Derpy: This.. is… weird.
1) What’s a Mexican?
I’m just playin’. I prefer if it’s not too spicy.
2) How did pumps become a thing in your world?
Shoes on the other hoof now, isn’t it?
3) Nope. Still a lyre.
4) Plot is to backstory as plot is to butt?
5) And that’s why we’re better off not being able to understand the common, household dog.
6) If you say so.
7) Sorry.
8) …
1) …?
2) There’s good ones and bad ones.
3) Does asking repeated questions create any problems in your life?
4) I worked the day of, but in the evening I did the Haunted House dance.
5) All else fails? Don’t know what to ask? Try racism!
6) Now… Is that the Princess? I mean, who is the Pun Master? That could either be sinister or benevolent.
7) Just the standbys. I’d say “I’ll let you know,” but that’d be a lie.
1) I’d play the same kinda ones on the harp that I play on the lyre-
or could play it.
2) I preferred Professor Brothers, but yes (Warning: Extreme Language).
3) Thanks! And thanks for playing along! Though I don’t think there were any animated mannequins. Good thing nopony felt the need to see one before we all ran out.
What did you do while you were alone anyway? I took an entire group through again before you turned back up. Where were you?
4) How about you translate the question into something I can read?
5) She just likes doing voices.
6) I know. I wasn’t home, but Bon-Bon told me in detail. Not that she stepped on it, because nopony freaking falls for that. But the smell of burning poop isn’t appealing.
7) Since we were talking about Brad Neely- In the words of Steve Smith “I’m telling you right now… I am gonna [omitted] this up.”
1) Well, technically. I did warn Krastos about those eyes in the bathroom. Fortunately, it was mostly shock and they managed to get to the toilet with little incident.
Since it’s over, I’d also like to thank Tootsie for being our occasional chasing-everypony-back-outside tortured soul! The best parts of a Haunted House are the ones that aren’t consistent so there’s always that surprise factor.
2) No-
3) I’ll give you the entire pepper shaker to gobble down like a goat on acid.
4) Well, I either humor them or this tumblr sits and stagnates.
Can’t imagine what I’d do with the time…
5) Oh for Celestia’s sake, how exactly is he supposed to catch rabies?
6) Reaction of everypony who knows me after hearing that accusation without evidence.
Well, my ride certainly is pretty frightening…
Thanks to Lyra for the ideas!
For those who don’t know what a BigDog is, here’s the same vid link from up there:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww
I don’t know why they call it Big Dog. Looks more like a Big Pony to me!
Thanks for stopping by unannounced and scaring the living heck out the entire household!
Okay.
First upload in a while.
First time doing a spoken intro.
Had a limited time frame to get it all done with.
Let’s do this!
Sheet Music can be found here!
1) It’s illegal to smoke or eat, but laws regarding ingredients in things like potions are extremely vague. They’ll probably be regulated at some point in the near future.
2) Um… It’s lovely? That shade of blue seems a little saturated to go with that mane color combination.
It’s always weird when you humans openly ask us about ponies you’ve made up…
3) This was fun and all, but my insurance company wouldn’t be contacting me through tumblr. In fact, they wouldn’t be contacting me at all.
4) It can be tough, but I find a way to live with myself, somehow.
5) Yours is my favorite. It’s not the best, but who would want that? The best is always boring once you get used to it. Your fanny has character!
1) Like biting into a sandwich, and you’re all-
3) You need to-
4) Sense you decided to ask me-
5) Halfway into that song they start talking about buying things in bulk for a discount. I’m a unicorn and what is this?
6) …
I thought Ponyville was pretty well landlocked in the middle of Equestria? Hmm.. unless geography is also significantly altered in different universes, I suppose that’s possible too.
1) … I’ve heard of a Love Letters…
2) I can’t tell you what a good question from you tastes like either.
How about a question about something that could actually happen, ever?
4) Hmm… I don’t know… his name… Never spoke. Just a glance on the street and that was that.
5) Relatively. I was garbage but I watched some other ponies play it.
6) I was sitting here for a moment thinking of some impossible scenario, but I realized all I really have to do is ask for a good question. You’re obviously incapable of producing that.
7) Oh get over yourself. Nopony likes a godmodder. Accept defeat and move on.
8) I have no idea about scale. Ocean has never been more than day trip away. Ponyville and Canterlot are about in the center of the country, from east to west. It’s just not a gigantic landmass.
But no, the hurricane wasn’t scheduled to reach here and it never did. Lots of rain, some strong gusts but nothing devastating. I heard there was an error, though…
1) Sure! That particular submission isn’t an upload to tumblr, it’s a direct link to the site it was uploaded to. If the picture at the source of that link changes, it will reflect here.
2) Actually, I have no idea what you mean. I didn’t even ask who you were, I said “how are you?” I remember you.
3) What?! W-wait a minute! You can’t do this! There’s a hurricane scheduled to pass right next to Ponyville! Like now! What if something goes wrong?!
You will rue the day!
4) Sorry, I didn’t mean to offend. This Korean War sounds very strange. I’ve never heard of a proxy war before.
Oh my Cels. I never noticed he edited the picture!
http://asklyra.tumblr.com/post/17506673382/daionus-dsilva72794-gmail-com-submitted-is
1) Yes, but she hasn’t updated in a while. She said she was coming back once, but I think she either got busy or lost interest. Believe it or not we don’t really talk about tumblr much.
2) When I first moved in we sat down and talked it over. We explained were we stood and that was that.
The one thing I promised was that if I ever started dating somepony and we broke up, I’d go out with her at least once on a date. I don’t think she’d even want to anymore, though. We’re more like sisters at this point.
3) I wasn’t aware of all that, but the coast is pretty far away from Canterlot.
4) WATCH OUT!
5) The cancer, mostly.
6) You know, there’s really no reason why I couldn’t apply my amplification magic to something other than my legs for defense.
That’d be sort of poetic way to crush you like a grape, don’t you think?
7) I’d die before hoof and remove your satisfaction. So what’s your call now, Ump’?
1) I have no problem with individuals, regardless of what they are. I was friends with Gilda before she disappeared again.
2) Like for what?
3) That seems rather… Uneventful.
Or do you mean to say that it was the first time ever in your world, and that it just so happened to have been in Canada?
4) Whatever coastal town is first hit would be toast, but it wouldn’t make it to Canterlot.
5) Doesn’t gay cover lesbian as well?
Either way, that would be Bon-Bon.
6) Not to contradict your own name, but shouldn’t that “O” be an “A”?
7) I’m very sassy. Give me some candy corn.
8) Does that mean if I just punched you in the face we’d both win?
