1) Alright! Alright! I’m a mare!

Cels…

2) Well, what else would I do?

3) I went to one of Boscov’s once. I think I’ve been to one or two others before. Obviously not for my family.

4) I know what you’re talking about. They only look and smell like fruit as camouflage. They’re still fleshy, meaty animals.

5) Technically.

6) I decline. Like anypony would be surprised.

7) No, but I ably abscond.

1) That sounds like the worst idea.

2) I dunno. Looks a little too complicated. Too many steps.

3) No.

4) ‘Kay bye!

5) Nope. Because I’m not obsessed with humans. Nor am I that good at thinking up lyrics.

6) How mnemonic. Too bad it’s such a terrible one.

7) I think you already did this joke, whatever it’s supposed to be referencing.

1) I could maybe see for recreational purposes, but that’s one expensive toy.

2) I could be! But I’m not… It’s hard to type and dance at the same time.

3) Unaware? Why do you think it didn’t spread? Do you have any idea how much worse it could have been? What do you think caused it to end? Though it doesn’t seem like you know much of anything on the subject.

If it’s any consolation, the ultimate implications of the acts in question aren’t hidden. Be pretty hard to hide border’s between two countries being closed.

4) Heh heh, Big McLargehooves.

Eh-But I dunno. We’ve never spoke.

5) Okie dokie. Not exactly something I’d ever call a group of ponies.

I tried to find what a group of humans are called, but couldn’t find anything that wasn’t referring to a societarian collection of individuals.

6) You have to be a unicorn with a massive magical affinity and serve for several years in a regular branch of the guard. Then you have to be hoof chosen; there are no auditions. If you accept you serve for 5 years and then retire. When it’s over you can never work in any branch of the guard ever again.

Oh yeah, and if you accept you’re considered deceased. Even after you retire no pony can ever know who you once were.

1) I need a break from reality.

2) I’m sorry. I went back several posts to try and find what you’re talking about and I got nothin’.

3) I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve been asked to do this joke. I like this variation, though.

4) I can’t. Music copyright laws are really strict here. Only reason I could do Love is in Bloom is because it’s public domain.

5) Is that like a Sacrier?

6) I won’t.

7) I wouldn’t be too concerned unless s/he starts jumping.

By the by, if anypony is feeling Hearth’s Warming-y still, I made this last year for Boscov (and almost no pony else listened to it).

Enjoy!

1) No no no, didn’t you see the anon from before? My butt is a mountain.

2) And I’ll get to play that soon! I’m excited! I got tons of great stuff this year!

3) No~.

4) There’s no reliable answer. Griffons say they did it; dragons say they did it. Both with outlandish explanations that can’t be proven. And even if true, who did it before them? We know that the planet used to have a balanced day/night cycle on it’s own, but while we don’t know how long ago that stopped, we know it would take a long time to slow down.

5) This is terrible, but I’m still trying to figure that out. I know what to get Krastos, but I still don’t know what to get Sweetie, Tootsie, or Bon-Bon. Hopefully as I get better I’ll be able to think straight for once.

6) Old question, but as a reminder it’s Roboplus. Don’t just send me a random invite, though. Let me know who you are.

7) Mint! Hey! Good to hear from you! How are you? Sorry we never got to play City of Heroes again before it closed down.

1) Thanks for the gift! I always wanted to try Bastion!

2) Thanks! Unfortunately I can’t relax much. Even if I’m too sick to go now, I have to operate under the assumption I’ll be better by Friday, which means I gotta get ready!

3) I’d appreciate some sort of warning before hoof. For example, I would have declined the invite from York and Grey, but I recognized their Steam names as being theirs.

I don’t log on to it much right now, but feel free to yell at me if you see me on!

And I’ll be trying to catch up on all the backed up messages starting tomorrow. I might be finally getting better!

Sorry. Didn’t mean for things to get dire for you. I mulled it over and I’ll let everypony know my steam name.

I’m Roboplus on Steam (Like Robot where the t is a + wrote out, get it?)

As for coming over, to be frank my stomach is upset and I’m spending a little more time in the bathroom than I’d like. Not comfortable having company right now. Bon-Bon, Sweetie, and Tootsie will be back tomorrow evening. I’m sure they’d be delighted to welcome you over then!

There is no way Bon-Bon is letting me keep that in the house. Hmm…. Maybe Krastos would want it… Thanks, though!

Merry Chr-… Wait what? Happy Hearth’s Warming!

Thanks, Rainbow! Unfortunately, I’m not getting to spend today with anypony. Bon-Bon went to do Hearth’s Warming with her cousin because I got Tootsie sick. She called a few hours ago to let me know she and Tootsie’s parents are all sick now too. And Sweetie’s with her family.

It’s just me and the dog here. I opened up some awesome presents, though. Can’t wait to get better and get everypony else some good stuff!

askmademoisellerarity:

cladz:

CHRISTMAS REQUEST PAL!!!

This is the request made for you guys!

I hope, you guy enjoyed the stream

~Your Generous and fabulous Santa Rarity!!

I asked for a Sweetie Belle and got upgraded to a Sweetie-Bot!

I appreciate the help, but I don’t know how else to tell you folks this.

I wasn’t sick and then got pink eye. I was sick and got pink eye. I’m still sick. I’ve been all but trapped in my bed for the last week and a half. My symptoms keep changing and I don’t even know what I’ve got anymore. If this is just a cold, it’s the worst, longest, multi-staged cold in the history of ever. It’s definitely not any kind of upper repository infection I’ve ever had. I keep having to stop this very recording just to cough.

What I’m saying is anypony, or bear, that I hadn’t already got a present for is going to have to wait until I’m better. At this point I’m facing the possibility of not even being able to go with Krastos on the trip we had planned around New Years.

1) Plenty, I imagine. But they’d inevitably dig too deep and wind up in royal hot water.

2) West end of what?

3) Yes, I’ve heard the song before. Luna forbid I not be intricately aware of the lyrics of every song ever produced on command.

4) Seriously, even if it’s just the episode it came from, that one scene from the original Dragon Ball where Oolong yells at Goku for asking him if he likes bacon. I’ve wanted to use that scene like a hundred times at this point.

5) Whatever. I hold no responsibility for your actions.

6) All conflicts are just comprised of two sides fighting each other. History is determined by the victor. Don’t believe me? What do you think your world’s various settlers did to the natives of the American continent? How do you think history would have viewed their genocide if the natives won?

7) I’m not your onee-sama, buddy.

askfuselight:

Okay so my accuracy isn’t perfect. It’s the thought that counts!

((Featuring AskLyra! This was drawn before the whole eye thing though. Just assume it works.))

A little more warning next time would be nice. But thanks!

Hang in there Lyra!  BTW: Source.

Thanks, E!

I fully intended to dance to this song at some point today, but I’m too sick.

Edit: I did it anyway.