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2) Don’t the bees die when they sting?
3)
4) Are you?
5) I think Freddie would tip the scale in Equestria’s favor.
Yay Successful holiday celebration! :D
1) I don’t really have a point of reference. Krastos says it went well.
2) He means enough to me that I would never, even if I wasn’t with Krastos.
3) Pretty good!
4) Well, that’s sort of the point. Members of Cue aren’t supposed to be seen. He could have been there all along and you’d have never known it.
5) It was sort of a friend-of-a-friend type deal. I had to at least give him a shot. And he was funny, up until the tongue-on-the-Tootsie part.
And leftovers are not a problem! Leftovers are tomorrow’s breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
6) Thanks for celebrating with us!
Mr. Cake is feeling a little down, so I wanted to share something close to me.
Like the other screenshots I’ve posted, this is from my version of that human game about us. This is where I’ve stood from the time I was level 22 to where I am currently, having just reached 41. Even though we don’t get to talk very much in reality, I get to see him everyday!
I just want you to know that if you ever do leave tumblr, while I’ll respect your decision, I’ll miss you Mr. Cake. You’re my friend and you do mean a lot to me.
“All up ons”? As in “the ladies will be all up ons”? Can’t say I expected to hear that anytime soon.
1) Thanks! And thanks for coming!
2) It went well, foal-licking aside. Rarity called and had to cancel, and Tootsie’s parents only came to drop her off. They had some sort of high-class party to go to or somethin’. But everything was great and tasted great!
3) I have no idea. I know most of the time they don’t even see one another. B says there’s a few members he’s never met at all.
4) I don’t know what he’d say, but I know what I’d say!
5) Well, more like on top of the situation, but you know, whatevah.
i lose.
To be completely honest I figured something like this would happen. I was pretty surprised you lasted as long as you did!
Now get the [omitted] out of my house.
1) B: You are dumb as a board and twice as entertaining. Too bad boards aren’t entertaining or you’d be in business.
2) B: Hey stupid! It’s the question about the thing!
I haven’t seen it!
B: She hasn’t seen it.
3) B: Got a list here. You, Lyra, Bon-Bon, Krastos, Krastos’ brother Harry, Sweetie Belle, Rarity is marked as a maybe, their parents, Tootsie Flute, her parents, York, Black Strawberry, Fuse Light, and something called a “Sexxi Bby” whatever that is.
B: I won’t be present. Unless I need to be.
4) B: She’ll let you know who actually shows up, I’m sure.
5) B: I’m just helping out while she and the household are busy getting ready. But I do check her account from time to time.
6) B: Hey stupid-!
I said I hadn’t seen it!
B: No, the other one!
That doesn’t have just one definition!
B: She needs more clarification.
B: Oh, and I’m supposed to link this song.
I don’t always break canon by being meta, but when I do, I really mess with it.
This is what happens when you want to draw a neat story arc and it takes forever. It’s only been like an hour since he started!
It’ll make sense timewise later somehow. Magic or something.
Ya~y! That means you and Muted Gray are both coming! Thanks for telling him, Mr. Swift!
1) B: I don’t know the first one, but sunrise for the second. Not that she’s ever up early enough to see one.
2) B: Sounds like the opening to a playset commercial.
3) B: Why are you asking?
4) B: And how exactly do you plan to distribute this theoretic blight of boredom?
5) B: That was funny.
6) B: How does she deal with this [omitted] every [omitted] day?
1) Never heard of it.
2) I don’t care? I’m a freakin’ adult; I don’t care what you think.
3) I know this message was sent before the fact, but to reiterate we’ll be starting at 2 instead of 4. I don’t know where my head was at.
No need to help, I don’t think. K-tos is all up ons this one.
4) Not me.
5) Go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect 2,000 bits.
6) This must be the anthem of Idiopolis, from whence you obviously hail.
1) He’s welcome to believe in cosmic morality, just as I hold nothing against anypony who does. It simplifies things so much. I wish I could still think that way…
2) Oh, you know. General overreaction. Murderous rage-fueled overreaction.
3) He was just a little confused. I was too, though that was quickly replaced with, you know, the murderous rage-fueled overreaction.
4) About the same way I feel about a dragon’s claws.
5) Of course. Pretty much everyday. She was my friend. Still is. I was so excited to see her back. I hope she finds some time to visit again soon.
6) Actually, slight change of scheduling. We’ll start at 2 pm. You can come around at 1. Bring an empty belly!
You’d have to ask Krastos or Bon-Bon. They’re in charge.
7) B was ready to take this seriously right up until the end.
Zach and I recently watched the room, and someone linked us this.
I would totally expect her to do that.
1) You playin’ State of Emergency or somethin’?
2) Maybe, but I wield a magic sward.
3) Like a half-baked anime.
4) No, but we can spin them around like a drill and pop blocks.
5) Can you give me a point of reference?
6) Always nice to hear from you!
7) If I say no, you wouldn’t believe me. If I said yes, you’d take it as an admission.
So if it doesn’t matter what I say, why speak at all?
Tofurkey is a substitute for turkey made out of tofu. It’s pretty good, at least in my opinion, though I never ate regular turkey.
I will bring cornmeal. Turkey flavored tofu. Sweet corn meal is my favorite.
1) W-Why would you make something that’s supposed to emulate meat?
2) It’s… It’s shaped like a turkey too? Why? Why would anypony do that? That’s morbid and awful! I mean, I understand if you did it in the past, but why aren’t any ponies outraged at this?
3) You will not. We will have a traditional Equestrian Thanksgiving celebrating the last major harvest of the season. Not glorifying the culling of animals for meat!
Speaking of Thanksgiving, can I help with the meal again this year? I want to try out all the recipes in this Thanksgiving cook book, and I figure this would be a perfect opportunity. We just need to invite enough ponies to eat all of it.
1) Certainly! Krastos has even wanted to make sure they’ll be enough mouths for all the food!
2) Good. You’ll have to tell me about it sometime.
And not slap your own side.
3) Huh. I’m sure it’s a fine movie. I’ll probably watch it at some point. Just not going out of my way over it.
4) Nope. Don’t have time.
And to be honest, I’ve only heard a few songs by him.
5) What in Equestria is a tofurkey? And I’d rather you didn’t bring fish. We’re supposed to be celebrating the harvesting of crops, not animals.
6) Oh my. Whatever shall I do with all of these Apple Cinnamon Nutri-Grain Bars?
7) I… I’m not sure if that’s even okay for me to post. Sorry. I’m erring on the side of caution.
But the answer is, uncomfortable. It makes me feel very uncomfortable.
8) Got one more invitee!
