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I’ll Kill her!

PINKIE PI~E!

YOU OP, HOMEBREWED MOTHER [omitted]!

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… sleep over party?

1) You must be beautiful on the inside first, silly!

Then just turn yourself inside out.

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2) As you wish.

3) Jedis are grody. R2 units are where it’s at.

4) Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nasty!

5) What are you even talking about? It’s just a tumblr about a pony.

6) A fate worse than the DMV.

Which is why there isn’t one in Equestria!

7) Do you just expect us to have a collective conscious or something? I’ve never seen Hoof of the North Star. Somepony else probably has.

8) Your Thanksgiving privileges can be revoked, Strawberry.

ask-rainbow-scoots:

Who says we need to build a whole ship? We just need to put some rockets on you!

You fillies be careful now! I want to see Krastos in one, unscorched piece this evening!

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Personally, I’d like to go there to try their cuisine.

1) Uh… What? Not that I-… I mean I don’t just sit and study the library or anything. How would I know?

2) If you show up before 4 PM I will pelt you with Apple Cinnamon Nutri-grain bars.

… That… That joke will make a lot more sense in a day or two.

3) Of course! Lay it down, yo!

4) Sure. Johnny does.

5) Not really.

Watch that like five times and you’ll be all caught up.

6) Okay.

7) I’ve been informed in the past about the unfortunate event.

8) Different strokes, I suppose.

With regards to this, my game is finally linking to the Gameloft friend servers (I play on a Manedroid). So now I can send treasures and gifts and stuff! Still there listed as AskLyra if you want to friend me!

With regards to this, my game is finally linking to the Gameloft friend servers (I play on a Manedroid). So now I can send treasures and gifts and stuff! Still there listed as AskLyra if you want to friend me!

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Might be interesting for historical aspects, but I’m not really a history mare.

I’d like to read some about magic from their age. I’ve heard they had access to magics that fell out of favor centuries ago, or were outlawed for one reason or another.

See, earth ponies historically shunned magic. Crystal ponies didn’t. They found ways to access it through enchantments and magically-infused objects, of their own design, without unicorn aid. Largely antiquated compared to what unicorns can do today, but incredible for it’s time.

With the crystal ponies return and modern day practices, it’s possible we may see a resurgence and expansion of those ancient techniques. Depending on how integration and regulation pans out, we may be on the cusp of the next magical age.

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Eh… The Village Ponies’ original was better than the Pet Shop Boys’ cover in my opinion. youtube.com/watch?v…

I believe “go turbo” may be referencing Wreck-It Ralph.

1) Didn’t we already do this?

2) Not that I know of. Cost of living isn’t that high.

3) I never did give permission for that. Just walking down the street and wind up in a porno.

4) Wouldn’t less/zero gravity lead to muscle atrophy? And if you create some sort of artificial gravity, what was the point of leaving?

5) What’s musical taste have to do with anything? For that matter, The Village Ponies were one of the great musical forces of their time!

6) Like being in direct contact with some underworldly demon.

7) I thought that sounded familiar!

8) Oh. Not that interested in the movie, to be honest. Just sounds like a business pandering to a select demographic that always feels unappreciated and underrepresented.

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1) Somepony complains that I’m not following any gay male tumblrs (which is completely coincidental), somepony else complains about me following an androgynous pony. Somepony complains about me following a pony that’s sexy without being explicit, somepony else complains about me following a tumblr about an interspecies relationship (which is just, like, really?!). I make a post that gets over 300 notes and lose like 7 followers!

I can’t freaking win to save my life!

2) Except that…

3) Strawberry, you know you can come over for Thanksgiving. Just don’t stay all night.

4) You don’t just suddenly realize something like that. It takes time.

5) I don’t know… That doesn’t sound right. Maybe it’s a cultural thing for humans but not us.

6) I’m a little concerned. This is Princess Luna all over again, multiplied by the citizens of an entire empire. How does a society from a thousand years in the past catch up to modern technology and customs?

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1) Some kind of ranger show reference, isn’t it?

2) Well, I applied for a general aid position at the primary school I’ve been subbing at long term.

Also, I’m pretty sure you can count the number of times. Can even exclude the ones where she was directly involved in the crisis beginning.

3) Did you know that when I answer messages the specific chunks are listed in reverse order? Rhetorical question.

4) I’ll be sure to throw a huge party if I actually get that job.

5) Those are silly, boring questions. You’re silly. It’s not like I went to the Crystal Empire. Though I think Berry Punch did.

6) Thanks! I fixed it when I got this message.

7) Sounds good to me! Thanks for the link!

Ha ha! Thanks!

Ha ha! Thanks!

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I’m still here, too! Honest. Little less obsessive compulsive, though.

1) Just making sure. Not even addressing this anymore.

2) You know, if they hadn’t aired that commercial three times in a row I don’t think anypony would have cared. I mean, it had been airing for months.

3) Dark magic? Never heard it called that before.

4) Three times is too much.

5) … Wat.

6) That’s for him to answer, not me.

7) I was a little curious about that, but you get used to the whole slithering-on-your-tail-thing surprisingly quick!

8)

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1) No. Shocking, I’m sure.

2) W-what?

3) I’d rather you didn’t.

4) Shame about that socialism thing. Just as well, though. Never quite works out in practice.

Personally, I don’t feel that setting aside a day to celebrate half of a planet’s population is really the best approach to equality, for either side.

5) Certainly! Just usually not online. That’d be sort of sad.

6) Is… Is this a Minecraft statistic?

7) That’d be a trick.

Also.

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Holy moley! I-I knew you followed me but I didn’t know you actually looked at anything I posted!

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Lookin’ good, Twilight. Lookin’ real good.

Lookin’ good, Twilight. Lookin’ real good.

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1) That’s just more reason to do it! I’ll have somepony to watch over me while I act a fool!

2) Given what took place today, that’s a lot more unsettling than it would have been before.

3) I’ve heard all the ones from 2 too much. I’m gonna pick Gemini Mare. Spark Mare as a close second. Honorable mention to Dust Mare for not sounding like a regular stage. It sounds like a fortress/late game level.

4) Love you, baby! /Mung Daal

5) Good thing I have a knack for fighting destiny, huh?

6) Not watching it.

7) They aren’t just skimming some sort of excess love off the surface, if there even is such a thing. They take love. And they take a lot of love. It drains their prey of that which gives us purpose. Even in the most sinister of souls, love is what gives us a natural reason to go on. Even if it’s a love of something wicked.

If you’re asking why they don’t show some sort of restraint and only take a little, I have a theory but no real evidence. The single study I’ve seen defines concentrated love as a substance that throws the subject into a sort of euphoric state. They feel elevated beyond anything they’ve previously experienced and they want more.