maybe I should be king, poyo! That’d be super awesome!

I died.

1) Haven’t had much of an appetite since I’ve been sick. Seem to be getting better, though. Might be able to get back to work Wednesday if I can find an open position.

… Wait… I think I lost a day.

2) … I like TiK ToK…

Sorry…

3) Well, I left Strawberry’s once I realized I was sick. Is that good?

I mean, I’ve been bedridden since Sunday morning up until today. Haven’t really had very many chances.

4) Wingmaster Fairgrounds? I don’t understand. What do I do?

1) Being alpha is a consuming chore. I’d rather do something to enjoy myself.

2) You and most of Ponyville.

3) I… Suppose it’s possible.

4) Oh hey, it’s this message for like the forth or fifth time.

5) The abscess or the horse?

I don’t know of anypony ever named Carbuncle, and as far as I know the condition doesn’t exist in Equestria. Or if it does, it’s called something else.

6) What part of “I live in Equestria” are you not getting?

7) I was asked once before and I sort of joked about it, but I figure if I’m being asked again I might as well answer. We use both forelegs!

Two bent forelegs, outstretched but pointed downward (as though a heavy weight tied around the hoof is weighting you down) is rock.

Two straight forelegs is paper.

One bent and one straight foreleg is scissors.

8) I was only a thief out of necessity. I stopped because it was no longer necessary.

1) Only if I have a reason to, like flooding my dashboard or posting explicit content.

I unfollowed somepony just today because I had no idea who they were. Must have changed their blog at some point, but I didn’t recognize any of their posts.

2) Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune?

I mean, it’s really none of my business and I’d like to keep it that way.

3) To us, Utopia just means there’s peace. Not without conflict, but without war. We do not fight because it’s convenient or because we have something to gain. We solve our problems with negotiations when we can, even if it’s harder.

Though, depending on how this changling thing pans out, that peace may finally end.

4) I laughed because I was entertained! I enjoyed myself!

And have you ever lived in Ponyville? Practically the whole town was there just because it was something to do for a change.

5) Toward the end of fall; I don’t know the exact date. It’s like one of those last Tuesdays of the month-type of things.

And I have no idea about the Iron Pony Competition. I’d like to watch another one!

6) ¡Si! And I like potatoes!

7) No matter what anypony says, everypony was weary of her. Even Nurse Redheart and Cheerilee kept their distance.

We all acted pretty foalish, but when something comes out of the Everfree, you have every reason to be cautious.

askbigredmacintosh:

- INSERT COIN -

Player 1 - Western Applejack

Player 2 - FlintLock

Player 3 - Wild Butt

[Dedicated to all my followers with all my wub. ♥ ♥ ♥ ]

[PS. Home Sweet Home. :3 ]

Because Sunset Riders.

Oh, {flip a trashcan}…

1) {I believe in you! Hopefully we’ll met again soon and a new character will be introduced that I’ll care for without any good explanation!}

2) {Apples are great! But remember that a well balanced diet includes vegetables, grains, meats, and dairies as well!}

3) {I appreciate you respecting my personal space, because women are fragile and aren’t allowed to ever be threatened beyond an ambiguous “kidnapping” with no evident purpose!}

4) {Chocolate is as American as bologna sandwiches!}

5) {Remember kids, a stranger is someone you don’t know. You should always keep your distance. Even if it looks like they need help, get an adult you trust to accompany you before approaching!}

6) {Vaguely doughnut-shaped objects are much easier to explain than distinctly foreign foods.}

7) {Excellent idea! I highly recommend that show, which is not based upon a foreign comic with much more adult themes as far as you know!}

8) {WHAT?! That can’t be! You must always try your best in everything you do! Nothing is worth giving up on. But even if you can’t do it, remember to have fun! Keep a positive attitude, bottle up your emotions, and never show any sign of frustration!}

1) You’d know before me, huh?

2) A recent study found that ponies who breathe oxygen are still alive more often.

3) ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

4)

5) You feed them scrambled eggs?

6) See answer #4.

7) Judging from the wiki entry, I don’t think she’d get it.

8) Probably make an advice dog meme about it.

That, or whatever this is.

1) Most cattle and sheep find lifelong employment opportunities working for farms because of their species’ traits. I don’t know the specifics regarding sheep or bulls, but I know milk-producing cattle are compensated in the form of payment in addition to lodgings and food.

2) Hence my reply of, “I do not understand, (feminine) pony.”

At least, I think that’s what I said. Google translate pointed out that petisa also seems to mean petite, as though talking about a small girl.

3) Hark, A Vagrant!

4) I don’t recall a deliberately thrown blow-to-the-head at the moment.

1) Ru~de.

2) Something that would involve a war or some kind of fight for survival, but it would make much more sense for somepony more competent to lead. I’m more of a lieutenant/wing-mare.

3) Are they in any danger? Are they legally able to make such a decision for themselves?

4) No entiendo, petisa.

5) Um… I mean, dinner is enough time to enjoy somepony’s company, but not enough time to really grow from them. Plus, that would be those three ponies eating together as well. They’d probably be more interested in each other than me.

I don’t really have a good answer.

6) Hi, Jenny!

If this isn’t Jenny, I’m sorry for calling you Jenny.

7) No. The very thought of Boscov with another pony is pretty upsetting.

We all have our own weaknesses, and I still have some insecurity issues.

1) There will always be ponies that think a certain way, but I don’t know of any organization formed for that.

2) Ha ha! That would certainly be interesting!

…

Luna above, I think you might be right… Now I can’t stop hearing his voice in my head!

3) No. A pre-birth foal has no conscious understanding of reality. If you have no understanding of the world in which you exist, you can’t cast.

The only danger would be if the unborn unicorn’s horn broke within the womb, and an injury severe enough for that to take place would likely result in a stillborn. Either way, the horn would sooner puncture through the mother than break off.

4) I’d not worry about it. In the grandest scheme of things, it doesn’t really matter. If you find somepony you like and they like you back, give it a shot. If not, they can still be your friend.

I understand it’s not quite that easy for human society, but it should operate on the same principles I would think.

5) I know, it makes sense in theory! And yet here I am giving a condescending reply. World’s funny like that.

Edit: That’s all the questions I have. If I haven’t answered one that you sent, I didn’t get it. I know a lot of questions haven’t been getting through to me lately. Feel free to try again!

That’s a pretty complicated question. As I’ve mentioned before, I only understand feminism as it exists in the human world.

See, just as women traditionally only held jobs like nurses and teachers in the past, stallions traditionally only worked as things like soldiers or laborers. They would risk life and limb with no hope of branching out into a safer or less physically extensive field. And of course, just like in the human world, mares have always been free to carry whatever job they want, even if mare soldiers were ridiculed the same way human male nurses are.

These divides still exist. They’re more subtle now, but you can look around any given town and see it; most of the ponies walking around are fillies because the most of the colts joined the military. And since mares don’t really get sick during pregnancy, this whole stay-at-home-mother thing never happened in our world.

In that way, I can sympathize with feminism the same way I sympathize with colt rights movements. It’s not fair for one sex to have an advantage and something needs to be done. What I can’t do is say I can relate to either, or that I fully understand it. I’ve felt out-of-place and rejected, sure, but never for being a filly.

Stallions may be physically stronger than mares, but a kick from an out-of-shape unicorn mare is still going to do some real damage. Even after everything that’s happened to me, I’m not afraid to go out alone at night. I might have some mental scars or knee-jerk reactions, but I don’t even think about it unless it’s brought up. I think we ponies have an easier time in that regard because of our physiology, and that in turn gives us a psychological advantage.

There’s a lot more I could say, but this is already getting pretty long.

I support equality.

…Is it alright for me to be bothered by this?

1) I’ll be working all next week, so yes.

2) No.

3) Kinda tiring. Summer break is too long. I’m not used to really working again yet.

I am glad to be getting steady work, though.

4) Absolutely not.

5) Yes it is.

1) Too bad I’m not NBC’s favorite loser or maybe I could have won some money.

2) Why do I occasionally get asks like this? What is this? What’s it a reference to?

3) What am I going to do, sit down with a Kindergartener and philosophize about universal good and evil versus society-driven morality?

4) APPLES APPLES APPL~ES!

5) Generally speaking, anything that avoids having to be medicated for the rest of your life is the preference.

6) No and Krastos.

…

As an exercise I just tried picturing that. Shouldn’t have done it.

7) My name’s Dash Rendar.