1) It’s illegal to smoke or eat, but laws regarding ingredients in things like potions are extremely vague. They’ll probably be regulated at some point in the near future.
2) Um… It’s lovely? That shade of blue seems a little saturated to go with that mane color combination.
It’s always weird when you humans openly ask us about ponies you’ve made up…
3) This was fun and all, but my insurance company wouldn’t be contacting me through tumblr. In fact, they wouldn’t be contacting me at all.
4) It can be tough, but I find a way to live with myself, somehow.
5) Yours is my favorite. It’s not the best, but who would want that? The best is always boring once you get used to it. Your fanny has character!
6) Looks like we missed one from yesterday.
I thought Ponyville was pretty well landlocked in the middle of Equestria? Hmm.. unless geography is also significantly altered in different universes, I suppose that’s possible too.
1) … I’ve heard of a Love Letters…
2) I can’t tell you what a good question from you tastes like either.
3) You’re kidding, right?
How about a question about something that could actually happen, ever?
4) Hmm… I don’t know… his name… Never spoke. Just a glance on the street and that was that.
5) Relatively. I was garbage but I watched some other ponies play it.
6) I was sitting here for a moment thinking of some impossible scenario, but I realized all I really have to do is ask for a good question. You’re obviously incapable of producing that.
7) Oh get over yourself. Nopony likes a godmodder. Accept defeat and move on.
8) I have no idea about scale. Ocean has never been more than day trip away. Ponyville and Canterlot are about in the center of the country, from east to west. It’s just not a gigantic landmass.
But no, the hurricane wasn’t scheduled to reach here and it never did. Lots of rain, some strong gusts but nothing devastating. I heard there was an error, though…
1) Sure! That particular submission isn’t an upload to tumblr, it’s a direct link to the site it was uploaded to. If the picture at the source of that link changes, it will reflect here.
2) Actually, I have no idea what you mean. I didn’t even ask who you were, I said “how are you?” I remember you.
3) What?! W-wait a minute! You can’t do this! There’s a hurricane scheduled to pass right next to Ponyville! Like now! What if something goes wrong?!
You will rue the day!
4) Sorry, I didn’t mean to offend. This Korean War sounds very strange. I’ve never heard of a proxy war before.
1) Yes, but she hasn’t updated in a while. She said she was coming back once, but I think she either got busy or lost interest. Believe it or not we don’t really talk about tumblr much.
2) When I first moved in we sat down and talked it over. We explained were we stood and that was that.
The one thing I promised was that if I ever started dating somepony and we broke up, I’d go out with her at least once on a date. I don’t think she’d even want to anymore, though. We’re more like sisters at this point.
3) I wasn’t aware of all that, but the coast is pretty far away from Canterlot.
4) WATCH OUT!
5) The cancer, mostly.
6) You know, there’s really no reason why I couldn’t apply my amplification magic to something other than my legs for defense.
That’d be sort of poetic way to crush you like a grape, don’t you think?
7) I’d die before hoof and remove your satisfaction. So what’s your call now, Ump’?
1) I have no problem with individuals, regardless of what they are. I was friends with Gilda before she disappeared again.
2) Like for what?
3) That seems rather… Uneventful.
Or do you mean to say that it was the first time ever in your world, and that it just so happened to have been in Canada?
4) Whatever coastal town is first hit would be toast, but it wouldn’t make it to Canterlot.
5) Doesn’t gay cover lesbian as well?
Either way, that would be Bon-Bon.
6) Not to contradict your own name, but shouldn’t that “O” be an “A”?
7) I’m very sassy. Give me some candy corn.
8) Does that mean if I just punched you in the face we’d both win?
1) Well, last time I got a message like this, a week or two later Discord was freed. So… Getting one of those feelings right now, to be honest.
2) No.
I’m sure you weren’t prepared for that answer so I’ll give you a moment to cope.
3) Okay, now I’m sure this is just spam.
4) I can give you some leftovers, but I don’t have any bits to spare.
5) “Boms” turn old world into… Oh my. I’m so… Or… I don’t suppose you’d know the difference, would you?
6) I’d probably just get really sick. I’ve used them since before I ever hit puberty. Never been off of them.
7) I haven’t read any of it, and I probably wouldn’t fair well. As a filly, my primary method of survival was stealing things from ponies who wouldn’t try to kill me if they happened to catch me.
1) Hmm… Well, I was never beat up over humans. Not sure Rarity and I would ever have crossed paths as fillies even if we lived in the same place.
I don’t really see it as possible myself, but there are tons of Lyras. I’m sure it would make more sense with one of them.
2) If that stands for Men’s Rights Activists, and assuming you mean to ask if there would be woman activists, then the short answer is no. It would still be MRA in Equestria. Man and woman are human designations. We’re mares and stallions.
There will always be those who feel unequal and have the desire to fight for more.
3) Oh, once Boscov told me I wasn’t the least surprised. Community projects are just like him!
I can tell you there will be some cool ambianic music (not all of that will be used, nor will that be all that is used).
Why not ask him about it, though? I’m just helping. If there’s cats to be let out of the bag. it’s his bag.
4) The duck. I’m pretty good in a one-on-one fight. But I can’t defend myself from a whole horde.
5) Uh… What? B, if this is you it seems kinda… I mean why would you send a submission like this?
Not putting my password into that.
6) Life is what you make of it. I’m sorry you feel that way, Señor.
By the by, are you a forced meme?
1) Again, I wouldn’t have if not for my computer friend having drilled the information into my head against my will. It’s not that you can’t tell her to shut up, it’s just that she won’t listen.
What I did see of it looked fantastic, though.
2) You mean Kilroy? One L.
3) What about all this moxie?
4) Working on one. As I mentioned a couple of months ago, my graphics card broke and I wasn’t able to do much of anything, let alone record. It’s fixed now, but I’ve been really busy working. Still trying to get something out for Nightmare Night, though.
5) Oh really?
6) This ending theme is more “manly” than that.
7) This should help a little. Things seem to fluctuate, though, so even I’m not always certain. I mean, I’m almost positive that at one point my Twilight ran a tumblr about a human pretending to be a pony.
1) York! Hi! It’s good to hear from you! You should definitely come! It’d be nice to see you again!
2) Kinda weak. And loud.
3) Happy Bom Day! Sorry I’m a day or two late. Great song!
What’s Bom Day?
4) I’m working on a piece. I haven’t had a lot of free time since my computer got fixed, so I’m not sure if it’ll get done in time. Little behind schedule, but it’s coming out alright so far!
5) I just use it to talk to ponies.
6) Let’s see. It’s been a while but that would be five frags without getting killed yourself, right? I’ve done that a few times in various FPS games.
7) I have no reason to believe that I would survive whatever could cause something like that.
1) I do not.
2) Usually things like trees away from society. I don’t want to hurt anypony or damage somepony’s property.
3) If your world is the real world then you’re welcome to call it the real world.
I live in the real world so I call it the real world.
4) I found a nice, inconspicuous corner to cower in.
5) In case you’re incredibly slow on the uptake, I don’t answer asks sent in foreign languages because I don’t trust translation programs to tell me what they say properly.
But I do check to see if there’s swearing.
6) Not that I know of. I suppose it’s possible, but she’s never mentioned it.
7) Some lazy kid hated the animals he grew up with because they were never properly trained, ate food, and processed food into poop, which was then not properly cleaned up. If that’s what you’re talking about, then that is what the article seemed to be describing. Only with more swears.
8) Quite a few swears. Just seems like a kid trying to have some fun, though. Nothing out of the ordinary.
1) Not yet. Still working on it. I’ll let you know.
2) Hey hey hey, that’s the worst Fat Albert impersonation I’ve ever heard!
3) Thank you so much for taking time out of your day to share that.
4) Well, no. Didn’t start taking them quite that early.
5) Because this is just a website and anon magic is just a few messages sent to me on this website. That’s not how magic works.
6) Okay? Warning: severe swear.
1) Well, yes. The real world does tend to be real.
2) Every now and again, certainly!
3) Stupid, huh? Charming.
Maybe I don’t want to follow around some windbag as she spouts existential jargon. Maybe I wanted to play at the concert level. But you know how good you have to be to do that professionally? You think I’m the only one with a special talent for playing the lyre? Special talents aren’t all created equal. You know how infrequently lyres are used in contemporary performances? The few spots available are taken by ponies that are just better than I am.
4) I don’t want to leave Equestria. As for where ponies came to Equestria from, historically those willing to put aside their differences followed our ancestors here. Those that couldn’t let go of their hate, stayed behind and perished.
I don’t really want to talk about marriage anymore…
5) I go by Lyra but my legal name, the stuff I fill out on official papers, is Liora, surname: not available. I could tell Jane McRandom that my surname is Freechmen if I felt like it, but it wouldn’t make it true.
6) I direct you here. Here. Here. And initial here.
