1) Who decides what constitutes being rich? Is wealth not worth working for? And if not, why ever strive for advancement?
No. I’m no fool. I’m just bitter because I’m poor.
2) I haven’t seen more than a clip or two but the answer is Freddie.
3) Okay. That means what to me?
4) …
5) Okay! Not that you’d be able to tell the difference, of course.
6) It’s not bad. Kermit’s just a whiner.
7) Elite guards? You mean CUE? Their job isn’t technically to protect the princess. It’s to protect the country. Most of the things they do are handled before the public ever knows about them.
I felt bad that Muted Grey died so I played again on hard mode, this time with Krastos in charge! Though we started off with dangerously low supplies, through Krastos’ shrewd trading and grueling pace we all made it!
Mr. Cake never even got sick and Muted Grey only got sick once, but Rainbow Scoots and I got infected. In fact, Rainbow Scoots got bit twice but I think that was just bad luck. We’re still okay, though! Never used a single medkit!
I beat Organ Trail!
Krastos, Bon-Bon and I all arrived unscathed. Unfortunately Fuselight must have stuck his wings out the window because he was infected. Still seemed okay, though. And sorry Muted Grey. You didn’t make it. It was my first time playing and you were sick and I wasn’t paying attention to your health. I’m so sorry.
Game took a lot longer than I was expecting, though.
1) Ninjas are just assassins. They’re ancient hitmares, nothing more. What would that accomplish and how would that allow me to retain any aspect of who I am? I’d be a completely different pony!
2) Nope. I skipped around but nothing ever happens. Bo~ri~ng!
3) Pretty sure it was Princess Cadance and Spike, with invaluable help from Twilight.
4) If this is a SSB game, sure. Just as well as anypony else with full health.
5) So you fight the good fight using asklyra.
6) Find me the full sheet music, with zero cost from my wallet, with complete lead and bass for the entire piece, and I’ll spend the month or two it’ll take to put it all together.
I see no reason to believe anything will change, especially not immediately.
I’ve yet to see any indication that she’s become anymore powerful than she already was. Not that flight is any small feat, but she could already self-levitate. Everypony in Ponyville already knew she was Princess Celestia’s student. If ever she called out, everypony in town already listened and was ready to act when necessary. It might seem different, but ask yourself what’s really changed.
The biggest adjustment for anypony to make will be for Twilight herself. Her personal identity has been altered. We’ve always known who Twilight was, even if only subconsciously. She’s the one that’ll need to come to terms with who and what she really is.
1) Why aren’t you afraid of- oh right… You used to climb trees…
Alright fine. You win. But I’ve been to Cloudsdale. We’ll see how brave you are once we’re so high above the clouds the ground looks like a dirty place-mat. I have an iron nerve.
… Unfortunately that will probably be the last nerve I have left…
2) Gilda? Not everypony that lives through hardship grows into a gentle lady.
3) Don’t know that a commentary on the subject would amount to much. It does whether we want it to or not.
4) That’s… disturbing… And on two different levels, no less! Congratu-creepy-lations!
5) Oh my Cels! Really?! Oh my goodness! Tell me all about it! What happened? Did you get hurt? Did you have to fight a southpaw? Are you a southpaw? What did you win? Do you still box? How do you train? Do you have a lot of boxing friends? Oh my goodness! I never thought I’d get to meet a human boxer before!
6) A-and I know that. I don’t know why I didn’t mention it. I just meant that I’m not really that familiar with Atlus as a developer, let alone the team that works on those games. Now as a distributor, of course. Any fan of SRPGs knows the name Atlus. They brought over Disgaea which single-hoofedly revived the entire genre!
7) It was a good day! Shame it has to be such a solemn anniversary, though.
1) There’s no Mardi Gras in our world because there’s no stigma agai- THERE ARE NO CROTCH-BOOBS!
2) Ordinarily no. But yes!
3) Four white mages? That’ll never work!
4) I haven’t. But I played Hunter: The Reckoning! That was fun!
5) That only happened in one of your daydreams after he walloped you in that one flash game.
Personally, I got as far as Tigger’s invisible ball and said forget it. The leveling up was cool, though!
6) Tea is good. I personally prefer sweet tea, but I drink other kinds with Krastos. I think he appreciates tea more than I do.
7) Get a steady job.
If you’d told me two years ago that Twilight Sparkle was going to become an alicorn, and somehow convinced me you were telling the truth, I’d have been irate. The notion that somepony born into a well-off family, with all the opportunity in the world and little hardship, would be rewarded with such a prestigious gift would have left me frothing at the mouth like a rabid animal.
I’ve watched Twilight for quite some time, wishing I had her life. That I could have been born with such potential. That surely I wouldn’t squander it with pointless study in mundane arts like turning an apple into an orange or growing facial hair.
But after all that I’ve witnessed, I’ve begun to understand that I’m not meant to hold such power. For all the magic at her disposal, Twilight has a level of restraint that can only be matched by an alicorn. Were it me, I would have used it to right every wrong I’d ever witnessed. And I don’t think that would have ended too well.
Information on alicorns are a secret even I’ve never had access to. Maybe nothing’s really changed. Maybe Twilight always had the characteristics of an alicorn, just not the appearance. Maybe the spell she completed was the very spell that transformed her, and required a very specific series of circumstances and relationships. Maybe this isn’t the first time it’s happened, just the first time it’s happened this way.
I’ve digressed a bit, but what I’m trying to get to is that I’m happy for her. I still wish it were me; that I could have been given such a reward for the ordeals I overcame. I can’t help that. But she lived the majority of her life in near isolation and learned more about the magic of friendship in a very brief period of time, than anypony else has in their entire life. And that’s a trial I wouldn’t want to undertake.
So here’s to you, Princess Twilight! You deserve everything you’ve achieved and I can only look forward to what you’ll accomplish next!
Just don’t expect me to call you Princess very often.
It looks very Discord.
And I keep getting messages about Discord being free.
And I’m… kinda freakin’ out?
It’s snowing, raining, and I think I just saw somepony pass by with sunburns. I wouldn’t venture out into that storm if I were you.
The clouds in the sky are patchwork.
I think I’ll stay inside today.
1) Uh… Probably not. Only times I ever watched a video stream of a game for more than a few minutes were the Twitch videos the City of Heroes Devs did. And those were the developers of the game talking about and showing upcoming content while answering questions.
2) What joy? You can’t appreciate the freedom you have because you’ve never lived without. You can’t enjoy good food because you’ve never survived on scraps. You’re incapable of comprehending what a good bed feels like because you’ve never slept on stone. What’s a vacation to somepony who’s never really worked a day in their life?
What privilege? Compared to me you’re barely alive.
3) Only in the sense that you should recognize it and try to control yourselves. Same as everypony else.
4) Isn’t the Crystal Empire a part of Equestria?
5) You are still just trying to get me to say “no,” right? You can’t be serious.
6) Uh… What are you asking?
7) Of course. Once you replace soldiers with automations, be they machines or enchantments, it removes mortality from the battlefield. If citizens no longer need to lay down their lives for a war, the only limiting factor is resources. And if winning means gaining those resources back, why stop fighting? Ever. Why allow peace to limit wealth?
War can certainly change, but not for the better.
1) Having resided in decidedly unpleasant living conditions, I have no interest in immersing myself in an imaginary iteration. If that makes sense.
2) Oh havens no! Wrestling is dangerous!
I like boxing.
3) I was friends with her right here on tumblr.
And I was three out of four of those things myself growing up. Shouldn’t be hard to see how I can relate.
4) … Heh heh…
Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh.
No. That’s silly.
5) No, because that sounds like one of those jokes that violate personal space.
What’s a 1950s? Haha. I love doing that.
6) All Hail The One True Maize!
7) My Eyeballs.
Can’t really do things quick when I answer this stuff in the order I receive it.
1) Wait, what? Carnie? Like Carnival folk? Is that a rampant problem?
2) How about Mumm-Ra-’ve already done this joke.
Could always go back to the tried and true.
3) Not in particular. Doesn’t sound very wholesome.
4) Why would anypony working in erotic videos go by an alias that sounds like or contains their name?
5) I don’t know anything about the comic. I don’t know anything about Persona 4. I don’t know anything about Persona. Heck, I don’t even know anything about SMT outside of Nocturne and the little I played of the MMO. And Nocturne was sort of an alternate dimension deal, so it had little to do with SMT proper.
I was excited at first, but SMT4 doesn’t look interesting to me. I think I might have just liked Nocturne rather than the series.
6) Wouldn’t that be “To make Hell look worse?” Or is this commentary on segregation?
7) Not something I’d advertise. Littlest Pet Shop just means less room to house the animals, which would mean a smaller selection.