1) I don’t know. All those closing parenthesis are making me uncomfortable.
Okay, so yesterday after I threw up, I most certainly was not fine.
But this time I know for absolute certain
That everything is certainly fine
Welp, I just threw up.
Feel fine now.
1) I don’t know. All those closing parenthesis are making me uncomfortable.
2) My what?
3) Lyra: Oh what the [omitted]! She gets the normal question and I get another head-canoned, meme-laden-!
Bon-Bon: I make candy! I’m a Candy Mare! You know! Who can take the sunri~se! Sprinkle it with de~w! That sort of thing!
4) Oh-Eighth Em Ess Team sounds right. Heero was kind of boring as a central focus. He wasn’t an awful character, but I’d have liked it better if any of the others had more screen time than him (preferably Duo).
I liked a lot of the old Zeon models. Zaku II, Gelgoog, Dom, Efreet. But my favorite in Wing were the OZ’s Virgos. Those things were vicious!
5) Nah.
asklyra asked: Wait a minute. Is that a glove becAUSE IF THAT'S YOUR SKIN YOU'RE YANKING SOME SERIOUS FLESH OFF A BALLED UP FIST DUDE!
I don’t get why everyone makes such a big deal about my hands. What did you expect me to have under there?
#fitting that Lyra should as ask him about hands huh
No. No, it’s just another coincidence, right?
…
Bon-Bon, do I have a problem?
1) Well, I’ve always liked green for what should seem like obvious reasons. My two favorite characters to play in City of Heroes were villains (Fire/Dark Brute and Electric/Force Controller), which was also known as “red-side”. And my first Pokemon game was Pokemon Blue.
2) Lyra: A full-time job. Which I think is the same as last year.
Bon-Bon: I don’t know. This heavy workload half the year is starting to wear on me. Maybe I’ll see about expanding my business a little to afford hiring an assistant.
3) It’s okay! I didn’t see it as being disrespectful or anything! It’s always nice to hear from you!
4) Bon-Bon: Why thank you for asking! Here at Sweetie Drops you can indulge yourself in all the sweetest, most delectable candies you can imagine. From the richest or creamiest chocolates, to the most mouth-watering fruit-flavors known to moral tongue! We’ve got everything from peanut brittle to real liquorice! Sugar treats! Cinnamon treats! Mint, gum, taffy, and caramel! Ingredients are hoof-picked and locally grown (when possible)!
Bon-Bon: On a budget? Not a problem! We stock all the major manufactured candy! But take just a few seconds to try a sample test and you might be surprised at how a little difference in price can equal a huge boost in flavor!
Bon-Bon: Where is this magical place you ask? Narnia? Why, just trot right up to town hall and turn to your right! We’re the first door to the left! So why shop anywhere else for your confectionery needs?
Bon-Bon: Sweetie Drops! Sweet to the last drop!
Sorry, Sexxi-Bbz. I hope that didn’t make things awkward.
I mean, I’m sure it was pretty awkward. I just hope it wasn’t too awkward.
LMAO. LYRA.
omg i shouldnt be laughing, im so sorry.
no omg it was fine haha. you didnt say anything weird lol. gOD, i feel horrible for laughing. its not because of your message, its becvause youre drunk. at a party.
and u should know by now, that i definietly see you as a goody-2-shoes. if you didnt know, oops, you do now.
#oH MAN #HAD A BIT TOO MUCH #BETTER GET ON … MY PONY ACCOUNT #AND SAY HEY TO BBZ
(via sexxi-bbz)
Sorry, Sexxi-Bbz. I hope that didn’t make things awkward.
I mean, I’m sure it was pretty awkward. I just hope it wasn’t too awkward.
k this is what i was doing instead of studying
Oh my gosh! You gave me such pretty eyes! I can’t stop smiling! Thank you!
1) Sorry! I wasn’t at home last night or I’d have snagged that first like. I was at a Hearth’s Warming party. Second one this season! Feels great to get out of the house!
2) Bon-Bon: Well, of course it is. It’s just not something you get to choose. If I could choose I’d be known far and wide for my incredible candy store, Sweetie Drops, and the delectable candy I produce!
Lyra: Nice advert.
Bon-Bon: Why do you think I originally agreed to answer questions on here?
3) Duo is my favorite Gundam character, but there was this one series I thought was pretty cool that took place on Earth in some sort of guerrilla war. I don’t remember what it was called.
Marty was a good- uh… I guess man is the word. He looked to be having a little trouble and I hope he managed to get things sorted out.
I remember that Scootaloo… things seem so different now.
Bon-Bon: I’m just boring ol’ Bon-Bon. Never to be seen without Lyra. I can’t tell if that’s worse or better than being known as the human-obsessed pony.
2) Happy Hearth’s Warming! Merry Christmas!
3) Lyra: Thanks! The socks are great for this cold weather!
Bon-Bon: I love it! Harrison Ford is the best character ever!
Lyra: Don’t you mean Han Solo is the best character ever?
Bon-Bon: I know what I said.
Lyra: I don’t think Tootsie watches the show, but she loves the little dog thing!
4) Krastos is my special somebear. I guess my reaction might have been a little uncalled for. But we can’t get married. We haven’t really been spending much time together lately, to be honest. He’s always so busy studying and I don’t want to interrupt.
1) Oh! Why thank you!
2) If I may stop time for just a moment. Given the information that you are a human, the answer to the first posed question would be yes. You.
I saw a human once. His name was Marty.
3) Lyra: Thanks!
Bon-Bon: Thank you! You too!
4) Things would have to have taken a grimdark turn if those were discussed regularly. Also pancreas is a funny word.
5) Not that I know of. I mean, I’m sure they’re symbolic of something but I don’t know it. Hands are just a strange thing. Some ponies, like humans, are interested in things that are foreign to their understanding of the world.
Or maybe I imagined the whole thing and there is no such thing as a glass minotaur hand. I have some… I have some kinda dreams.
asklyra asked: No seriously, where did the blood come from?
I shouldn’t have asked…
1) I remember this!
Boo. Wa-wa hoo-hoo hoo. (Content warning for… I mean it’s Professor Brothers. Usual Brad Neely adult shenanigans.)
2) Lyra: You know what? That’s it. That’s it! I’m gonna find one of those creepy curio shops. I’m gonna buy a… Like a glass minotaur hand or somethin’. I’m gonna set that thing on display smack-dab in the center of the living room table-
Bon-Bon: No you’re not either.
Lyra: And the next time somepony is all, “Huh huh huh, hands.” I’m gonna be all “There! Right there, mother [omitted]! I have a freakin’ hand!”
3) … What?
4) Gundam was pretty cool, sure!
Sorry about the music. I mean, I went to a Hearth’s Warming party last night and not a single Hearth’s Warming song was played.
5) How did my computer, at the receiving end of this message, automatically translate this?
And what is morse code?
you could have sworn you’ve never seen or owned this fan and vase before…
Hey, Bon-Bon…?
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… Where did this umbrella come from?
1) Bon-Bon: Well, uh. Indirectly? I would say the world would have indirectly been in danger, had we failed.
Lyra: Hold up. After everything I’ve been through, I never saved the world. You’re saying you did?
Bon-Bon: Indirectly.
Lyra: Excuse me, I’m going to go bury my head in the dirt.
2) Lyra: We got hea~a~arts; hearts strong as horse~s!
Bon-Bon: Ugh. Half the town has been singing that song since Saturday. I mean, it’s an alright song. Great work by the fillies for making it up. But all day in the shop it’s like every pony that happens by is singing or humming that song!
Lyra: We’ve got de-ter-min-ation; to rep-resent the nation- For. The. Wi~n!
