1) No. And neither is this, but at least it’s funny (Warning: Strong Language).
2) Aw. It used to be Vega, so I’ll count that! I like Dudley, though. Not that I’m any good at Street Fighter.
3) I might lose my cool.
4) Nah. It’s a scam. That candy isn’t free. There are hidden fees. Foals! Ask your parents about hidden fees! And parents! It’s never too early to sit your foal down and explain hidden fees! They are a dangerous, but naturally occurring part of our economy!
5) Nothing but good vibes as far as I can tell! Great track!
6) Of course! Was there ever any doubt?
7) Is it just me, or are colt bands more… forward than they used to be?
1) Well I don’t want you to cram. I’d rather you be at ease when I see you than shell-shocked. Great news about those days off, though!
2) She knew. I don’t know how long she knew, but long before I ever got wrapped up in things. As for when, that’s actually easy to trace. When she closed the borders between us and the griffon nation it cut both ends of the supply-line. Nothing to gain on either side anymore, so the gangs starved.
3) The origins of the phrase are funnier yet, if you consider how anypony could ever use it seriously.
4) Of course not. You didn’t choose your life anymore than I did. You haven’t squandered opportunity anymore than I have. Those opportunities and their potential outcomes may have a difference of night and day, but you can’t control that anymore than the next pony. Live your life. Do with it as you wish, so long as you harm nopony but yourself. But if you live with regret or hate, you’ve nopony but yourself to blame.
5) No no. CUE certainly had an impact on my life, but B was never that involved. He was around, but he had different tasks to attend to. He’s just a friend.
6) Looks like somepony needs a reminder.
Turned out to be a good game! Little disappointed at that last call. It looked like holding to me. But that was pretty good! 49ers almost made it back! And they had a tremendous recovery either way! From 22 down to 3! And they closed that gap in half a quarter!
Good game!
askblackstrawberry asked: I don't understand this whole game...
Okay, when the offense has the ball they pass it to the quarterback who either passes it to somepony else (who is considered a receiver) or runs it themselves. The goal of the offense is to get the ball, in somepony’s hooves, in the opponent’s end zone (Touchdown). Which side of the field they head towards switches after halftime. That’s the brightly colored part at either side of the field with the goal posts.
They only have four chances to do it every 10 yards, though. If they fail to either get those 10 yards or make the goal, then wherever the ball is, the defense becomes the offense and it’s their turn to drive the ball to the opposite side of the field. That’s why you see punts or field goals on 4th down; it’s the offense’s last chance to either get a point from their drive (Field Goal) or put some more distance between the ball and their own goal (Punt).
Defense just tries to stop the offense. Defense can’t hit a receiver while they’re trying to catch the ball (that’s pass interference), but they can hit the ball, tackle somepony on the ground with the ball, sack the quarterback (just means to tackle them before they throw or run), or catch the ball themselves (Interception).
A single touchdown is 6 points. After a touchdown the offense has one last play to either make another touchdown or take a field goal (kick the ball between the goal posts). A follow up field goal is an additional 1 (total 7) while a follow up touchdown (Two-Point Conversion) is an additional 2 (total 8). A stand alone field goal is 3. Once the stand alone field goal or touchdown follow up is over, the defense gets the ball (via a punt) and becomes the offense.
That’s the basic jest of it!
I’d have never believed it after that first half and that kick-off return. But way to bring it back! Especially so fast!
Wow. Game’s a lot more enjoyable when you aren’t rooting for either side.
Kick-off return from halftime!
End zone to end zone!
Touchdown!
You know, I like watching human football. But I can’t stand to see completely unnecessary fighting. They were literally just punching each other on the ground! Not okay.
2) Pretty sure the majority of that is exaggerated, but thanks just the same!
3) Right. Because having to physically take care of a foal is what I liked about Sweetie being here.
Strawberry, you’re like, a hundred times older than I am.
4) Going to ignore the majority of that message.
What if my parents were earth ponies too? Maybe I’m just the result of chance and a recessive allele.
5) I think that’s just storytelling magic. I mean, I understand waking up and making some short, loud noise. But full-blown screaming? Does that really happen?
6) Sounds like dragons to me.
7) Will it eat me? Y/N ?
Also, that link in the first answer is for you.
I am so sorry…
I’ll get you a towel.
It’s in my mane! IT’S IN MY EYES!
1) After you were old enough, you either became one of the older kids that looked out for the younger ones, putting your life on the line, or you walked quickly everywhere and hid.
I didn’t walk fast enough.
It lasted until I got this scar I cover up on my stomach, and it ended the way it began. I may not have always been shackled, but I was enslaved for a long time.
2) Because she moved back home.
… I miss her.
3) Too overt. She’s way more passive aggressive than that. Plus, she doesn’t hate me. She just thinks I’m a useless drain-on-society. At least that’s what I coxed out of Bon-Bon once.
4) Hmm…
5) Ow. I used to know a stallion that loved that game, but I never played it.
6) I dunno. I guess I’m supposed to be a pillar of virtue or something, in which circumstances are ignored and all things must be equal.
I’m lazy, I’m nosy, I don’t have a proper education, my grades were poor, I was promiscuous, and let’s be honest, I’ve contradicted myself more than once. I don’t know why anypony would look up to me.
1) The video.
2) My response.
3) You triggered my reaction ability, Spell Reflect, which always has a 100% chance of blocking and reflecting the first spell used against me that’s damage exceeds my maximum health. Enjoy.
4) You’re welcome, though how many interpretations have you heard?
5) I know you are, mate. Yup.
6) Well now that’s not fair to judge somepony based on the tumblrs they follow. I don’t follow any tumblrs with explicit content, but that doesn’t mean I don’t check any. I just hold myself to a higher public standard than most.
All-in-all it just sounds like your typical game-minded amateur RP character that was created based on mechanical ability rather than personality. Though after checking the page myself, decidedly not work-safe.
but you have a point i guess…
Oh right. The one with the eyes, mouth, and angry bulging vein. Got it!
1) [Omiiiiiiiiiiiiited]! Alright fine. Whatever. At least I can talk about peaches now. I love peaches!
2) O rly den?
3) Huh. I mean yeah; Ditzy and Carrot have been family friends for as long as I’ve known them. But I don’t know who that stallion is. In fact, I’ve never seen him at all before. And that first picture looks like it was taken in Ponyville too.
4) Mako! I know him! He played Aku!
Gonna have to go with Aku.
5) Sam and Max is good! Pretty sure I’ve done this joke before but I won’t let that stop me!
6) Do I think a poorly conceived, abstract characterization of our princess, defined by committing various acts of sexual assault, would be a good ruler?
… I’m sure she’s had plenty of practice measuring the length of somethin’.
1) Hey Rainbow! Ice was a little thinner than I thought it’d be, but no worries! Nothing bad happened! And it’s always nice to be compared to somepony like Octavia.
2) Hey! Looks good! Little confusing with all the little light things floating around but it’s awesome to see it in motion!
3) Hm. Interesting line. To be honest, I’m not quite sure what to make of it. The line seems to accept the notion that evil is a societarian construct used to distinguish actions and thought processes, but does so without overtly acknowledging it. Further, that it can be used as a proverbial “banner” to march behind toward a common, nefarious goal. And to be honest, I’d never thought of that much before.
4) Are you nuts? I love Krastos, but everypony knows to stay away from Tier 15!
5) Cool! I mean, I was going anyway, but now I can bring Krastos and Bon-Bon!
6) Strawberry, I’m only warning you because I love you.
7) No. That sounds horrible. Again. When the day comes and Krastos and I move in together, I still don’t want to be around him every second of every day. Krastos and I can have some very different interests and we need time apart to pursue them.
For my money, that’s the main reason for couples breaking up. You gotta have ‘me’ time.
1) I don’t recognize that name. Have anything by them to share? I may have heard something by them and not known it.
2) I… Don’t even remember why I wasn’t answering that. Couldn’t have been that bad. Yeah. Fine. I like peaches. What did I just admit to?
3) … Pfft-! Bwa~h Ha Ha Ha Ha~! Oh! Oh Cels! Hah Hahahahaha! Oh wait, you’re serious?
A pony’s cutie mark is a representation of a talent, not a mutation. Even if such a thing could happen, it wouldn’t be their special talent.
4) Good idea, Moneypenny. Wait, wrong franchise. Ninety-Nine?
5) Is it annoying? Yeah. Was it better before? Yeah. But it’s really not that big of a deal. At least for what I use it for. But then again I rarely reblog, which is the main problem I’ve heard besides older computers/poor internet connection.
6) Excuse you. Technically unicorns are a minority too. Most ponies are earth ponies.
7) I don’t know for certain. It’s probably part of it, but there probably isn’t just one answer either.