
1) Don’t project yourself onto me.
2) Equestria. Ah-quest-tree-ah.
3) Huh. I wasn’t aware the Griffon Kingdom was an actual, you know, monarchy. I thought it was just an autocracy. Alternate dimension or maybe I was just misinformed.
Be nice, be considerate of pony customs, and have patience. Patience and courtesy will win over individuals and unless you’re running for office, that’s all you ever really need.
4) Can’t even remember the date of something that happened this year… I’d say it’s a wonder I can remember my own birthday, but well…
5) Alright, there’s a button on the top left corner of my tumblr page, if you’re really so invested.
6) Will do, though I think she got the message earlier.
7) …

1) No offense, but that is seriously as bad of an intro as Regular Show. Nothing happens! I like the chord progression, though. Could use some more bass.
2) Absolutely! I haven’t sat down and listened to all of the tracks they’ve done, but my favorite’s still Light Up The Night. In fact, that’s one of my favorite songs!
In particular, I like the ambiguity of the lyrics. Makes it much more legitimate than somepony singing about Mario fighting Bowser.
3) Who thought you were dead? I didn’t even know you existed. And what about “our” mom? Is Green Angel supposed to be my real name? Are you Racer X?
4) But why is that?
5) How about a roast?
6) I’d believe it. But if she did manipulate events, she did it for a reason. She always does.

1) I prefer digital over analog.
Did I do that joke already?
2) Well, that was quite some time ago. I was sad when it happened; I think everypony was. It does happen, though. I miss that gif of Applebloom saying “Scootaloo~!”
3) I’m sorry. I’m not sure what that date is for. Dates are one of the big reasons I’m bad at history.
4) Oh no. Not this time.
5) I don’t drink coffee regularly. And I like my males lively, interesting, and independent. By the way, and you’ve probably realized this by now, but that joke doesn’t work very well for ponies.
6) Are you going to help me pay for them?
Then does it concern you?
Didn’t think so.
7) Not offensive, no. Just kinda silly. And that cat looks like it wants to kill ponies that weren’t even involved in it’s current situation.

1) I agree. I just don’t know what.
2) Better than being imaginary.
3) Well, this prick sent me a message and called me a butt [omitted]. So, there’s that.
Edit: Also, I have work for the next six weeks. Woot!
4) History isn’t really my thing. Sorry.
5) What is with tumblr and butts?
6) At the time I received this ask, nothing. I had absolutely nothing to play and I was going a little crazy. I don’t play video games all the time, but I like to have something to fall back on. As of now, I’m getting ready to start Front Mission 2 tonight and then I’ll play Front Mission 5 after that. Then I might play 3 and 4 again. Depends how good 5 is.
7) I run a tumblr. What do you think?
Although it does make you wonder; what could possibly come after this?
Edit 2: Also also, I’m behind on asks. Might take a while from the time I get the message to when I can reply.

1) Funny mare.
2) Reminded me of that You’re a Meshi YTP. Not gonna post a link (adult), but I watched it again. Quality doesn’t really hold up, unfortunately.
3) Something related to tattooing could be a cutie mark, I guess. Something like an inked needle maybe?
4) You’re gonna have to explain that one.
5) Bouncy mane.
6) No. I hate them because they keep drawing me wearing pants.

1) Er… Uh… The… owing kind. Clearly.
2) That sounds lovely! It’s always nice to visit friends!
3) Keratin, evidently. I was never very good at biology, but unless I’ve missed my mark, the closest approximation to unicorn horns would be rhinoceros horns. Don’t hold me to that.
4) I tend to not respond, but concepts like this are why I rarely get too close to anypony.
5) I’ve seen a few posts from it reblogged here and there from other tumblrs. Seems alright.
6) Fear? I mean, I do avoid it. I’m sorry it happens when it does, particularly to my friends. But fear? Zero.
7) Everything judges everything else on everything about everything. It’s not a matter of whether or not somepony is racist; it’s to what extent. And even that can’t be accurately measured.
8) Just the kinda stuff you think about when you’re lying awake in the dark for the umpteenth hour in a row. Beats worrying about what might be out there, anyway.

1) Don’t be silly. Ladders just don’t exist for Unicorns and Pegasus.
2) That’s my beau.
3) Do I look like I’ve ever gotten a makeover?
4) Can I just ask what the [omitted] is wrong with you? For real. No excuses for that [omitted].
5) I’d prefer not to get involved.
6) Things are certainly capable of getting better. Absolutely. I don’t believe overt bigotry is the real issue, though (which I mentioned here). The option to choose one over another is where it all starts, but you can’t eliminate that without eliminating free will. I’m not sure what the answer is, though. Every method I’ve ever heard of has been tried for hundreds of years with little advancement. From where I sit, that’s not an issue with the society but with the avenues of change.

1) Does she even want Pokemon B&W2? I don’t think I’ve heard her mention it.
2) That sounds lovely. Where are you right now?
3) And I’m just saying, I have no ability to make that happen. You’re preaching to the choir, which is sort of without purpose.
4) This was the post that I initially heard about it from. Don’t really have anything to say about it. Don’t really care enough to be honest.
5)

6) Can my goals be ethereal and not truly formed? I mean, right now I’m just trying to get rid of some debt and play some bills.
Edit: Source I put isn’t showing up on my dashboard. So, here it is.


ahahaha the John you are the demons thing again
1) …
2) And it never gets old.
3) You’re absolutely right. Let me just clap my hooves together and change a law I had no hoof in creating.
4) Or, and just follow me on this one, I keep it the same. Sounds crazy, right? I think I’m gonna try it, though. The keeping-it-the-same-thing, that is.
5) Psychological damage is still damage. It’s not just physical. It’s the way you think, talk, knee jerk reactions, favoritism. Things that are more subtle- that can’t be managed by law enforcement without some type of illicit thought control. And that would eliminate free will.
6) It wouldn’t matter if it did or not. Even if two ponies were identical in every capacity they’d find something.
7) I see! Is this a particular holiday for you or just a vacation?
8) Yeah. Sometimes I worry about doing the same references over and over again, but I only know so many that humans would get.
asknoteworthy:
GUY’S IM BACK! :D
I was just happy and I liked this sound so here you go guys! :3
I’ll be working on some long overdue songs and arts and BLARGFLARGL lots of things!
lotta stuff coming soon!
I owe you guys some songs, arts, and awesome!
Stay Classy, Tumblr
This colt’s pretty good! He draws too!

1) No, Hulk! No! I was making fun of the question! It was about some wrestler that was before my time and I was redirecting it. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. You’re my favorite impossibly muscular super hero. Honest.
2) I know it’s a problem, I just hoped it wasn’t serious. It’ll never be gone. So long as two anythings stand on the same plane they’ll find something to hate about each other. Because what is the right answer? If two ponies have a race and one can fly, is that fair? If you prohibit flight to something that’s used to flying, is that fair?
I know it’s real, I guess I just wanted it to not be serious.
3) Pretty you say?
Well, hello there! How are you? Besides the aforementioned mighty fine, that is.
4) Uh huh.
5) Even modest levitation offers a pretty good grip.
6) Why would I, especially now?
7) I’m sorry. Don’t you live in a bakery? Maybe I’m assuming too much.

1) Sounds like a pokemon.
2) I always preferred The Infraggable Krunk.

3) “… We’re not fighting for ourselves. Today, not even for the alliance. The ocean is at our backs … If we falter, our families will have nowhere left to run … For their sake, that must not come to pass.” - Commander Hurricane
4) What’s a bootstrap?
5) Manageable stressers build coping mechanisms. Sheer terror leaves behind a shell of the former self.
6) I’m dandy! Thanks for asking!
7) I don’t know. I never used to think it was a serious problem. But at the same rate, I worry about Krastos.
8) I had an argument about the whole .3 repeating x 3 equaling 1 thing once. Unfortunately, I was on the wrong side. Must have looked pretty foalish.

1) No, John, you are the demons.
And then John was a zombie.
2) You can’t arrest somepony through the ponynet.
3) Are you sure that isn’t just a rodent wearing a mask?
4) She may just be acting out for extra attention, or maybe she has a greater destiny with boxes. You know, like that one guy from that game?
If it persists, then I’d take her to get a checkup.
5) Here’s some information that evidently nopony ever taught you growing up: Sometimes there isn’t a polite way to ask a question, because you were never meant to ask the question.
6) Favorite to look at? Hmm… Lilac? Favorite to eat?

I like mine mashed and with cheese. I’m a little weird.
7) That’s a funny kind of question. I’ve heard her talk a few times, but her voice doesn’t always sound the same. Then again, I’m still not sure what she prefers to be called. I think there may be more than one.

1) Musically, I’m trying to work on a mixture of TiK ToK and Gangnam Style. They aren’t worth just covering because I’d never be able to match the studio quality. But if I mixed them together it would be something more unique! The transitions seem to work in my head, but I want better sound quality on the drums. Trying to do some research on how to acquire that.
Last week I finished playing through the original Front Mission patched into Equestrian. It was interesting to see the mechanics present back then and mentally compare them to 3 and 4. Specifically, I really liked the idea of the supply truck vs the repair backpack found in 4 and on. I’d like to play 2 and 5, but I’m not that good at roms with settings to adjust.
2) I Burned My Dread.
3) Bite me.
4) Lon Lon Ranch, or were you being a Resident Evil 2 zombie?
5) I thought I already was.
6) If a tree falls in a forest and nopony is around, will anypony look for your body?
7) You’re suggesting I show Sweetie Belle, the filly, a R rated horror movie. Not even a scary or suspenseful movie, a horror movie.
No, I don’t believe that’s a good idea, sir.
8) Good evening, Spi-… Oh. Well, Good evening, little dragon!