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1) Hmm… That… That isn’t conclusive, but you’ve produced a reasonable doubt.

2) Again, I have no need nor money to spend on luxury. Sorry.

3) I either had or saw other pony tumblrs get messages early off that were all “You eat cake. That has eggs in it. You’re eating meat.” So I feel the need to clarify the difference between the two.

4) Because if I was tall and thin you’d call me Luigi.

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5) And you are. But I know there’s more to it than that. Why else would a society so afraid of change be constantly changing?

6) OH GOLLY-GOSH!

7) I think you’re absolutely right; it’ll show that you don’t know anything about them. Usually a safer bet to get them something they’ll use vs. taking a stab at something more personal and possibly missing entirely, though. If you know anypony you can talk to about the one you’re supposed to buy something for, you might try that.

agentcoffeeseer:

Meant to post this much earlier. Today I’ve been getting Ponyville citizens to sign a petition to fix a not-so-obvious loophole in the system. In short, orphaned children can only have a last name if the identity of their family is found, and can be proven. Additionally, it is possible for a pony to drop their last name, but no way to adopt a new one short of having to marry another pony. With the law I am proposing, any adult without a last name can create one of their own for the sake of legal documents and processes. Note that they still cannot change their first name, and the process of surname adoption will require some paperwork and proof of identification.

If anyone wishes to help me, please contact me over this blog, or in person at the farmer’s market.

And, of course, I’d be very grateful for any help! For obvious reasons.

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1) Dag, yo. That is deep. And wide. Like-a… Like-a fountain.

2) Certainly! It’s been a while, though. The endings to the first one were the best of the three, weren’t they?

3) To be completely honest, I’m not terribly versed in comic book anythings. This is awesome, though.

4) Does that sound like the kind of question you just walk up to somepony and ask?

5) Certainly! (Bet you thought it was gonna be this one.)

6) In my experience, most recognize the obvious negatives. There’s just that small fraction that don’t care.

7) Okay. You go get some better opinions and I will be right here waiting for you.

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1) I’ll make this simple. Equestria as I and you know it cannot exist without Princess Celestia in power. The Princess has to be free of corruption to rule (though also free of innocence). If the Princess is free of corruption, then none of this grimdark murder-spree garbage is going to happen. Not in present day Equestria, at any rate.

2) Getting that strange sensation you don’t understand how this family-friendly tumblr thing that I’m running works.

3) I’m defensive against stereotypes about appearance and weight. I’m accusing bronies of being perverted spies.

4) Ugh…

5) Didn’t seem necessary. She was completely and totally defeated. Plus, Twilight was the only one she was ever really after. The amulet’s corruption is what directed her hate toward others. But mostly, if you’re standing in front of the winner of a magic duel, probably not a good idea to get into their business.

6) ‘Cause I don’t want you bringin’ your circle 'round here (Warning: Coarse Language).

7) Yes, but I don’t know if I’ve ever explicitly explained what that entailed.

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You’re not a very good liar.

1) You gotta laugh at having a luck of 1. Not sure I deserve such high strength and endurance stats, though.

2) Wouldn’t the pun be Neighgerian? Though I guess that looks sort of goofy. Whatever.

3) Can’t argue with that. Hey, Krastos! You seein’ this?!

4) What? Why didn’t you give me Revive? I could have had him back up on his paws and layin’ into aliens in seconds! It was the part right before the end with the Sectopods, though, wasn’t it? One of my heavies got a critical hit to the face at that part. He survived but he was really hurt. Last boss was a little underwhelming, though, wasn’t it? I would have taken him out with just one sniper if I hadn’t accidentally shot the wrong target on his second shot from Double Tap. Still ended up dropping ‘em before it ever got a chance to act.

Nice game, but despite the time invested it still felt short. Thanks for sharing, though!

5) Why would I be?

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1) What does that have to do with who set the cameras up?

2) That’s an expensive habit there, buddy.

3) Non-ponies are fully capable of filling earth and pegasus pony positions. It’s just that too many typical unicorns can’t.

4) Sure. Sounds like a hoot.

5) Maybe not as far as a hope, but I certainly wouldn’t have to worry about Sweetie’s career taking off.

6) Used to be. And it’s because Princess Celestia wanted to find the source. If all she did was clean up the streets, whatever was causing the gang lifestyle to flourish would have moved elsewhere, where it would take longer to find again and be harder to track. Everyday the Princess had to make conscious decisions that I’d never want to make, but they had to be done.

And the source was found and eliminated. It led back to the former griffon government, hence the rocky political situation between us.

7) Don’t be silly! Ah-ha! I’m fine! I’m on top of things like a cake topper!

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1) Sorry, can’t fake enthusiasm. When you’ve hung around CUE as long as I have- it takes more than a few short-duration age spells to catch my attention.

As for the fate of Ponyville, I don’t think so. I’m sure Twilight’s reputation would have taken a hit if she couldn’t solve things before Princess Celestia showed up, but that’s about all that was ever at stake.

2) What you’re probably referring to is their face and size, I’d assume. And those differences are because, like zebras, they aren’t ponies. They’re still equines, but Arabians are horses. You’ll also note they have no cutie mark.

3) Eh… Don’t think my “stats” would translate very well into the Fallout universe. Probably safe to assume I’d just suck.

4) Sure was. Mostly it was nice to have a break from mining stone for Trixie’s stupid statues.

5) Thanks! I do my best between salon trips!

6) A powerful mage in her own right, but she lacks a solid foundation. She knows some more advanced spells that you wouldn’t expect, but she’s never gonna get much better without going back and focusing on the basics.

7) No. We manage her diet to avoid that.

8) Mang, dat’s racist.

carrotcake-replies:

But… I am still scared.

I’m sorry Mister Cake… I’m sure that whole thing with Trixie didn’t help.

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1) Dude, I have no idea. There are no schools in Equestria that are specifically for griffons. I’ve never taught at one, I’ve never been to one, so I have no idea what to compare to.

2) Not that I know of. I mean, it’s possible and I just don’t know they’re from here.

In fact, only one I can think of off the top of my head is this country band that plays at this one restaurant every Tuesday, but I’ve never been while they’re performing.

3) If you were comparing a shotgun to the arm vs. death, you might have a legitimate argument. There would almost certainly be residual effects to the non-lethal attacks compared to them not happening. But against being killed? No. No question. If you’re talking about reaction time being lowered by even a full second, that’s compared to it being lowered by… forever!

4) A legitimate position, but where’s the proof that the cameras came before the following?

5) I’ll take my chances.

6) Bleh! No! … I mean… No.

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1) Well, I don’t have cancer. And you have to remember that almost nothing that happened to me was exclusive. I’m just one of the few that survived. There are others.

2) Nah. Too much responsibility.

3) For pegasus and earth ponies there are government programs that can put the unemployed to work if they can’t find anything. There are plenty for unicorns too, just not in Ponyville. There’s disability, but no, there is no unemployment or food stamps.

4) Sorry. One or the other.

5) That doesn’t seem possible, given the absurd narration.

6) … Uh… Sh-Shocked? Yeah… Pretty shocked… I always sort of pictured them more like siblings or friends.

7) No. In fact, that sounds like the opposite of a worry.

letsaskberrypunch:
“ 700 Followers! I thank you all so much!
FEATURING:
1: Weeping-Alicorns
2: Princess-Skyla-replies
3: Ask-Pencilscratch
4: AskLyra
5: Askwinterflake
6: NekoCrispy
7: BerryPunchreplies
”
Aw. I was hoping she’d post the letter I...

letsaskberrypunch:

700 Followers! I thank you all so much!

FEATURING:


1: Weeping-Alicorns

2: Princess-Skyla-replies

3: Ask-Pencilscratch

4: AskLyra

5: Askwinterflake

6: NekoCrispy

7: BerryPunchreplies

Aw. I was hoping she’d post the letter I sent.

Thanks, though! I love your style!

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do i hear… some asklyra drunk doodles spotlight on my page? :D

1) This may come as a surprise, but sometimes the meaning society gives to language changes depending on who’s speaking it.

2) Would a racial slur by any other name be as offensive?

3) He~re I go!

Get out of the kitchen! I’m cooking dinner!

… A~nd I’m back!

4) Exit and uninstall.

5) Land sakes! Look at all these drugs I have! Sure do wish I could deal them! If only I had some trustworthy customers!

6) If I was, do you think you’d ever find out?

7) You mean, live?! Uh… Maybe the bassline?

8) As long as you don’t draw me doing anything… compromising.

mutedgrey:
“ ledundead:
“ narnianinsomniac:
“ dumbstruckc:
“ radicalapologist-loves-you-and:
“ zawehzaweh:
“ tanyart:
“ ittypaws:
“ venil:
“ Open your Letter! ~ ♥
”
Dear Tyler, I’ve always been stalking you. I like you!! Please go out with me! -Love,...

mutedgrey:

ledundead:

narnianinsomniac:

dumbstruckc:

radicalapologist-loves-you-and:

zawehzaweh:

tanyart:

ittypaws:

venil:

Open your Letter! ~ ♥

Dear Tyler, I’ve always been stalking you. I like you!! Please go out with me! -Love, Mom ♥

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Dear tanya, I’ve always hated your funny charm. It’s disturbing. -Love, Your Homeroom Teacher

Dear jo, I’ve always adored your moe. Please! My body is ready! ♥ -Love, jo’s Biggest Fan


I SEE

Dear Zack, I’ve always envied your strong voice. Please! My body is ready! ♥ -Love, Senpai

OH JEEZ SEMPAI MORE THEN NOTICED

Dear dumbstruckC, I’ve always disliked your funny style. It makes me feel better about myself. Thanks. -Love, Senpai 

Dear Jillian, I’ve always envied your girlish face! My body is ready! <3 - Love, Jillian’s No. 1 Stalker

…D8

Dear Matthew, I’ve always been watching you. I like you!! Please go out with me! -Love, Your Little Kouhai

…n-nani?!

Dear grey, I’ve always been watching you. Please! My body is ready! ♥ -Love, grey

Did I really just send myself a love letter? Either I am progressing nicely in my campaign for better self-worth and body acceptance or I am kind of dumb? Orrrrrrrrrr I have an admirer who also goes by grey and loves it as much as I do and that would be amazing! :D

If I try my real name:

Dear savanna, I’ve always envied your dainty wit. It makes me feel better about myself. Thanks. -Love, Mom

Um? I guess it’s true my mom is not very witty…

Dear Lyra, I’ve always tried to ignore your repulsive face. I think I…really really dislike you. -Love, Anonymous

Good game, Anon.

askjustlyra:

uh…oh.

… Crap!

Something for the City of Heroes tag.

Something for the City of Heroes tag.