asksugarsong-blog asked: Hey Lyra, thanks for inviting me!
Here, I made flapjacks... for some reason... well, enjoy ^^
Why you guys keep sending transcriptions of what was just said?
On second thought, I guess that’ll get the party more attention!
Thanks again!
Consider the party started!
Alright!
Think I can bring AJ along? I ain’t quite sure she knows about it, but she enjoys a nice hoedown.
Absolutely! Applejack had already told me she was coming! You didn’t actually need to make anything, I just really wanted some apple pie. I’ll make it up to you!
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stilllunaanswers asked: *Arrives at Lyra's house in the Lunamobile* *Gets out, with her laptop and sodas* Hey, Lyra. *sets the sodas down on the counter* *Sits down on the couch with her laptop*
Okay, strange message to send me, but that is what just happened.
Welcome…?
Consider the party started!
So, griffins that walk ‘bipedally’, but can’t fly? I guess that’s different enough. Doesn’t really sound balanced, though.
But it sounds like whoever made them up didn’t know when to stop writing about them. Way too much boring, wordy detail. Maybe I’ll try to roll one if I ever play DnD again.
stilllunaanswers asked: Humans have these things called 'arms'. Kinda like Primates...
I’ve never heard of primates, your highness. I’ll go look it up right away.
Edit: So humans have fingers like dragons and griffins on their hands and feet?
Well if quadrupedal means having four feet, bipedal would mean having… two? How would that even work? I can only trot on two by using magic to keep myself balanced.
And if they just do what ponies do, is it some kind of self-parody? They’re like us, but they eat meat too? Wouldn’t that just be a griffin or a dragon? Why make up something like that? It serves no literary end.
Anonymous asked: Obviously your existence has been predicted by pony legends long before time... Oh Great Sitter!
Sit us to Paradise!
http://asklyra.tumblr.com/tagged/Sit_like_that
There really isn’t anything more for me to say on the subject. You bronies Flanderize too much.
Anonymous asked: Humans are mystical creatues whose only purpose is to sit like you.
…
I cannot express how stupid that sounds.
I mean, where in literature would that fit in?
Anonymous asked: Humans?
Isn't that for little fillies Lyra?
I keep hearing this and that about humans, what are they?
Umm… okay, fine… here’s the story. I’m only going to tell it once.
I was with Rarity, and ummm, I guess I was trying to help her with her designs, so she told me “Perhaps, darling, you could get a cutie mark for sticking your horn into the dirt! Because you certainly will not get one for helping me with this!”
So I thought that it was a pretty neat idea, and I thanked her and went outside. I got stuck for a few hours… and it became nighttime, so Rarity came out calling my name, then she found me crying upside down in the dirt…
She didn’t want to get her hooves dirty, and she was very scared, sooo… she called the Ponyville Fire Department, but they couldn’t pull me out. They had to call in for backup, and then they spent a while digging around me until I could finally get out.
That was the first night Rarity let me have Ice Cream before dinner.
Celles, I remember when somepony had to call the Fire Department for me.
I think that happens at least once to everypony, or at least somepony you knew.
Well… that makes me feel a little better. What was it that happened to you?
When I was a filly in Canterlot, I saw some other kids poking their heads through a railing on a bridge and shouting about something happening on the street down below. I stuck my head through one of the holes to see for myself, but either the holes for them were a little bigger than the one I used, or my head was just bigger.
I had to endure listening to a metal cutter tear through the bar above my head on and off for two hours while my head down to my dock was covered by a thick plastic mat that stopped me from seeing anything. In total I was stick for five hours. I’ve never been more hysteric in my life.
Umm… okay, fine… here’s the story. I’m only going to tell it once.
I was with Rarity, and ummm, I guess I was trying to help her with her designs, so she told me “Perhaps, darling, you could get a cutie mark for sticking your horn into the dirt! Because you certainly will not get one for helping me with this!”
So I thought that it was a pretty neat idea, and I thanked her and went outside. I got stuck for a few hours… and it became nighttime, so Rarity came out calling my name, then she found me crying upside down in the dirt…
She didn’t want to get her hooves dirty, and she was very scared, sooo… she called the Ponyville Fire Department, but they couldn’t pull me out. They had to call in for backup, and then they spent a while digging around me until I could finally get out.
That was the first night Rarity let me have Ice Cream before dinner.
Celles, I remember when somepony had to call the Fire Department for me.
I think that happens at least once to everypony, or at least somepony you knew.
Aww… She said she’d be able to make it a few days ago on her page.
Well, I hope she feels better.
rainbowdash-answers asked: Hey i'm still in the band right? You CAN't be the "Rainbows on Fire" without Rainbow Dash hehe.. uhm right?,_,
Sorry, I’m not the band’s organizer. I think Star Catcher is.
I have no idea how I’m supposed to fit in, myself. A lyre in a punk rock band is like an accordion in a thrash metal band. Sure, maybe it won’t sound horrible, but how will you even hear it?
diamondmint asked: I baked a cake, for about 25 ponies. Is that gonna be enough?
Either that’s a big cake, or you’ve counted some small portions.
Either way, I’m sure it’s fine! Bon-bon and I have plenty, we just don’t want to get overwhelmed if more show up than we anticipated.