
1) Hey Rainbow! Ice was a little thinner than I thought it’d be, but no worries! Nothing bad happened! And it’s always nice to be compared to somepony like Octavia.
2) Hey! Looks good! Little confusing with all the little light things floating around but it’s awesome to see it in motion!
3) Hm. Interesting line. To be honest, I’m not quite sure what to make of it. The line seems to accept the notion that evil is a societarian construct used to distinguish actions and thought processes, but does so without overtly acknowledging it. Further, that it can be used as a proverbial “banner” to march behind toward a common, nefarious goal. And to be honest, I’d never thought of that much before.
4) Are you nuts? I love Krastos, but everypony knows to stay away from Tier 15!
5) Cool! I mean, I was going anyway, but now I can bring Krastos and Bon-Bon!
6) Strawberry, I’m only warning you because I love you.
7) No. That sounds horrible. Again. When the day comes and Krastos and I move in together, I still don’t want to be around him every second of every day. Krastos and I can have some very different interests and we need time apart to pursue them.
For my money, that’s the main reason for couples breaking up. You gotta have ‘me’ time.

1) I don’t recognize that name. Have anything by them to share? I may have heard something by them and not known it.
2) I… Don’t even remember why I wasn’t answering that. Couldn’t have been that bad. Yeah. Fine. I like peaches. What did I just admit to?
3) … Pfft-! Bwa~h Ha Ha Ha Ha~! Oh! Oh Cels! Hah Hahahahaha! Oh wait, you’re serious?
A pony’s cutie mark is a representation of a talent, not a mutation. Even if such a thing could happen, it wouldn’t be their special talent.
4) Good idea, Moneypenny. Wait, wrong franchise. Ninety-Nine?
5) Is it annoying? Yeah. Was it better before? Yeah. But it’s really not that big of a deal. At least for what I use it for. But then again I rarely reblog, which is the main problem I’ve heard besides older computers/poor internet connection.
6) Excuse you. Technically unicorns are a minority too. Most ponies are earth ponies.
7) I don’t know for certain. It’s probably part of it, but there probably isn’t just one answer either.

1) Hey now! Addicted is a strong word!
2) Not really much for book readin’. I read plenty of stuff. I just prefer, you know, interactive formats. Like games!
3) Uh huh… Well, I imagine they’d do quite a burst of damage in the short term, considering they lie belligerently, before Pinkie Pie inevitably employs some sure-fire method for their complete and total destruction.
4) Not this Discord-being-free business again. Like I wouldn’t know something catastrophic like that had happened.
5) Only at having horns and using magic with them.
6) Ever? It’s done out of necessity, not because I want to. If I never had to do it again it’d save me plenty of time. And while I’ve never put off answering a question because there was inappropriate wording or subject matter being used, I have had to put off answering a set of questions entirely because I didn’t have enough time during that session on tumblr to prepare them.
7) I noticed! I saw you in my followers list and was a little confused at first before I investigated.
… You know what? [omitted] it. I’ll just stay home.
Hey Spike! I heard you were… Uh… Nevermind. I’ll ask Applebloom tomorrow.
… Sorry for interrupting. I’ll come back later.
Hey. It’s me. I already had in mind to draw you for 2 days, and now here it is! Heh, thanks for being an awesome friend, we should talk more often. :)
Now in few less words: Enjoy your drawing! :3
Thanks, Rainbow! This looks great! Heading out to go ice skating with Krastos now, but I’ll try to catch up with you later! Take care!


If dare ye to question,
Then an answer I’ll yield.
Our destination be westward,
To a place long concealed.
‘Neath the frigid isle of Midday,
Where the sun too long shines.
Lies a cove left unseen,
By all her shorelines.
But were an educated diver
To descend through the deep.
Then the booty does lie,
In that flooded old keep.
Now to the engines you knave,
You salty, swollen mass.
If somepony gets that treasure first…
I’ll Keelhaul your [omitted]!
(Source: cresentbladedbrony.deviantart.com)

1) Okay. So this one time I was watching somepony else play Deus Ex: Invisible War, and he was dragging somepony’s body around and decided to put them in a burning trashcan. Well, something in the physics bugged (very common back then) when he did it, and the trashcan slowly tilted backward… Then lurched forward and flung the body through the air, ragdolling and on fire, off into the distance!
But that wasn’t the end. About an hour later he stumbles upon the wreckage of a huge robot with a burning corpse smack dab in the middle of it. We all busted out laughing!
2) How about we not talk about that?
3) Sounds like I was right to avoid it. I don’t like horror anything.
4) Close enough.
5) “Who writes this [omitted]?”
6) Remember that one bathroom scene from Liar Liar (mild language)? Basically that.

1) Here.

2) Colonel, I thought you said this was a peacekeeping operation. What am I supposed to do with explosives?
3) Don’t you remember Mario 1 through 64? He tried! It didn’t work! He just keeps coming back! After that many times I’d give up on finishing him off too.
4) I’m more interested in human culture and how it relates to the hand, if anything. A minotaur has hands too, you know. One finger less, but pretty close.
5) I like using the peace-offering.
6) Bon-Bon is good! Focusing on getting things in order in her life. Tumblr is just a website, after all.
7) You know! That one thing we all have in common!
Our coats! We all have the same coat color! So I guess we’d…
… I think I see your point.
(Source: equestria-election.deviantart.com)
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1) If I’m being completely honest, I don’t think she much cares for you.
2) I believe I said something to that effect word-for-word once before.
3) The what-of-where now?
4) Want me to just start dropping random, unsourced lines and see how you like it?
5) I wouldn’t know for certain. You could try asking Krastos, but I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t answer.
You know, because it’s less than none of your business.
6) Sounds like a lot of lessons cropped up in rapid succession. You don’t suppose they were linked, do you?
7) I can’t imagine why you were jumped.
Wait, what was that part about Sweet Apple Acres flooding twice?


1) And I won’t.
2) I’m so terribly surprised that somepony went there after I used the word benefit. That’s never happened before!
3) Why can’t it be good company? Or delightful company? I’d love some delightful company!
4) No thank you.
5) Not bad. I feel it could be better. But I think I’ve realized why I tend to shy away from human Japanese rock. They seem to place a greater importance on the vocalist, such to the point that it overshadows the rest of the sound while the lead is singing. Nothing wrong with that, just not my preference.
6) Certainly! Then again Scribblenauts isn’t the most difficult game out there.
7) Did you know that neither select nor start was originally part of the code? Select was just how you changed Contra to two player, and Start was how you began the game.
8) Right. Sorry.
9) I’ve never found anything on The Onion funny out of every time I’ve been linked there. I’m not sayin’. I’m just sayin’. Know what I’m sayin’, saiyan?


!1) What are you talking about? Where’s your sources?
2) If I’m judging a book by its cover, which I’d have to do in order to answer without already having watched it, I’d say no.
3) Create? Definitely not. Join? I can’t imagine being invited.
4) Artistic representations; though I suppose one of the other Lyra’s might have.
5) Are you serious? The barrel, duh! Only took me three or four tries on that train mission. But that barrel… Of course, this was another fun one.

6) Of course! Right! Yeah.
7) Is… Is that wrong? I mean, I took care of her for over a year. Now all I have left of her is her dog.
Her parents didn’t want Simple.
8) Actually, no. Her parents live on the other side of town, closer to Rarity. It’s not like it’s out of walking distance or anything! Just, you know… further away than you’d go without having a specific reason to…
I have… well, news. It’s not bad news. It’s good news! Well… Yeah.
I met with Sweetie Belle’s parents today and they’ve decided they’d rather look after her themselves. The time they spent with her while she was sick showed them how important she was to them and they’ll be traveling a lot less. Which is good! This is everything Sweetie needed in her life and more! I mean, I’ll miss her of course. But… This is good for her…
I’ll still see her, just you know, not as often.
Anyway, I…
…
That’s all.