1) Uh… Am I supposed to?
2) If all I did was eat, sleep, and pee I wouldn’t have been a very useful commodity, now would I?
3) Despite having the power to defeat Twilight and all her friends all at once, Nightmare Moon opted to go the indirect, subtle route and use traps and tricks. In doing so she inadvertently granted Twilight the means to win by giving her the chance to realize what the sixth element was and the opportunity to reach the Elements of Harmony.
Let’s not waste any time on how badly Chrysalis kicked the proverbial dog into the reinforcement warehouse.
4) It’s in the queue. I’m elsewhere at the moment.
5) No comment at this time.
6) Seduction is just one of the many forms of deception. But not one I’m very good at.
7) An interesting proposal, but ultimately one I will not be considering. You make a decent argument, but I just have no intention of changing my tumblr address.
1) Are you kidding? She’s Rarity’s sister. You expected her to be a pushover?
2) Ugh… I’m not… Ugh…
3) Stay ova’ ther’!
4) Hey, did you know you have some blood and stuff on your avatar there? So I drew you some gold armor. And a crown!
5) No it isn’t.
6) Ever been poor and suddenly wasn’t with no prospect if having to go back to being poor? Then shut up. Lesson was learned.
7) You need to get a thesaurus or something, buddy. And some better source material.
8) We aren’t and we don’t.
1) There’s usually at least some stuff changed. The more extreme changes are typically if the game takes place on what is obviously human Earth. If so, then the setting is altered.
Some of the races are done on foot; some are done with horse-drawn carriages.
2) Nah.
3) A temporal rift would open up and alter the past. Either that or nothing.
4) No thanks!
5) It’d feel a lot better if it wasn’t just a comic book.
6) I used to when I was younger. I can’t stand it anymore. I can’t even tell if it’s gone bad or not.
7) I think most ponies picked Helios. On the surface, it’s the nice, peaceful choice. If you dive deeper though, all of the choices had perks and drawbacks. From my position now, I’d say New Dark Age is probably the best choice, though I’d never have the heart to go through with it if I was in J.C’s position.
Plus, I love that ending. It always gave me goosebumps.
1) Oh, no. Not really a fan; I just played Enemy Unknown. Good game. Still don’t like that whole “Oh, your character died; forever” thing. I would have rather had like a permanent debuff to the character instead of death, such to the point that if it happens enough the character eventually becomes useless. That way you could still use the character while training a replacement.
2) I want a pony.
That’s the-… That’s the human thing, right? A child asking for a pony?
Please don’t get me anything. I can’t afford to get you anything back, but I’d feel bad if you got me something and I didn’t get you anything.
3) I suppose I misspoke. Maybe I was less of a slave and more of a prisoner? I dunno; semantics. I wasn’t used by just one pony, though.
4) Did you know that XCOM remake was made in Equestria? They changed so much stuff when they brought it over to you guys.
5) You know, say what you want, but Sombra was the only villain to threaten Equestria in recent memory that didn’t trip over his own plan.
6) Bon-Bon is my roommate. She is most certainly not along for the ride. Sorry, no ménage à trois here.
7) … Uh… Um…
…
Oh, it’s a stuffed animal with pockets.
Plenty, I’m sure.
1) Hadn’t heard about it. Sounds alright, but I’m not ecstatic over the idea or anything.
2) Can’t say I do.
3) I prefer the more arcade-y feeling games. There’s just something magical about holding out a riot shield and getting hammered by a helicopter’s turret fire for a solid 10 seconds, before they give up and you start shooting at them to get their attention again, and then repeat. Also, double flare gun from Future Perfect will never have an equal.
But, ah… The closet thing to a modern military shooter I’ve played even remotely recently was Blacklight: Retribution. Not exactly the same thing.
4) You know, I have heard rumors trickling down. Nothing super significant, but there are talks.
5) You can’t place a price on mental health, especially not on the possibility of all that work and trauma resulting in something significant.
6) I thought you said you read through all of them.
You guys! They updated the Manedroid version of the game! We can move now! Mr. Cake, Bon-Bon, Spitfire, and me all went to visit Zecora and Twilight to celebrate!
1) Hmm… That… That isn’t conclusive, but you’ve produced a reasonable doubt.
2) Again, I have no need nor money to spend on luxury. Sorry.
3) I either had or saw other pony tumblrs get messages early off that were all “You eat cake. That has eggs in it. You’re eating meat.” So I feel the need to clarify the difference between the two.
4) Because if I was tall and thin you’d call me Luigi.
5) And you are. But I know there’s more to it than that. Why else would a society so afraid of change be constantly changing?
6) OH GOLLY-GOSH!
7) I think you’re absolutely right; it’ll show that you don’t know anything about them. Usually a safer bet to get them something they’ll use vs. taking a stab at something more personal and possibly missing entirely, though. If you know anypony you can talk to about the one you’re supposed to buy something for, you might try that.
agentcoffeeseer:
Meant to post this much earlier. Today I’ve been getting Ponyville citizens to sign a petition to fix a not-so-obvious loophole in the system. In short, orphaned children can only have a last name if the identity of their family is found, and can be proven. Additionally, it is possible for a pony to drop their last name, but no way to adopt a new one short of having to marry another pony. With the law I am proposing, any adult without a last name can create one of their own for the sake of legal documents and processes. Note that they still cannot change their first name, and the process of surname adoption will require some paperwork and proof of identification.
If anyone wishes to help me, please contact me over this blog, or in person at the farmer’s market.
And, of course, I’d be very grateful for any help! For obvious reasons.
1) Dag, yo. That is deep. And wide. Like-a… Like-a fountain.
2) Certainly! It’s been a while, though. The endings to the first one were the best of the three, weren’t they?
3) To be completely honest, I’m not terribly versed in comic book anythings. This is awesome, though.
4) Does that sound like the kind of question you just walk up to somepony and ask?
5) Certainly! (Bet you thought it was gonna be this one.)
6) In my experience, most recognize the obvious negatives. There’s just that small fraction that don’t care.
7) Okay. You go get some better opinions and I will be right here waiting for you.
1) I’ll make this simple. Equestria as I and you know it cannot exist without Princess Celestia in power. The Princess has to be free of corruption to rule (though also free of innocence). If the Princess is free of corruption, then none of this grimdark murder-spree garbage is going to happen. Not in present day Equestria, at any rate.
2) Getting that strange sensation you don’t understand how this family-friendly tumblr thing that I’m running works.
3) I’m defensive against stereotypes about appearance and weight. I’m accusing bronies of being perverted spies.
4) Ugh…
5) Didn’t seem necessary. She was completely and totally defeated. Plus, Twilight was the only one she was ever really after. The amulet’s corruption is what directed her hate toward others. But mostly, if you’re standing in front of the winner of a magic duel, probably not a good idea to get into their business.
6) ‘Cause I don’t want you bringin’ your circle 'round here (Warning: Coarse Language).
7) Yes, but I don’t know if I’ve ever explicitly explained what that entailed.
You’re not a very good liar.
1) You gotta laugh at having a luck of 1. Not sure I deserve such high strength and endurance stats, though.
2) Wouldn’t the pun be Neighgerian? Though I guess that looks sort of goofy. Whatever.
3) Can’t argue with that. Hey, Krastos! You seein’ this?!
4) What? Why didn’t you give me Revive? I could have had him back up on his paws and layin’ into aliens in seconds! It was the part right before the end with the Sectopods, though, wasn’t it? One of my heavies got a critical hit to the face at that part. He survived but he was really hurt. Last boss was a little underwhelming, though, wasn’t it? I would have taken him out with just one sniper if I hadn’t accidentally shot the wrong target on his second shot from Double Tap. Still ended up dropping ‘em before it ever got a chance to act.
Nice game, but despite the time invested it still felt short. Thanks for sharing, though!
5) Why would I be?
1) What does that have to do with who set the cameras up?
2) That’s an expensive habit there, buddy.
3) Non-ponies are fully capable of filling earth and pegasus pony positions. It’s just that too many typical unicorns can’t.
4) Sure. Sounds like a hoot.
5) Maybe not as far as a hope, but I certainly wouldn’t have to worry about Sweetie’s career taking off.
6) Used to be. And it’s because Princess Celestia wanted to find the source. If all she did was clean up the streets, whatever was causing the gang lifestyle to flourish would have moved elsewhere, where it would take longer to find again and be harder to track. Everyday the Princess had to make conscious decisions that I’d never want to make, but they had to be done.
And the source was found and eliminated. It led back to the former griffon government, hence the rocky political situation between us.
7) Don’t be silly! Ah-ha! I’m fine! I’m on top of things like a cake topper!
1) Sorry, can’t fake enthusiasm. When you’ve hung around CUE as long as I have- it takes more than a few short-duration age spells to catch my attention.
As for the fate of Ponyville, I don’t think so. I’m sure Twilight’s reputation would have taken a hit if she couldn’t solve things before Princess Celestia showed up, but that’s about all that was ever at stake.
2) What you’re probably referring to is their face and size, I’d assume. And those differences are because, like zebras, they aren’t ponies. They’re still equines, but Arabians are horses. You’ll also note they have no cutie mark.
3) Eh… Don’t think my “stats” would translate very well into the Fallout universe. Probably safe to assume I’d just suck.
4) Sure was. Mostly it was nice to have a break from mining stone for Trixie’s stupid statues.
5) Thanks! I do my best between salon trips!
6) A powerful mage in her own right, but she lacks a solid foundation. She knows some more advanced spells that you wouldn’t expect, but she’s never gonna get much better without going back and focusing on the basics.
7) No. We manage her diet to avoid that.
8) Mang, dat’s racist.
