Ask Lyra

Jul 15

Anonymous asked: But.. But who's gonna watch the table?

I’ll play next to the darn table!

Anonymous asked: Ugh, none of this would've happened if some pony hadn't encouraged underage drinking.

From the looks of it, I doubt it was just one pony.

Anonymous asked: ...I'll watch her... I mean the table. I'll watch the table.

Get out of my house.

Maybe you’ll get a ‘Listen to Lyra perform’ cutie mark.

Okay! Is everything resolved? Can I play now?

Okay, now that that’s over. Could someone watch the table while I play? I don’t want a repeat of this with Sweetie Belle.

asklyra:
“ askscoot:
“ I fond this in the frigde. hope you ponees dont mind~
”
Flying hay! Somepony get that away from her and take her home!
We should probably take her to the hospital first… Scootaloo, maybe you’ll get an “invasive stomach pump”...

asklyra:

askscoot:

I fond this in the frigde.  hope you ponees dont mind~

Flying hay! Somepony get that away from her and take her home!

We should probably take her to the hospital first… Scootaloo, maybe you’ll get an “invasive stomach pump” cutie mark!

Good point. Luna, your highness, could you…?

(via iamonlykidding-deactivated20150)

Anonymous asked: Will there be toilets at the hospital? If so, I'll do it.

Luna teleported her. So at least that’s been resolved.

askscoot:
“ I fond this in the frigde. hope you ponees dont mind~
”
Flying hay! Somepony get that away from her and take her home!

askscoot:

I fond this in the frigde.  hope you ponees dont mind~

Flying hay! Somepony get that away from her and take her home!

(via askscoot-deactivated20110817)

Okay, there is an unconcious, bleeding pony on my living room floor. Can somepony take her to the hospital? I’ll wait to play until whoever goes gets back.

Anonymous asked: Lyra, it's not the filly's fault.
She's young and naive, and is being pressured into it by some creep.
What she needs are good role models, or for someone to beat the living friendship out of the pony telling her she needs to drink to get her cutie mark.

Part of growing up is learning who to listen to. If Sweetie can’t control herself I’ll have to take her home.

ask-sweetie-belle:
“ asklyra:
“ If I have to spill a wine cooler on the floor to get it out of your hooves, I’m not going to be happy, Sweetie Bell.
I don’t think Rarity would be either.
”
Well… I’m not planning anything. You’re just imagining that...

ask-sweetie-belle:

asklyra:

If I have to spill a wine cooler on the floor to get it out of your hooves, I’m not going to be happy, Sweetie Bell.

I don’t think Rarity would be either.

Well… I’m not planning anything.  You’re just imagining that picture.  By the way there’s um… a… there’s a BLUE EARTH PONY with a MUSIC NOTE CUTIE MARK.  He’s at this party so you should go away go look for him.  I won’t drink when you do.  Because I don’t need to for a Cutie Mark, if you thought that.  

I’ve been watching the door all night. Am I doing to have to take you home?

I don’t know if I should play now or wait until everything is sorted out.

Anonymous asked: Um... that toilet is clogged also.

City Hall isn’t far form here. Either use a plunger or go there.

If I have to spill a wine cooler on the floor to get it out of your hooves, I’m not going to be happy, Sweetie Belle.
I don’t think Rarity would be either.

If I have to spill a wine cooler on the floor to get it out of your hooves, I’m not going to be happy, Sweetie Belle.

I don’t think Rarity would be either.

(Source: ask-sweetie-belle)

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