stilllunaanswers asked: ? Something wrong?
http://asklyra.tumblr.com/tagged/Don%27t_tell_anypony
stilllunaanswers asked: Why do you think you're one of the most popular and well known backgrou- Er, non-elemental bearer, non-elemental bearer related, Non-elemental bearer friends, and non-princess ponies ever...?
I don’t freaking know…
I feel like I’m going to throw up…
askangeltherabbit-deactivated20 asked: You got any pain medicine? I feel like I was clobbered in the head by a frying pan...
… Yeah… Bathroom cabinet… Second shelf…
Anonymous asked: The blue one, Blues. You have a crush on him, don't you?
NO!
N-N-N-N-NO!
NO!
ABSOLUTELY NO!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
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Please don’t tell him! Ple~ase don’t tell him! I’ve been in relationships before! I know how to do this! I swear! I’m just waiting for the right moment! Please-Ple~ase don’t tell him!
kittysneezes asked: I've heard that Twilight's a mean drunk -- is that true? Has she ever done anything to you?
Twilight and I have barely ever spoke. I wouldn’t know.
No.
Anonymous asked: Do you have a crush on that colt with a music note for a cutie mark?
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I-I-I… W-well… Tha-that is… M-music note cutie marks are f-fairly common. I-I wouldn’t know who you’re talking about….
iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: Why does everypony call your instrument a lyra? It's a lyre, you're Lyra!
I don’t know.
I mean, I don’t recall seeing it happen. Kind of expected it, but was pleasantly surprised.
Anonymous asked: Why do I have erotic dreams about you? ;_;
… I couldn’t say…
Not that that isn’t flattering, in the creepiest way possible…
Maybe you should keep things like that to yourself. Or if you’re really disturbed by it, maybe speak with a therapist.
Anonymous asked: Are things more enjoyable when Bon-Bon makes you fat?
http://asklyra.tumblr.com/tagged/Ew_Gay
http://asklyra.tumblr.com/tagged/Sign
askmidnight-deactivated20110826 asked: Why do you play the lyre? Why not anythings else?
Ka-blam!
http://asklyra.tumblr.com/tagged/Lyre
TL;DR, I can play the harp and sitar a little as well.
askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: Funniest moment Bon-Bon and you had?
That’s tough.
The recent pretending-we’re-married gag was pretty great, in hindsight.
Her best jokes usually aren’t funny at first.
askcottoncloudy-blog-blog asked: What episodes are you in??
Uh… Most of them?
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Meta powers says it would take too long to personally “watch” every “episode” specifically to look for me.
Anonymous asked: Instead of a question, I've got an answer for you, and you give me the question. Here it is:
42
I’ve never read the book in question, but I am aware of it.
When discussing matters like the galaxy and our cosmic place in it, I prefer a more serious take on the subject.
I mean, comedy is nice, but is it always the right answer?
Anonymous asked: I drew a picture of the Weather Channel thing. From behind the couch, of course.
So you drew a picture of blue upholstery?
askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: You don't have to respond to this, but I just thought I should let you know that I have laughed 15 minutes collectively over that "making passionate love on the couch while listening to the weather channel" line. *Brohoof*
