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1) Bon-Bon: Well, thank you but they always got in the way.
B: Hate to break this to you, but somepony already tried the whole puppy thing. Doomed to failure from the start, of course. But as far as ludicrous conquest plans go, it wound up being quite threatening. Before it was all over they completely took over Hoofington; and the population there didn’t even know it.
2) Yes. In fact, there’s quite a few ponies that look nearly identical to one another. Strange phenomenon that has something to do with near-perfect genetic match-ups going back to common ancestors.
I was at the royal wedding. But during the attack I spent most of my time running around the streets trying to get ponies to safety. She told me about it after the fact, but Professor Lyra (inactive) was mind-controlled.
Older followers might remember that Professor Lyra was the one that gave Krastos his present home in Ponyville, after she moved to Canterlot.
Spike: I know how this is going to end. Not even sweatin’ it.
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asklyra asked: When you're eating dinner, do you eat each portion separately, take a little of each, or mix them all up?
the word sounds familiar…i know it does….
Okay okay. I wasn’t really expecting you to be able to make this funny. But you totes did.
Kudos.
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1) Sorry. Force of habit; what with Bon-Bon’s hyphen.
But no, seriously. Who looks at their newborn and says “Oh what a sexy baby. We should give him a name to accent his sexiness.”
That’s like, awful, unfortunate, and creepy all at once.
2) Bon-Bon: Hello, dear.
3) Pretty wild. I mean, when you hear somepony go by the title “super duper party pony” you just think, “Yeah right, dude.” But that colt has got some connections to pull off the craziness he does. That birth-iversary was jumpin’ on into the sunrise. I don’t know that Princess Cadance’s wedding had as much going on. And that had a sizable budget!
Mad props to both Cheese and Pinkie.
My little ponies, I love Erin!
She’s, like, awesome! She’s like this quick-witted, bad[omitted] I wish I was!
You know what's more interesting than this year's Superbowl? -
There was literally a small bit of lag in the transmission on the local channel here where the Seahawks scored another touchdown, which apparently was a punt return run across the entire field to TD.
And that’s pretty embarassing to have in the same match where the Seahawks already scored an interception touchdown 70 yards away from Touchdown.
Right now it’s 29-0 for the Seahawks, and Broncos keep making [redacted] poor decisions. Either their QB makes an incomplete or intercepted pass or he gets sacked. Right now as I was typing the last sentence there was another interception by the Seahawks and the Broncos got a 15 yard penalty to boot with it.
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36-0!
That sounds awful. I mean, a game where something like that happens by half skill and half chance can be pretty exciting. But when one team is just destroying the other it’s like watching a bunch of adults playing against children.
Loading screens.
Seriously, this year’s match is just so [redacted] boring. I am officially going back to looking at TERA loading for an eternity and half because that’s still more varied and exciting than watching the Seahawks steamroll the Broncos.
What a coincidence! This is the first year I haven’t watched the Super Bowl since I was in high school! Glad I’m not missing anything.
asklyra did you know that bonbon used to be a nerd
did you know this.
Lyra: Used to be?
Bon-Bon: Uh huh huh huh huh. I wear contacts now, big whoop.
Lyra: Not sure where you got this, but the three of us were talking and I know the Lyra that’s in that picture behind Bon-Bon. We even hung out for a bit during Rainbow Dash’s Birth-iversary!
As an aside, ponies look at you funny when you’re standing next to somepony that looks just like you.
1) Bon-Bon: I have… space issues. How about you not do that anymore? For me.
2) That’s great! I knew it had to be possible, but my futile efforts amounted to little more than smashing my face against a wall.
3) I think I saw somepony else reply to one, but I don’t know if they got as many as I did.
4) Two of the names are even the same! Check the post again if you didn’t notice.
5) I found it here where you can buy a print, if you want!
6) Senior year was a very strange year.
7) Well, if we knew ahead of time, we’d do something to help them, right? It does no good to blame ourselves.
1) I watched all of the first one, but skipped to the ends of the others (because I can’t sit still long enough). They were pretty neat! I learned some interesting stuff about human politics! I had no idea the UN was such a useless piece of crap! Or that the Trilateral Committee was real, and that it’s power amounted to little more than club for a bunch of rich old ponies!
2) Ah yes. I too will go back to being a pony on Sunday.
3) Oh I got my tail hoofed over to me. I beat Unova and Kanto, and that’s it. Basically anything that involves Pokemon that are EV trained ends in me losing.
BUT! Once I get to X it’ll change because I can properly EV train my Pokemon without it taking the eleventy-billion hours I don’t have! Speaking of which, the whole reason I want Pokebank is so I can start with a select set of low level Pokemon. Other than my Mew I’m not really concerned with the higher level Pokemon I have outside of collecting.
Oh wow! A love crush! That’s incredible! I’ve never had one before. Oh wait, yes I have.
In fact, I got them all on the same day, within the same hour.
What’s wrong, spammy? Couldn’t even be asked to open a new tumblr page to spam? Lazy spammer. Lazy Lazy LAZY.
I recall a student in high school who always joked and laughed and smiled. And I mean all the time. Then toward the end of the year we had some writing assignment about a date we would always remember and had to present it to the class. Most ponies did something, you know, happy. Some of us wrote about how tragedies had affected us. He wrote about how both his parents were killed in an accident. About living with his grandparents and seeing psychologists. He was in the accident.
After his presentation, everypony started acting different around him. But he just sort of bushed it off. He was all, “That happened like a year ago. If I needed anything before it would have been too late now.”
Life is strange. How ponies can or can’t cope with things is… impossible to read. We complain about the most mundane things, but this colt lost his parents only months before the school year started. And you’d never have guess it in a million years.
