Ask Lyra

Jul 08

Anonymous asked: How deep have you gotten into Bon-Bon? Just the tip?

You bronies are just going to keep driving down this avenue, huh?

Here’s your sign.

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Anonymous asked: Hey, Lyra!

So, my mint-green friend, what kind of music does a pony like you like to listen to?

Generally speaking.

Rock, Jazz, Classical, Metal, Ska.

That’s Rock, Jazz, Classical, Metal, and Ska.

Pop is okay now and again, too.

Anonymous asked: I like you, Lyra
you're cool

Sure, sure. But it’s easy to throw around flattery. Where’s the proof to back it up?

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askprincesscelestia:
“ I actually found the joke on the Internet!
”
Is it any wonder why she’s in charge?

askprincesscelestia:

I actually found the joke on the Internet!

Is it any wonder why she’s in charge?

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Anonymous asked: *Music start's to play (wwwyoutubecom/watch?v=hR7nX76eRiI)*
*Giant ball with random thing's on it start's to roll toward's pony ville*

Oh dear, sweet, Celestia. NOT AGAIN!

the-shady-bacon asked: How would that work with to ma-!? YOU LIVE A LAND OF MAGIC!

Oy vey, brony. There’s some things you just don’t leave to magic.

kittysneezes asked: Do you like pigs? Would you sit on a pig?

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Not a fan, no.

And they’re kind of dirty, so not unless I had to for some reason.

Anonymous asked: *Throw's a bag of paper's having picture's of that thing where the cutiemark should be is a circle and x* BE GONE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL

Well, glad that little story arc resolved itself. I was on the edge of my seat.

the-shady-bacon asked: Who's Tootsie Flute? I thought you and BonBon were just friends, but you have a daughter together? I'm confused.

Tootsie is Bon-bon’s nephew. Tootsie’s parents work all day so she stays with us. She leaves on the weekends to go hang with her real parents.

Bon-bon and I don’t have a daughter. How would that even work with two mares?

ask-cheerilee-blog asked: Lyra, you were THERE at parent-teacher night when I told you about the Summer reading.

Yeah, but only because her parents couldn’t be there. Can you blame me for not paying attention? I mean, Tootsie’s a nice filly, but it’s not like she’s related to me or anything.

Anonymous asked: Answer number one:Big-Mac is the brother of applejack and applebloom.
Answer number two: What?
Answer number three:Im talking about slenderpony he has been stalking me for the past week and im scared <:I

Oh, you mean Big McIntosh. Big Mac sounds like a wheat burger or something you’d order at a restaurant.

Still not ringing a bell, brony.

Say, what’s that over there?

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ask-cheerilee-blog asked: Hey Lyra, is Tootsie Floot doing her summer reading?

Hey Cheerilee!

Ah celles… Do ponies really do that?

I’ll remind her and let Bon-bon know she needs to keep track of it.

filharmagic-deactivated20140217 asked: How's Bon-Bon?

Fine, I guess. I’m not supposed to bother her while she’s cooking.

Anonymous asked: Hey lyra have you ever had the feeling like you were being watched?
Like that colt over their with the black coat a reddish stripe on his upper chest no face no mane and no cutie mark?
Oh did I mention he's taller then big mac!

Who’s Big Mac?

Meta Powers…

Is this a reference to that Newgrounds game about Applebloom?