This needs to be on my page.
1) I have.
2) Don’t mention it. I know I wouldn’t want to be in that position.
3) If you follow an unforgiving philosophy, then that’s black and white. Either something is or it isn’t.
I also don’t believe power or control is something everypony should strive for. And if true strength comes from one, how are we ponies collectively stronger than dragons?
4) Sometimes I think kindness detracts from other aspects. Like forethought.
5) Cool story, bro.
6) Maybe sometime down the road. There’s always more to do here than I can seem to keep up with.
Carrot: Well, I guess that’s the end of that story…
((ironically, when i talked about drawing cakelyra last week I wasn’t serious about that at all. funny how it still came to this))
Kiss a foal to make them turn back to normal, what a strange day…
…
I think I need to go spend some time with my special somebear.
1) Da [omitted] you mean, massive?! I’ll admit I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, and I’m not that educated, but I’m not stupid! Sure, I might not always know what he’s talking about; I all but failed chemistry. But for Celestia’s sake, I have an Associate’s Degree! I passed Precalculus, Applied Calculus, and two Statistics classes! I didn’t do very well, but I passed! I never failed a single class!
Aint no [omitted] massive intelligence gap!
[omitted].
2) No, I’m not. I was just using your terminology for simplicity’s sake. The world isn’t black and white and everypony has more than once weakness that drags them down. Society has just determined some faults to be greater than others based upon it’s own self-imposed limitations.
3) Sure are a lot of alternate planes of existence with trans-dimensional net capabilities.
1) Aren’t those places made up?
2) Well, thanks for at least giving me that.
3) Probably because The Apple Family does make an alcoholic version. It’s just handled more by Granny Smith. At least that’s what Applejack told me once.
4) But in the end, he died. Thus removing one more murderer from the world. His weakness, while bad for himself, proved evolutionarily useful for the rest of ponykind. His weakness was his strength. His death, a boon.
See how semantics can turn things on their head? That’s why the only thing that matters are those that remain.
1) There is no answer. No rational or justification will change their ultimate fate.
The only thing I’d be concerned about is the families of the departed, and the murderous subordinate.
2) Oh, Scoot had a ton of fun with her near-death experience.
4) Here’s a picture of an old hat.
1) Certainly! Not like I know how it feels to be any other species, though.
Wouldn’t want to try being one of you, that’s for sure. No offense; just seems like a hard life.
2) The scientist? Well that’s cool! Doesn’t really sound right, but still cool!
3) I’ve already addressed this more than once. To let somepony else repeat my mistakes when they’re willing to learn from them would not only make me a bad pony, it would make me a bad member of society.
4) No, but I played Tomba!
CYOA #88
Fortunately you and your friends already did pick up the jade screws, mostly for historic value. At least that’s why you did. You mention their possible use as a weapon and are met with nods of acceptance.
The 6 Jade Screws are given to Princess. As a unicorn, she would best be able to launch the screws as a projectile. She puts them away in one of her saddlebags for now. After all, she’s always carrying around that Heavy Mace with her magic. Plus the Helmet and all that other stuff she’s carrying. It’s a wonder she isn’t more fatigued.
You seem to be having a hard time focusing. Even though your life is possibly in danger, you can’t seem to stop daydreaming. It’s very distracting.
While you try to gather your thoughts, you ask the others what to do. Amy mentions that balcony on the second floor you saw when you looked up in the foyer. If need be, she could help everypony down to escape out the front door if the group went upstairs. Considering you’re being chased, going up the stairs sounds like a pretty good idea.
While crossing the hallway to reach the stairs, you find additional paths splitting off to either side of the stairway’s base; forming yet another T-intersection. However, the stairs are located in an opened up space and you’re currently sitting ducks if something happened to round a corner, so you quickly lead the group upstairs.
Uh Oh… Looks like you all forgot water vapor rises. That balcony must have acted like a funnel for the fog. It’s so thick in front of you that you can barely see anything! Princess swears and scolds you for leaving the front door open.
You can make out that there’s three paths from the top of the stairs; straight, left, and right. Possibly with more rooms down each.
1) Me? Lie? Don’t be ridiculous. I never lie! That or I’m rarely caught in a lie. I forgot which lie I was going with.
Also, hello! It’s good to hear from you! Hope you’re well!
2) Drunk Sweetie Belle, clearly. Fear of the unknown is usually greater than reality.
You know, because that’s never happened before.
3) I see! Well I’m glad to hear you’re getting on well here, Hulk! I hope you can get home and see your friends soon!
4) It sure is.
5) Not really. If what I read is right, the human USD used to be worth a lot more. It’s just that our present-day currency is stronger than yours in most cases outside of food (which is the center of our economy and is extremely expensive).
I have to admit, though, this whole bit-fraction system that you humans use could be handy in a few situations. Though why you’d want to buy, for example only one apple, I’ve no idea.
Either way I have heard talk lately about possible reform to our legal tender, but I’m not holding my breath.
6) EL EM AHE OH! NOOB! With twenty-six exclamation marks in back of it! (I wonder how close I got to the actual quote. I tried to find it, but it took too long.)
Edit: Also, I’m finally caught up with questions! Going to try to update the CYOA tomorrow! (I’m so sorry. I know it’s been forever.)
1) Yeah, sorry about that. Just been, you know, doing stuff all day.
2) I think so.
3) You and at least 972 other ponies, buddy.
4) Done. Now what?
5) Oh no. Thanks, Hulk, but everything is perfectly fine over here!
6) My fanny is placed in the most central part of my chair. So no.
7) The shadow what-now?
8) It was sort of funny at first, but it went on too long (also language warning).
9) Ho ho! A classic!
1) Thank you! I truly appreciate it!
2) We don’t have “handguns.”
3) If it’s an awful thing, why do you want to learn more about it? Just leave well enough alone for now. It’s one of those things that are irrelevant unless you know what they are.
4) Did I just fall into an episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog?
6) The marriage one has nothing to do with security. It was supposed to help force cultural integration. I completely agree with you, though. But it’s not like I can do anything to change it.
2) Uh… I don’t think you need to put “very strange” at the beginning of that question.
3) Eh. Not really a huge fan of chips.
4) Sure. Shoot.
5) I knew I’d get a question like this…
All things have conditions. But when you trust somepony enough, you trust them not to break those conditions. For example, I know Boscov would never intentionally hurt anypony that didn’t deserve it.
It might not technically be unconditional, but the end result is the same. I love him and there’s nothing he could ever reasonably do to make me stop.
6) My two favorites are Don’t Stop Me Now and Some Day One Day, but I’d still consider the former to be overrated.
1) Why would anypony spend money on that?
2) I don’t much care for it myself, for obvious reasons.
3) What if it’s the other way around? What if the games are really made in Equestria and localized for you humans with new models because the companies realized the majority of your world wouldn’t accept ponies as their relatable main characters? Hmm?
4) Nah. I just say pony a lot. Pony this, pony that. The MMO I play is called City of Heroes, not City of Ponies. I mean, I even play on a human server (Protector, not Ponytector)!
5) Back when I worked as an ambonic musician in Canterlot. A position which no longer exists.
6) Oh. No, I hadn’t heard of that. Is that band even still around?
7) Which law were we talking about now? The name one? The marriage one?
[Ships requests - Round 2]
[It was supposed to be drawn on Sunday but certain remake of the adventure of certain pirate kept my evening busy. So~ a little extra for the delay. :3 ]
[Script:
-Tom: If you don’t say anything about this neither I do and this never happened, we got a deal?
-BG: Eeeyup…?]
Must reblog. It’s my otp! Big Macintosh x Tom!
