if only you used your powers for good instead of evil
I’m sorry but my only power is sand
I’ve seen this a few times, but the reason I always listen to it is because at first it sounds like an edit of some cover you’ve never heard before. But then you reach the end and realize “Oh gosh! This was legit! Musicians with actual talent sat down and did this for real!“
Bon-Bon: Is that… Granny Smith chasing Trixie?
Lyra: Heh heh, yeah.
Bon-Bon: Shouldn’t we, you know, help her?
Lyra: Mare, if you did something to cheese off Granny Smith that bad, you deserve what’s coming.
Bon-Bon: Hmm… How long has this been going on?
Lyra: Ah like four minutes. Bulk Biceps is out there too.
Bon-Bon: Oh, he’s a big guy.
Lyra: Yeah, that’s the real reason I ain’t goin’ out there.
Bon-Bon: Can’t blame you.
Lyra: You know, just… hanging out with Changelings at a party, eh heh heh… Nothin’ awkward about this…
Bon-Bon: Of course it isn’t! It’s refreshing to spend some time with Changelings and not have to punch them in the face, haha.
Pronotum: Yeah… That really hurt…
Bon-Bon: Oh gosh… You were one of them?
Elytra: One of them?
Lyra: Gettin’ awkward again…
Pronotum: No no. It’s okay. We’re past this. You did you. We did we.
Bon-Bon: Yeah. Pronotum: Yeah…
Elytra: Seriously though how many Changelings have you punched?
Lyra: Think I’m just gonna…. mosey on home. psst remember to give the password if you want me to unlock the door Ah ha ha! Bye now!
BBZ WE HAD TO REPLACE LIKE HALF THE KITCHEN UTENSILS I WILL HOUND YOU TILL THE MOON TURNS GREEN!
I always wondered who our trophy case was dedicated to….
you should check it out sometime. neat stuff.
[Deep breaths]
I’d ask for them back, but they look mangled…
Rather than ask how you, the child of Sexxi-bbz, managed to age to maturity so quickly, I'm just going to ask you to remind your gray father about the 5 bits he owes me.