Ask Lyra

Jul 08

Anonymous asked: I like you, Lyra
you're cool

Sure, sure. But it’s easy to throw around flattery. Where’s the proof to back it up?

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askprincesscelestia:
“ I actually found the joke on the Internet!
”
Is it any wonder why she’s in charge?

askprincesscelestia:

I actually found the joke on the Internet!

Is it any wonder why she’s in charge?

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Anonymous asked: *Music start's to play (wwwyoutubecom/watch?v=hR7nX76eRiI)*
*Giant ball with random thing's on it start's to roll toward's pony ville*

Oh dear, sweet, Celestia. NOT AGAIN!

the-shady-bacon asked: How would that work with to ma-!? YOU LIVE A LAND OF MAGIC!

Oy vey, brony. There’s some things you just don’t leave to magic.

kittysneezes asked: Do you like pigs? Would you sit on a pig?

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Not a fan, no.

And they’re kind of dirty, so not unless I had to for some reason.

Anonymous asked: *Throw's a bag of paper's having picture's of that thing where the cutiemark should be is a circle and x* BE GONE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL

Well, glad that little story arc resolved itself. I was on the edge of my seat.

the-shady-bacon asked: Who's Tootsie Flute? I thought you and BonBon were just friends, but you have a daughter together? I'm confused.

Tootsie is Bon-bon’s nephew. Tootsie’s parents work all day so she stays with us. She leaves on the weekends to go hang with her real parents.

Bon-bon and I don’t have a daughter. How would that even work with two mares?

ask-cheerilee-blog asked: Lyra, you were THERE at parent-teacher night when I told you about the Summer reading.

Yeah, but only because her parents couldn’t be there. Can you blame me for not paying attention? I mean, Tootsie’s a nice filly, but it’s not like she’s related to me or anything.

Anonymous asked: Answer number one:Big-Mac is the brother of applejack and applebloom.
Answer number two: What?
Answer number three:Im talking about slenderpony he has been stalking me for the past week and im scared <:I

Oh, you mean Big McIntosh. Big Mac sounds like a wheat burger or something you’d order at a restaurant.

Still not ringing a bell, brony.

Say, what’s that over there?

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ask-cheerilee-blog asked: Hey Lyra, is Tootsie Floot doing her summer reading?

Hey Cheerilee!

Ah celles… Do ponies really do that?

I’ll remind her and let Bon-bon know she needs to keep track of it.

filharmagic-deactivated20140217 asked: How's Bon-Bon?

Fine, I guess. I’m not supposed to bother her while she’s cooking.

Anonymous asked: Hey lyra have you ever had the feeling like you were being watched?
Like that colt over their with the black coat a reddish stripe on his upper chest no face no mane and no cutie mark?
Oh did I mention he's taller then big mac!

Who’s Big Mac?

Meta Powers…

Is this a reference to that Newgrounds game about Applebloom?

Anonymous asked: -a unicorn
-hopping up and down in a cloud

areyouawizard

Well, I am a unicorn.

There’s this one really choice spell I had to learn when I first performed in Cloudsdale that would let me walk on clouds.

Come to think of it, that’s probably how Twilight and those earth ponies were there too. Still not sure what was up with that Rarity and her butterfly wings.

Anyway, Ms. Hooves gave me a lift to the competition. I still can’t fly.

Anonymous asked: Wait, you were at the Best Young Fliers Competition?

Yeah, brony.

Hold on…

Meta powers say I can find a picture.

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Blam!