stilllunaanswers asked: Why do you think you're one of the most popular and well known backgrou- Er, non-elemental bearer, non-elemental bearer related, Non-elemental bearer friends, and non-princess ponies ever...?
I don’t freaking know…
I feel like I’m going to throw up…
askangeltherabbit-deactivated20 asked: You got any pain medicine? I feel like I was clobbered in the head by a frying pan...
… Yeah… Bathroom cabinet… Second shelf…
Anonymous asked: The blue one, Blues. You have a crush on him, don't you?
NO!
N-N-N-N-NO!
NO!
ABSOLUTELY NO!
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
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Please don’t tell him! Ple~ase don’t tell him! I’ve been in relationships before! I know how to do this! I swear! I’m just waiting for the right moment! Please-Ple~ase don’t tell him!
kittysneezes asked: I've heard that Twilight's a mean drunk -- is that true? Has she ever done anything to you?
Twilight and I have barely ever spoke. I wouldn’t know.
No.
Anonymous asked: Do you have a crush on that colt with a music note for a cutie mark?
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I-I-I… W-well… Tha-that is… M-music note cutie marks are f-fairly common. I-I wouldn’t know who you’re talking about….
iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: Why does everypony call your instrument a lyra? It's a lyre, you're Lyra!
I don’t know.
I mean, I don’t recall seeing it happen. Kind of expected it, but was pleasantly surprised.
Anonymous asked: Why do I have erotic dreams about you? ;_;
… I couldn’t say…
Not that that isn’t flattering, in the creepiest way possible…
Maybe you should keep things like that to yourself. Or if you’re really disturbed by it, maybe speak with a therapist.
Anonymous asked: Are things more enjoyable when Bon-Bon makes you fat?
http://asklyra.tumblr.com/tagged/Ew_Gay
http://asklyra.tumblr.com/tagged/Sign
askmidnight-deactivated20110826 asked: Why do you play the lyre? Why not anythings else?
Ka-blam!
http://asklyra.tumblr.com/tagged/Lyre
TL;DR, I can play the harp and sitar a little as well.
askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: Funniest moment Bon-Bon and you had?
That’s tough.
The recent pretending-we’re-married gag was pretty great, in hindsight.
Her best jokes usually aren’t funny at first.
askcottoncloudy-blog-blog asked: What episodes are you in??
Uh… Most of them?
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Meta powers says it would take too long to personally “watch” every “episode” specifically to look for me.
Anonymous asked: Instead of a question, I've got an answer for you, and you give me the question. Here it is:
42
I’ve never read the book in question, but I am aware of it.
When discussing matters like the galaxy and our cosmic place in it, I prefer a more serious take on the subject.
I mean, comedy is nice, but is it always the right answer?
Anonymous asked: I drew a picture of the Weather Channel thing. From behind the couch, of course.
So you drew a picture of blue upholstery?
askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: You don't have to respond to this, but I just thought I should let you know that I have laughed 15 minutes collectively over that "making passionate love on the couch while listening to the weather channel" line. *Brohoof*
askspitfire-deactivated20120128 asked: Hey Lyra whats up?
Spitfire, I’m so~ sorry for the late response.
I’m alright. Getting tired of practicing the same three pieces over and over again, but you gotta do what you gotta do.
And thank you again for letting me into the V.I.P section at the Grand Galloping Gala again this year. It’s always such a tremendous help in finding work. I really appreciate your friendship, and I’m sorry I have so little to offer in return.