And risk getting butter on your hooves? Well then again, you’re a unicorn…. But eating bread with the butter-side up is the dignified method, and it keeps the bread from falling butter-side down if you drop it.

1) I’m going to unzip your skin and wear you like a little coat.

2) No.

…

No.

3) Rubbed off dead skin. Wouldn’t take a year to get that much between two adult ponies. And since you didn’t specify who’s flesh, they could have got help.

4) I’m sure you’ll be shocked to hear me say no.

5) All you had to do was jump onto the train. I practically rammed it liKE THREE TIMES!

6) So you eat food a certain way on the off chance you’ll drop it? Why not just get a good grip on it and use a napkin?

U-Uh… I mean, that’s the argument I’d expect somepony to bring up anyway.

Trust me, you wouldn’t want to be there. They… They eat their bread butter-side down.

1) Well, despite outward appearances, we can’t live off of sweets alone.

2) It would hurt a lot more to believe something for a long time before finding out the truth, than to learn about it sooner from a friend.

As for Chrysalis, her name was known because the changelings were known. At least by the guard and Princess.

3) Depends on what extremes for each. The nympho thing would probably cause the least trouble, except in the most extreme circumstances.

Let’s just be glad that’s all a load of bunk.

4) I think that’s the guard’s job.

5) It’s the muscles you really gotta watch out for.

6) Absolutely not.

I already tried like twelve times and nothing happened.

7) Urm… W-why don’t we do that again? Isn’t that where the flavor is?

1) Nnnnope.

…

They’re still there. Also, how many more times are we going to do this joke?

2) I don’t, no. Professor Lyra might.

3) The only reason this message is noteworthy in any capacity, is that I just so happened to have been singing the chorus to Then the Morning Comes when I received it. For the first time in like, forever.

Which was kinda creepy.

4) Well. Obviously there are those with stronger feelings about the place than me. I’ve never been myself.

5) No.

In fact, that’s pretty creepy looking. Like something you’d kill somepony with.

I just use levitation to displace the strings.

6) Not that I know of. She was a little upset after that trash thing, but that was months ago.

1) Why, so I can be killed over two ponies I never knew?

Remember that Batmare knew her parents.

2) If it does, it’s not run by ponies.

“And this year’s winner-! A dragon! Again! Because that’s kinda what happens when magic isn’t allowed in a one versus one fight!”

3) It’s not a bone.

4) In a word; overwhelming.

5) A little, though I can explain that.

6) Don’t you American Humans celebrate perseverance or something on 9/11? You can either let tragedy drag you down, or turn it around!

7) I just try to maintain a foal-friendly environment on my website.

I’m different in person, I promise.

Did I say that right? In person?

1) He still could have left a message or something. And that doesn’t explain what happened to my mom.

2) lol, ur not troll rai.

3) In some of the shots, the grain on the wood sort of looks like icing.

4) You know my name is Liora, right? I didn’t even start going by Lyra until I got my cutie mark.

5) GEP gun, duh. That way I can take out the hacked sentry in front of the building and get a bunch of XP.

And for some reason, no pony blames me for it.

6) Would it have been as funny if I was all, “No no. That’s mean. You shouldn’t say that.”

I like Michigan. I mean, I even follow it!

1) What’s a welfare?

2) Not bad. But no, I’m not.

3) I hadn’t! Thanks! This was fantastic!

4) Tried a search to find out what this means, but I got nothing. Just that it’s evidently a thing.

5) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQXQrPdwego

6) Uh… For what species does this apply?

Also, if you’re just matching your own body weight, why would you bother using a form of measurement?

7) Please don’t.

8) No. I’m a monk. Ignore the bear in my banner. I think somepony hacked my account.

askapinkpuffball:

Well, here’s my take on it…! One time a big dummy penguin decided he wanted to be king! Since the villagers were much smaller than the big dummy king, he was able to become king super easy! 

“Gimme your food!”

“Yes Great King!” 

Not everybody liked that though!

“Great King, will you please give the people back their food?”

“NO!”

“Welp! I tried! Hiyaaah!”

“NOO! Curse you, pink blob!”

So peace was restored. But not everybody was happy with /that/ either! And here comes…

A big scary knight to try and mess around with the place, poyo!

“Kirby, stop being so lazy all the time.”

“No!”

“Don’t make me have to fight you!”

“How about I steal your mask, huh? Now what’cha gonna do, poyo?”

“NOOO MY ONE WEAKNESS!”

And once again, peace is restored, thanks to me!

Maybe I should be king, poyo! That’d be super awesome!

I died.

1) Haven’t had much of an appetite since I’ve been sick. Seem to be getting better, though. Might be able to get back to work Wednesday if I can find an open position.

… Wait… I think I lost a day.

2) … I like TiK ToK…

Sorry…

3) Well, I left Strawberry’s once I realized I was sick. Is that good?

I mean, I’ve been bedridden since Sunday morning up until today. Haven’t really had very many chances.

4) Wingmaster Fairgrounds? I don’t understand. What do I do?

1) Being alpha is a consuming chore. I’d rather do something to enjoy myself.

2) You and most of Ponyville.

3) I… Suppose it’s possible.

4) Oh hey, it’s this message for like the forth or fifth time.

5) The abscess or the horse?

I don’t know of anypony ever named Carbuncle, and as far as I know the condition doesn’t exist in Equestria. Or if it does, it’s called something else.

6) What part of “I live in Equestria” are you not getting?

7) I was asked once before and I sort of joked about it, but I figure if I’m being asked again I might as well answer. We use both forelegs!

Two bent forelegs, outstretched but pointed downward (as though a heavy weight tied around the hoof is weighting you down) is rock.

Two straight forelegs is paper.

One bent and one straight foreleg is scissors.

8) I was only a thief out of necessity. I stopped because it was no longer necessary.

1) Only if I have a reason to, like flooding my dashboard or posting explicit content.

I unfollowed somepony just today because I had no idea who they were. Must have changed their blog at some point, but I didn’t recognize any of their posts.

2) Sailor Uranus and Sailor Neptune?

I mean, it’s really none of my business and I’d like to keep it that way.

3) To us, Utopia just means there’s peace. Not without conflict, but without war. We do not fight because it’s convenient or because we have something to gain. We solve our problems with negotiations when we can, even if it’s harder.

Though, depending on how this changling thing pans out, that peace may finally end.

4) I laughed because I was entertained! I enjoyed myself!

And have you ever lived in Ponyville? Practically the whole town was there just because it was something to do for a change.

5) Toward the end of fall; I don’t know the exact date. It’s like one of those last Tuesdays of the month-type of things.

And I have no idea about the Iron Pony Competition. I’d like to watch another one!

6) ¡Si! And I like potatoes!

7) No matter what anypony says, everypony was weary of her. Even Nurse Redheart and Cheerilee kept their distance.

We all acted pretty foalish, but when something comes out of the Everfree, you have every reason to be cautious.

askbigredmacintosh:

- INSERT COIN -

Player 1 - Western Applejack

Player 2 - FlintLock

Player 3 - Wild Butt

[Dedicated to all my followers with all my wub. ♥ ♥ ♥ ]

[PS. Home Sweet Home. :3 ]

Because Sunset Riders.

Oh, {flip a trashcan}…

1) {I believe in you! Hopefully we’ll met again soon and a new character will be introduced that I’ll care for without any good explanation!}

2) {Apples are great! But remember that a well balanced diet includes vegetables, grains, meats, and dairies as well!}

3) {I appreciate you respecting my personal space, because women are fragile and aren’t allowed to ever be threatened beyond an ambiguous “kidnapping” with no evident purpose!}

4) {Chocolate is as American as bologna sandwiches!}

5) {Remember kids, a stranger is someone you don’t know. You should always keep your distance. Even if it looks like they need help, get an adult you trust to accompany you before approaching!}

6) {Vaguely doughnut-shaped objects are much easier to explain than distinctly foreign foods.}

7) {Excellent idea! I highly recommend that show, which is not based upon a foreign comic with much more adult themes as far as you know!}

8) {WHAT?! That can’t be! You must always try your best in everything you do! Nothing is worth giving up on. But even if you can’t do it, remember to have fun! Keep a positive attitude, bottle up your emotions, and never show any sign of frustration!}

1) You’d know before me, huh?

2) A recent study found that ponies who breathe oxygen are still alive more often.

3) ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

4)

5) You feed them scrambled eggs?

6) See answer #4.

7) Judging from the wiki entry, I don’t think she’d get it.

8) Probably make an advice dog meme about it.

That, or whatever this is.

1) Most cattle and sheep find lifelong employment opportunities working for farms because of their species’ traits. I don’t know the specifics regarding sheep or bulls, but I know milk-producing cattle are compensated in the form of payment in addition to lodgings and food.

2) Hence my reply of, “I do not understand, (feminine) pony.”

At least, I think that’s what I said. Google translate pointed out that petisa also seems to mean petite, as though talking about a small girl.

3) Hark, A Vagrant!

4) I don’t recall a deliberately thrown blow-to-the-head at the moment.

1) Ru~de.

2) Something that would involve a war or some kind of fight for survival, but it would make much more sense for somepony more competent to lead. I’m more of a lieutenant/wing-mare.

3) Are they in any danger? Are they legally able to make such a decision for themselves?

4) No entiendo, petisa.

5) Um… I mean, dinner is enough time to enjoy somepony’s company, but not enough time to really grow from them. Plus, that would be those three ponies eating together as well. They’d probably be more interested in each other than me.

I don’t really have a good answer.

6) Hi, Jenny!

If this isn’t Jenny, I’m sorry for calling you Jenny.

7) No. The very thought of Boscov with another pony is pretty upsetting.

We all have our own weaknesses, and I still have some insecurity issues.