Ask Lyra

Jul 15

Okay, there is an unconcious, bleeding pony on my living room floor. Can somepony take her to the hospital? I’ll wait to play until whoever goes gets back.

Anonymous asked: Lyra, it's not the filly's fault.
She's young and naive, and is being pressured into it by some creep.
What she needs are good role models, or for someone to beat the living friendship out of the pony telling her she needs to drink to get her cutie mark.

Part of growing up is learning who to listen to. If Sweetie can’t control herself I’ll have to take her home.

ask-sweetie-belle:
“ asklyra:
“ If I have to spill a wine cooler on the floor to get it out of your hooves, I’m not going to be happy, Sweetie Bell.
I don’t think Rarity would be either.
”
Well… I’m not planning anything. You’re just imagining that...

ask-sweetie-belle:

asklyra:

If I have to spill a wine cooler on the floor to get it out of your hooves, I’m not going to be happy, Sweetie Bell.

I don’t think Rarity would be either.

Well… I’m not planning anything.  You’re just imagining that picture.  By the way there’s um… a… there’s a BLUE EARTH PONY with a MUSIC NOTE CUTIE MARK.  He’s at this party so you should go away go look for him.  I won’t drink when you do.  Because I don’t need to for a Cutie Mark, if you thought that.  

I’ve been watching the door all night. Am I doing to have to take you home?

I don’t know if I should play now or wait until everything is sorted out.

Anonymous asked: Um... that toilet is clogged also.

City Hall isn’t far form here. Either use a plunger or go there.

If I have to spill a wine cooler on the floor to get it out of your hooves, I’m not going to be happy, Sweetie Belle.
I don’t think Rarity would be either.

If I have to spill a wine cooler on the floor to get it out of your hooves, I’m not going to be happy, Sweetie Belle.

I don’t think Rarity would be either.

(Source: ask-sweetie-belle)

Ask Doctor Whooves: Come on down! -

Bon-bon’s house; You’ve been there before.

Hurry up! I perform soon!

(Source: asklyra, via )

Anonymous asked: Your toilet's clogged.

There’s another toilet opposite Bon-bon’s room.

Don’t tell her I pointed you there.

Hi!: diamondmint: lunaanswers: diamondmint: lunaanswers: Alright, We’re... -

diamondmint:

asklyra:

diamondmint:

diamondmint:

lunaanswers:

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lunaanswers:

Alright, We’re doing Phantom of the Opera. Now, seriously, who wants to do the Phantom during the duo parts?

I thought we were doing a Beatles song for Twi and BM? By request. =D

Phantom of the Opera is Semi-opera, with…

Thats fine Lyra. Do you have a Sitar by chance?

Yeah, but I’ll need it when I preform and I only have one. What do you need it for?

No no, I can’t play one, you would be playing it. For Twilight. ‘Lucy in the Sky, with Diamonds’ ring a bell?

I can’t just play a piece on the fly like that. Sorry.

(Source: stilllunaanswers)

asksugarsong:

lunaanswers:

askstarcatcher:

ITS JUST I’LL NEVER FIN ANYPONY TO LPVE ME IM JUST SOME BLANK FLANK JERK THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT OR EVEN SHOULD CARE ABOUT *slams head against brick wall* I HATE YOU YOU’RE TERRIBLE YOU’RE WORTHLESS I HATE YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING FOR EVERYPONY AND YOU *slam* DESERVE *slam* NOTHING. * sits there blankly and cries*

 Are you alright…?

She drank the spiked punch.

Sorry, I guess I was too late in throwing it out.

Does she need to go to the hospital?

(via asksugarsong-blog)

Hi!: diamondmint: lunaanswers: diamondmint: lunaanswers: Alright, We’re... -

diamondmint:

diamondmint:

lunaanswers:

diamondmint:

lunaanswers:

Alright, We’re doing Phantom of the Opera. Now, seriously, who wants to do the Phantom during the duo parts?

I thought we were doing a Beatles song for Twi and BM? By request. =D

Phantom of the Opera is Semi-opera, with…

Thats fine Lyra. Do you have a Sitar by chance?

Yeah, but I’ll need it when I preform and I only have one. What do you need it for?

(Source: stilllunaanswers)

mythic-swirl asked: Hey Lyra, I should warn you, some of the Anons here are trying to get Sweetie Bell to go agenst your rules... they seem pretty intent, would you like any help in keeping them away from the alcohol? *doesn't drink myself, so would have no problem trying to keep an eye on the little ones about*

I’ll need someone to watch the table while I’m performing. Other than that, I got it.

Anonymous asked: Where's the bathroom?

Down the hall, opposite my room.

diamondmint:

lunaanswers:

diamondmint:

lunaanswers:

Alright, We’re doing Phantom of the Opera. Now, seriously, who wants to do the Phantom during the duo parts?

I thought we were doing a Beatles song for Twi and BM? By request. =D

 Phantom of the Opera is Semi-opera, with techno, and, it can be made into a- Eh, whatever, we can do that after the beetles song. I’ll sit this part out.

How about we take five.

Actually, if you guys want to break until after my performance, that’d be fine. I planned to play in about thirty.

(Source: stilllunaanswers)

soakingwetandclueless asked: i admire the fact that you're being such a responsible adult about keeping sweetie out of trouble; most other ponies would be just fine with giving her alcohol.

I don’t think that’s true. But I might be a little more gung-ho about it than a few.