1) Probably getting my cutie mark.
2) What? Can’t I be both?
3) That is incorrect.
4) Why are you yelling?
5) Lowered expectations altering perspective so that it appears that I’m succeeding.
6) That’s not really something nice so much as something neutral.
7) Why wouldn’t it be serious?
1) You’re insensitive to others. That doesn’t make you evil; it makes you a prick.
2) Why should I have to do anything? In fact, if I went out of my way to trust you, it’s a lot easier to not trust you.
3) You are mistaken.
4) I never asked to be sent more messages than I can answer in a day without spamming my follower’s dashboards. But for the sake of argument, am I sure about what?
5) No, he isn’t. Because it’s not another dimension. It’s not an alternate reality. It’s not anything. Just some human drawing pictures.
6) Where else would he carry it?
7) You can either pop a Mana Pot, down an Ether, or hit a few blues.
If we’re being serious, in dire need a unicorn can drain a magically-infused object to rapidly recuperate. It’s slightly dangerous, but no more so than most things.
1) Oh [omitted] me sideways…
2) Obviously, why wouldn’t it be literally?
3) Certainly. Everypony loves a moist bed.
4) Of course. After all, Wumbology is the study of wumbo. And everypony loves Wumboween.
5) Sorta like Foxbat style.
6) Woah. This is going a little too fast. It’s not you; it’s me.
7) Oh, you’re leaving? So soon?
8) As has been mentioned plenty of times, ponies will eat unfertilized eggs, usually in cakes.
1) You caught me. I’m not really a pony. I’m actually a pygmy elephant.
2) You know what? Yeah. I’m a virgin. I believe that wraps up your one-track line of questioning.
3) How half baked of you to say. This and the previous answer are brought to you by the National Foundation for the Advancement of- You’re Trying Too Hard.
4) I wish I made A’s back in school. Thanks though!
5) I’m not commenting on this unfounded accusation.
1) Salu~t! How are you?
2) Step 1: Enter bathroom. Step 2: Use bathroom. Step 3: Exit bathroom.
3) I don’t know; I’ve never boxed professionally. I don’t want to get my face torn up. But compared to a human I’ve got a very short reach, so I’d probably never get a single hit in on either.
4) A~nd end scene!
5) I… I mean, that’s not how it… Or… Maybe?
…
What would I ask?
6) Told you I could be scary! In your face, anon who insisted I couldn’t!
I wish I’d listened… Nothing like seeing a sick artist’s depiction of your own brutal murder.
As for you. I knew better than to click that link, but when I saw the mail address- I trusted you. You betrayed that trust. I hope you’re satisfied.
1) Pretty sure you’ve sent this before. Still don’t get it.
2) Can’t say I have.
3) Growing old scares me.
4) Solomon?
5) Well, I do like ice cream and pizza. And it’ll just gonna go to waste once they’re stopped.
Hmm…
6) Thank you, Hit Anon! Now hurry! There are more dates to be saved!
1) Don’t project yourself onto me.
2) Equestria. Ah-quest-tree-ah.
3) Huh. I wasn’t aware the Griffon Kingdom was an actual, you know, monarchy. I thought it was just an autocracy. Alternate dimension or maybe I was just misinformed.
Be nice, be considerate of pony customs, and have patience. Patience and courtesy will win over individuals and unless you’re running for office, that’s all you ever really need.
4) Can’t even remember the date of something that happened this year… I’d say it’s a wonder I can remember my own birthday, but well…
5) Alright, there’s a button on the top left corner of my tumblr page, if you’re really so invested.
6) Will do, though I think she got the message earlier.
7) …
1) No offense, but that is seriously as bad of an intro as Regular Show. Nothing happens! I like the chord progression, though. Could use some more bass.
2) Absolutely! I haven’t sat down and listened to all of the tracks they’ve done, but my favorite’s still Light Up The Night. In fact, that’s one of my favorite songs!
In particular, I like the ambiguity of the lyrics. Makes it much more legitimate than somepony singing about Mario fighting Bowser.
3) Who thought you were dead? I didn’t even know you existed. And what about “our” mom? Is Green Angel supposed to be my real name? Are you Racer X?
4) But why is that?
5) How about a roast?
6) I’d believe it. But if she did manipulate events, she did it for a reason. She always does.
1) I prefer digital over analog.
Did I do that joke already?
2) Well, that was quite some time ago. I was sad when it happened; I think everypony was. It does happen, though. I miss that gif of Applebloom saying “Scootaloo~!”
3) I’m sorry. I’m not sure what that date is for. Dates are one of the big reasons I’m bad at history.
4) Oh no. Not this time.
5) I don’t drink coffee regularly. And I like my males lively, interesting, and independent. By the way, and you’ve probably realized this by now, but that joke doesn’t work very well for ponies.
6) Are you going to help me pay for them?
Then does it concern you?
Didn’t think so.
7) Not offensive, no. Just kinda silly. And that cat looks like it wants to kill ponies that weren’t even involved in it’s current situation.
1) I agree. I just don’t know what.
2) Better than being imaginary.
3) Well, this prick sent me a message and called me a butt [omitted]. So, there’s that.
Edit: Also, I have work for the next six weeks. Woot!
4) History isn’t really my thing. Sorry.
5) What is with tumblr and butts?
6) At the time I received this ask, nothing. I had absolutely nothing to play and I was going a little crazy. I don’t play video games all the time, but I like to have something to fall back on. As of now, I’m getting ready to start Front Mission 2 tonight and then I’ll play Front Mission 5 after that. Then I might play 3 and 4 again. Depends how good 5 is.
7) I run a tumblr. What do you think?
Although it does make you wonder; what could possibly come after this?
Edit 2: Also also, I’m behind on asks. Might take a while from the time I get the message to when I can reply.
1) Funny mare.
2) Reminded me of that You’re a Meshi YTP. Not gonna post a link (adult), but I watched it again. Quality doesn’t really hold up, unfortunately.
3) Something related to tattooing could be a cutie mark, I guess. Something like an inked needle maybe?
4) You’re gonna have to explain that one.
5) Bouncy mane.
6) No. I hate them because they keep drawing me wearing pants.
