Ask Lyra

Apr 09

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1) Why not ask him? He doesn’t seem to get very many questions.

2) Then I’d kill them both in a fit of jealousy and rage. You wanted to hear something like that, right?

What kind of question is this anyway? That’s a horrible thing to suggest!

3) I wouldn’t know.

Oh, that says fabulous. I thought it said famous. I was making a play-on-words.

But I wouldn’t know.

Apr 07

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1) Thanks! It’s okay that this was late, it was nice seeing you at my party in Bearville!

2) Okay.

I hate you. You’re a butt. I should draw a line down your head so it looks like a butt.

3) It was work. Pretty sure the song is just there to spread cheer. Because it’s not fun. It’s work.

4) While I worked as an ambianic musician at the castle I sometimes played during social events with foreign parties present. They would be catered to specially.

I don’t know. There’s something about it that immediately clicked in my head when I bit into it. It didn’t just taste bad, it felt fleshy.

5) Legion? Grouping of military units numbering in five to six thousand ponies, isn’t it? That is a little weird to ban.

Or it would be, if not for that whole Anonymous thing.

6) B: You’ve got all your pieces set up, but you’ve yet to locate your opponent’s.

“ Remember the time you wanted to see this drawn months ago? I haven’t forgotten. I didn’t knew it was your birthday Lyra! Happy Birthday.

Remember the time you wanted to see this drawn months ago? I haven’t forgotten. I didn’t knew it was your birthday Lyra! Happy Birthday. <3 (Ugh, skype tells me nothing nowadays!) Anyway, headaches forced me to finish that earlier than i wanted to. If you’re alright with it, you get that now and the “better” version when i wake up,) i hope it’s still to your liking. And you’re not mad i’d still give my best for you, you are important. And loved, and you have to believe that! <3

Thank you, Rainbow Dash! This is fantastic as is! You’re a true, true friend!

“ Happy Birthday Lyra!
I’m a tad late with this because I was working on a background that didn’t work out but I hope you still like it. I gave you a bit of a mane cut too, it just looked a bit better that way. I have no idea what game you’re...

Happy Birthday Lyra!

I’m a tad late with this because I was working on a background that didn’t work out but I hope you still like it. I gave you a bit of a mane cut too, it just looked a bit better that way. I have no idea what game you’re playing.

Holy moley! This is fantastic! I’m completely blown away! I absolutely love it! Thank you so much!

Apr 06

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1) Thank you!

2) If you don’t have the patience to wait and obviously have no moral compass, chemical warfare seems to be the best answer. Something you can carry for a long time and still be devastating that can also be spread quickly and discretely before raising any alarm, but diverse enough that it can’t be vaccinated.

3) Probably bad. I can’t think of anything specific that was recent.

4) That’s okay. I’ve played this game before. You can go now.

5) Ordinarily I’d delete this second message under the assumption that it was sent either on accident or as assurance. But I know better.

6) I’ll have to get B to address this when I get back home. I’m sure he’d have something to say.

Apr 05

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Apr 04

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1) Didn’t get it. What in Equestria could it possibly be?

2) I haven’t played it. I know about it. I know it’s a fantastic game. But I never got the chance.

3) Well, I suppose it’s possible. Never really thought about it before.

Hee hee. It’s funny, because I’m not really interested in whether I do or not! Guess that’s sort of telling, huh?

4) That depends; how long were you back there?

5) Shrimp Cocktail. This is going to sound really stupid, but I didn’t realize shrimp was meat. I thought it was some kind of undersea plant!

Took one bite and started dry heaving.

6) I clearly own a santa hat, you ding-dong. It’s in my avatar!

7) I suppose so. Something serious that doesn’t involve death.

Checking out the general store and finding out about the Great Khans!

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drunkdoodles:
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I don’t have any money, but maybe somepony else...

drunkdoodles:

Help me get to EQLA by supporting my commission project, Here! If you got 5 bucks to spare it’ll be well worth your time, I promise! A piece of physical hand drawn art sent to you!!

I don’t have any money, but maybe somepony else does!

Apr 03

mutedgrey:

asklyra replied to your post: I own the email iloverainbowdash with gmail….

Poor John. He doesn’t see the danger dawning. youtube.com/watch?v…
Nice! The only Primus songs I know are Fisticuffs and Over the Falls. I should really check out more stuff by them; do you have any recommendations or just happen to know that song?
The only other one I really know is Jerry Was A Racecar Driver. There was another one specifically pointed out to me before, but I don’t remember it. The music video for it was so… strange. Which I guess is par for the course with Primus.

I did happen to stumble upon this, though. A Primus cover of Rush’s YYZ, which is for my money, one of the best instrumentals around. Of course, Rush’s version is better, but it’s interesting.

But I hadn’t heard either of the ones you linked before. Thanks! I’m really digging the beat to Over the Falls!

(Source: allgreymatters)

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1) I think I can take a hint better than that. Also, what was that pink thing?

2) Don’t feel like logging into my Youtube account and I can’t watch it unless I do.

3) I have no idea who that is, so no.

4) I’m not embarrassed for [omitted], but that’s not polite conversation.

5) Okay. So that was a thing that somepony made.

6) Way to always expect the worst there, Morbid Macabre.

Apr 02

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1) That just makes me special.

I’d follow you, if not for the occasional, untagged, NSFW doodle.

2) Well, we’re not exactly here under partying conditions. It’s sort of serious, but I don’t know that I should talk about it.

At the rate things are going though, we’ll wind up being here on the 6th for my birth-…

… Krastos… If this all ends up being some elaborate plot to throw a surprise birthday party for me, I cannot express how [omitted] off I would be.

Apr 01

Oh mare… I must have fallen into a Cheeto/Dorito/Mountain Dew coma after playing CoD for fourteen hours. Is it nighttime again already?

Looks like I have some messages.

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1) Well yeah. This is supposed to be an improvement, after all.

2) Pfft. Art is lame. The only thing that matters is dark grays and real… realist… [Cough] [Cough] Sorry, having difficulty even saying that one.

3) I don’t even know who you are. Probably from some artsy game with one of those “story” things. Pfft. I mean, yeah. Pfft. Whatevs.

4) What a forced meme.

5) I don’t know what any of that was. The robot looked like an X-Box, though.

6) What is this garbage? Sissy little slow-paced strategy game? Need to play a big girl’s game like Madden. In fact, forget this. I’m going to go play some tackle football with my friends. You guys are dorks.

I’ll be honest. Sort of had a hard time with these last two posts. Was sort of all over the place. Hard to portray something I know so little about. The “hardcore gamer” is really a human phenomenon, and I guess I sort of abandoned it at the end? I’m not even sure. Plus I’m in Bearville right now so I haven’t had a whole lot of time to prepare.

Anyway, Happy “holiday”-that-is-sort-of-spooky-with-how-well-it’s-received-over-your-internet!