1) You playin’ State of Emergency or somethin’?

2) Maybe, but I wield a magic sward.

3) Like a half-baked anime.

4) No, but we can spin them around like a drill and pop blocks.

5) Can you give me a point of reference?

6) Always nice to hear from you!

7) If I say no, you wouldn’t believe me. If I said yes, you’d take it as an admission.

So if it doesn’t matter what I say, why speak at all?

Tofurkey is a substitute for turkey made out of tofu. It’s pretty good, at least in my opinion, though I never ate regular turkey.

I will bring cornmeal. Turkey flavored tofu. Sweet corn meal is my favorite.

1) W-Why would you make something that’s supposed to emulate meat?

2) It’s… It’s shaped like a turkey too? Why? Why would anypony do that? That’s morbid and awful! I mean, I understand if you did it in the past, but why aren’t any ponies outraged at this?

3) You will not. We will have a traditional Equestrian Thanksgiving celebrating the last major harvest of the season. Not glorifying the culling of animals for meat!

Speaking of Thanksgiving, can I help with the meal again this year? I want to try out all the recipes in this Thanksgiving cook book, and I figure this would be a perfect opportunity. We just need to invite enough ponies to eat all of it.

1) Certainly! Krastos has even wanted to make sure they’ll be enough mouths for all the food!

2) Good. You’ll have to tell me about it sometime.

And not slap your own side.

3) Huh. I’m sure it’s a fine movie. I’ll probably watch it at some point. Just not going out of my way over it.

4) Nope. Don’t have time.

And to be honest, I’ve only heard a few songs by him.

5) What in Equestria is a tofurkey? And I’d rather you didn’t bring fish. We’re supposed to be celebrating the harvesting of crops, not animals.

6) Oh my. Whatever shall I do with all of these Apple Cinnamon Nutri-Grain Bars?

And that’s a brick joke.

7) I… I’m not sure if that’s even okay for me to post. Sorry. I’m erring on the side of caution.

But the answer is, uncomfortable. It makes me feel very uncomfortable.

8) Got one more invitee!

I’ll Kill her!

YOU OP, HOMEBREWED MOTHER [omitted]!

… sleep over party?

1) You must be beautiful on the inside first, silly!

Then just turn yourself inside out.

Source

2) As you wish.

3) Jedis are grody. R2 units are where it’s at.

4) Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nasty!

5) What are you even talking about? It’s just a tumblr about a pony.

6) A fate worse than the DMV.

Which is why there isn’t one in Equestria!

7) Do you just expect us to have a collective conscious or something? I’ve never seen Hoof of the North Star. Somepony else probably has.

8) Your Thanksgiving privileges can be revoked, Strawberry.

ask-rainbow-scoots:

Who says we need to build a whole ship? We just need to put some rockets on you!

You fillies be careful now! I want to see Krastos in one, unscorched piece this evening!

Personally, I’d like to go there to try their cuisine.

1) Uh… What? Not that I-… I mean I don’t just sit and study the library or anything. How would I know?

2) If you show up before 4 PM I will pelt you with Apple Cinnamon Nutri-grain bars.

… That… That joke will make a lot more sense in a day or two.

3) Of course! Lay it down, yo!

4) Sure. Johnny does.

5) Not really.

Watch that like five times and you’ll be all caught up.

6) Okay.

7) I’ve been informed in the past about the unfortunate event.

8) Different strokes, I suppose.

With regards to this, my game is finally linking to the Gameloft friend servers (I play on a Manedroid). So now I can send treasures and gifts and stuff! Still there listed as AskLyra if you want to friend me!

Might be interesting for historical aspects, but I’m not really a history mare.

I’d like to read some about magic from their age. I’ve heard they had access to magics that fell out of favor centuries ago, or were outlawed for one reason or another.

See, earth ponies historically shunned magic. Crystal ponies didn’t. They found ways to access it through enchantments and magically-infused objects, of their own design, without unicorn aid. Largely antiquated compared to what unicorns can do today, but incredible for it’s time.

With the crystal ponies return and modern day practices, it’s possible we may see a resurgence and expansion of those ancient techniques. Depending on how integration and regulation pans out, we may be on the cusp of the next magical age.

Eh… The Village Ponies’ original was better than the Pet Shop Boys’ cover in my opinion. youtube.com/watch?v…

I believe “go turbo” may be referencing Wreck-It Ralph.

1) Didn’t we already do this?

2) Not that I know of. Cost of living isn’t that high.

3) I never did give permission for that. Just walking down the street and wind up in a porno.

4) Wouldn’t less/zero gravity lead to muscle atrophy? And if you create some sort of artificial gravity, what was the point of leaving?

5) What’s musical taste have to do with anything? For that matter, The Village Ponies were one of the great musical forces of their time!

6) Like being in direct contact with some underworldly demon.

7) I thought that sounded familiar!

8) Oh. Not that interested in the movie, to be honest. Just sounds like a business pandering to a select demographic that always feels unappreciated and underrepresented.

1) Somepony complains that I’m not following any gay male tumblrs (which is completely coincidental), somepony else complains about me following an androgynous pony. Somepony complains about me following a pony that’s sexy without being explicit, somepony else complains about me following a tumblr about an interspecies relationship (which is just, like, really?!). I make a post that gets over 300 notes and lose like 7 followers!

I can’t freaking win to save my life!

2) Except that…

3) Strawberry, you know you can come over for Thanksgiving. Just don’t stay all night.

4) You don’t just suddenly realize something like that. It takes time.

5) I don’t know… That doesn’t sound right. Maybe it’s a cultural thing for humans but not us.

6) I’m a little concerned. This is Princess Luna all over again, multiplied by the citizens of an entire empire. How does a society from a thousand years in the past catch up to modern technology and customs?

1) Some kind of ranger show reference, isn’t it?

2) Well, I applied for a general aid position at the primary school I’ve been subbing at long term.

Also, I’m pretty sure you can count the number of times. Can even exclude the ones where she was directly involved in the crisis beginning.

3) Did you know that when I answer messages the specific chunks are listed in reverse order? Rhetorical question.

4) I’ll be sure to throw a huge party if I actually get that job.

5) Those are silly, boring questions. You’re silly. It’s not like I went to the Crystal Empire. Though I think Berry Punch did.

6) Thanks! I fixed it when I got this message.

7) Sounds good to me! Thanks for the link!

Ha ha! Thanks!

I’m still here, too! Honest. Little less obsessive compulsive, though.

1) Just making sure. Not even addressing this anymore.

2) You know, if they hadn’t aired that commercial three times in a row I don’t think anypony would have cared. I mean, it had been airing for months.

3) Dark magic? Never heard it called that before.

4) Three times is too much.

5) … Wat.

6) That’s for him to answer, not me.

7) I was a little curious about that, but you get used to the whole slithering-on-your-tail-thing surprisingly quick!

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