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1) Works for me!
2) HI I’M FINE. NO I DO NOT.
3) ▷Pray
4) Millions of years, evidently. It’s a lot to take in. I wasn’t aware that coal was a fossil fuel either. We have that. Never heard of this petroleum, though. Which seems strange.
5) They were snickerdoodles, which I love, but I wasn’t even upset that she-… that you ate them. I just didn’t want you to ruin your dinner.
6) Are you nuts?! I didn’t even punish her!
1) B: You seriously underestimate what we’re capable of if you think I need any assistance masking my presence.
2) Not terribly huge on the number 27, sorry. 9 x 3, sure, but what else is it good for?
3) Sorry, classified. If you’re world has taught us one undeniable truth, it’s the value of keeping secrets. You mares just throw everything out there, unsecured, for who knows to see!
4) And I’m sure you’re very proud of yourself.
6) I’d be delighted! You’re just so cute! I can feel my brain turning to mush and I don’t care!
7) I believe we’ve discussed my feelings on your quack-of-a-doctor once before.
just a think I did for 30minute challenge… I dont even know… lol
If you request Freebird one more time…
1) W… What? I… What? I don’t… I don’t know. Knowing my trolling followers it would probably be something distasteful anyway.
Clearly I wouldn’t be able to post it. I wouldn’t even be comfortable hiding it behind a link. I mean I’d see it, obviously. If it’s good it’d probably get circulated around on… without naming anything, websites that circulate that sort of material. But, I guess that question is about me, huh? How would I feel? And I… I guess it would depend on the content. Sorry if that’s vague.
2) Look, I’m not going to pretend I’ve ever liked the look of… that, on anything. But human ones are just… gross.
3) B: But why the [omitted] does he keep asking me about movies?
Just finish reading the [omitted] wiki.
B: Doubtful. The rules of our order are vague. Somepony who embodies laws and regulations would be ill-fit to handle the decisions we must make. The greater good rarely feels great or good.
B: A member of CUE may retire, but none ever have. A mental breakdown is possible, but has never taken place. Anything more specific I cannot say.
4) Before you ask, no, I didn’t have to censor that. I just didn’t like the content of your message.
5) The movie? Should I ask how?
6) Okay! Now you just have to wait for Hearth’s Warming!
7) Thanks anon who is obviously Strawberry!
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1) The grass will always be greener. It gets to me sometimes, sure, but I try to let it go. It’s not healthy and it doesn’t change anything.
2) The schools of magic aren’t divided by color in this world. For that matter learning more complex magic, especially things not related to your cutie mark, isn’t really common and not something most are taught in school. Most of the magic I learned was taught outside of an academic setting.
I like support. That’s usually what I go for in a game. But in reality most of my magic, if applied toward self-defensive purposes, would be best utilized in self-modification/damage dealing applications.
3) I didn’t! That’s fantastic! But are you sure? I see he worked in a lot of Armored Core games, but I can’t find a connection between him and Seamar- men.
4) I beg your pardon?
5) Would you believe I’ve been asked before (#8)?
6) Yeah. You humans really need to get on top of controlling the weather. That’d be a huge step toward a more harmonious world. A weathermare is somepony who controls the weather, not makes vague, often inaccurate predictions.
1) Oh, sorry. But yeah, not really complicated. There are non-herbalistic societies in our world and they tend to not be as peaceful.
2) Uh, alright. Just let me know if you need anything.
3) Sorry everypony. This tumblr’s over. Some random guy decided to end my life so I can’t run this this thing anymore. Goodbye everypony.
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Now wouldn’t you just feel awful? Yeah… I bet you’d cry a river…
4) How… does that happen? The unidentified matter thing. Does your planet have some kind of bone-eating monster or something? Maybe I should look this up myself.
5) Those that do typically would only use them on long hiking trips or the like. I suppose some incredibly busy individual might use one to keep working while they eat, but it would be a very odd sight.
6) What difference does it make? And I’ve called him a “he” in the past. Take that as you will.
7) She… She looks like a character from the Simpsons…
1) Are you sure you’re alright? I don’t want to leave a fellow Lyra if there’s something I can do for them.
2) Upon considerable review, I’m going to wisely not address this any further before I upset one or more parties.
3) Oh right.
How about the majority of those with wealth? That is, those born into it. Are they deserving of death just because they maintained that wealth? Are those that lost their fortunes, either from bad luck or poor management, somehow more virtuous? Keep in mind, you’re not asking for a socialistic level of enforced equality, where a teacher, a construction worker, and a doctor all yield the same (however fair or unfair such a world would be), you’re calling for murder.
4) Are we still comparing Everfree and your human world? Remember to explain what you’re talking about in the ask. This get’s confusing.
5) We don’t need any witnesses! There were cookie crumbs in your room! There were cookie crumbs in your coat! You didn’t even use a plate or a napkin!
6) Excuse you. I do a great job with the taxes. It doesn’t matter how much money we pool together, I always make sure we have enough.
1) No it wouldn’t. I just wouldn’t be considered a creditable witness, because I’m not the one on trial. There was still plenty of other evidence. Now get off of anon and go do your homework. You’re not telling your mom you couldn’t get it done because I was distracting you.
2) I believe I’ve denounced the creditability of your quack-of-a-doctor once before.
3) Were you heavily neglected as a child? Felt the need to act out for attention?
4) If you thought enough to add an addendum then you already know the answer. Though, to be honest, I expected as much when I said it.
5) Are… You alright? I’m not sure what you’re talking about. You seem feverish. Do you need some help?
6) I don’t consider myself a connoisseur of-… Well, you get the idea. But a human’s looks like some kind of larvae that’s going to burst out of somepony’s chest in a sci-fi movie. Maybe at the end as a stinger, or maybe early enough that the protagonist has time to kill it by the end of the movie as revenge.
1) Clearly nothing. You made pretty sure I’m incapable of doing anything with this new-found pointless form, so nothing.
2) Celestia bless the smouldering remains of the cavity that once shielded the world from your vile heart.
3) Probably not very well. I mean, prices vary so much depending on where you live.
Edit: Thanks, Kay.
4) I’d seen drawn pictures but never a photograph. Looks frightening and disgusting. Like a… Like a leech.
5) [omitted] it, Pink! Why in the name of the moon would you say that?! You knew I’d have to look it up! Ugh! U~gh! Nasty!
6) B: That information is classified.
1) Woof. These conversations are getting hard to keep track of.
A religious text about equality and acceptance not being well received. Must not be very realistic for humans or something.
2) I’m not sure if that would cause some sort of transdimensional paradox or not. Plus the moral quandaries of forcing a society into peace or death.
3) Should I be insulted that I’m not considered pseudointellectual? That would make me what; intellectual or stupid?
But go ahead. I sort of skipped the game and I don’t really intend to go back and play it.
4) I worded my response to that question the way I did for a reason. You’re not twisting my words.
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1) I played Chu Chu Rocket, Sonic Adventure, one of the Virtual On games, and some Bombermare game. Oh, and I watched somepony else playing Shenmue and Seamares a few times.
Oh wait, that was Dreamcast. Does that count for anything, though?
2) Is this a thing? I can’t tell if you’re doing a bit or not.
3) Yes. No. And they’re actual correctional facilities, not cages.
4) Generally you can be classified under a few levels of ownership, with only certain more expensive items added individually. Also, from year to year it’s cumulative unless you make a note of removing items. It’s not terribly hard to calculate if you’re at all familiar with the forms. First year is always a pain, though.
Food is exempt. Farm crops that yield food are not.
5) I can maybe hear it on some of the more unsettling portions of the song, but I’d have never guessed it myself.
6) Well that explains plenty about you humans. You must be living on a planet of monsters. No wonder you’re so harsh by nature.
Things I Hate About Spring:
Daylight Savings
This is me. Literally.