Ask Lyra

Jul 24

Anonymous asked: Screw the rules! I have money!

I don’t recommend trotting through life with that philosophy.

And yes, I know what you’re referencing. I just don’t like that show or its abridged variation.

Anonymous asked: I could use a drink right about now...
i'm 16 so it should be alright... right?

Depends on the legal drinking age set in place by the country you inhabit.

I drank when I was a filly and I got myself caught up in a whole lot of trouble. I don’t recommend it until your body and mind are mature enough to handle it.

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Was it really faster to ask me than to just look it up?

askfillipshitebro-blog asked: Why do you love playing the lyra or whatever dat is cuz ay em fat en stupit lolohmgaycentlklikethis

Um… I didn’t catch that last part.

The lyre is a beautiful sounding instrument, and very versatile. If I use my magic to push its note threshold beyond what’s natural, I can even make it sound sorta like a bass.

Not that a screeching guitar wouldn’t be tubular too, dude.

cutter-whitecoat-deactivated201 asked: Healthy lifestyle much?

Well, I try. I mean, I could certainly exercise more and eat better. I’m not the fittest around, but I think I’m pretty well off.

Unless you were being sardonic.

Come to think of it, you probably were.

askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: All right, I posted it. It was too big to squash into the ask box -_-

Hmm… It sounds nice; The scheme seems a little strange to put to music in my head.

I like it, though! Thank you!

askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: I suppose so.
It's not neccesarily from my point of view, and not always from yours. You'd just...have to hear it.

Well, I’ll be looking out for it!

askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: I wrote a song for you.
It's stupid.
But I still wrote it thinking of you.
Not romantically.
So, yeah.
I don't really know where I was going with this, but anyways. If you want to hear it Then just ask. I'm gonna have to recruit someone to sing, though.

Oh, sure. I’d like to hear it. Especially after you went through the effort of writing it already!

Is it a happy song?

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Looks like I still have that thumb from about a week ago, too!

Jul 23

ask-twilight:

asklyra:

ask-twilight:

imageasklyra said: I said I was sorry!

You can stuff your sorries in a sack, miss.

I was just trying to get revenge! You sat in the wrong seat!

It only took me three hours of watching and waiting to sneak into that place! And then I got caught sneaking out!

*sigh* I forgive you. It was just so embarrassing!

I really am sorry… I never would have tried it if I thought somepony else might have got caught in the crossfire.

I never did get back at that upstarting little… filly…

(via iamonlykidding-deactivated20150)

ask-twilight:

imageasklyra said: I said I was sorry!

You can stuff your sorries in a sack, miss.

I was just trying to get revenge! You sat in the wrong seat!

It only took me three hours of watching and waiting to sneak into that place! And then I got caught sneaking out!

(via iamonlykidding-deactivated20150)

Okay, so I keep my bottles on my computer desk every night to keep track of how many drinks I’ve had and make sure I only drink two. But this morning when I went to throw them away, I found one in the trash already. And Bon-Bon doesn’t drink. So in addition to drinking on an empty stomach, I also had three wine coolers.

So… Mystery solved. I gotta be more careful.

I can relate.

I can relate.

(Source: rarityreplies-blog)

askapple-jack:

asklyra:

askapple-jack:

asklyra:

I wish I could do that, but I kinda suck.

Oh well!

…Lyra y’all better not be sayin’ yer bad at playin’ the lyre.

…Cause I swear if that’s what y’all tryin’ ta get across…

No, no, it’s cool. It’s ‘cause I can’t read sheet music fast enough.

I still mess up a bunch, though.

Sugarcube, ‘lest y’all can read it!

I can’t read a lick a sheet music!

Well, that’s normal. It’s not relevant to your particular career field.

Gracious! Reading through everything again, my phrasing was atrocious last night!

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queenfrau asked: Hey Lyra, did you get that FREAK storm I just had about 5 minutes ago that lasted nearly 3-4 hours? It almost took out the power!

I have no idea. I woke up with a stomach ache and stayed in bed. I only just got up.