askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: Yeah, I can wait. But it is really important.
Alright, I’ll let you know right away when I’m back.
askstarcatcher-deactivated20111 asked: Lyra, I need to talk to you about what's been happening with me lately...
I think you would know best...
OOC:/ (I mean this thing in character, don't worry;P)
Is it urgent? I’m about to eat dinner. Can it wait a little while?
Anonymous asked: Ok i used my lighter to burn the wound so i'm not bleeding anymore, unfortunately my house is now on fire and i live in the middle of nowhere.
As you seem pretty reliable and smart i hope that you can help me out again.
Goodness!
If it’s more than a small fire that can be extinguished with water or a household fire extinguisher, then by all rational thinking, get out of the house! Your life is more important than your home!
If by live in the middle of no where, you mean you would be unable to survive long enough to reach civilization, grab some water, food and a blanket on your way out! Good luck!
cutter-whitecoat-deactivated201 asked: Dear Lyra.
How the hay do you put up with me? After all i've been pretty rude and i'm quite sure that anypony would hate me by now.
You have the patience and tolerance of an angel i'll give you that.
I don’t think you’ve done anything wrong.
I just think some ponies could use a little more patience. You’re completely fine!
I do try to be patient, though. A lot of life’s problems are just misunderstandings that could be avoided with a little care and consideration!
Anonymous asked: I'm bleeding out and the phone is broken because i dropped it on the floor.
Further advice would be appreciated.
Uh…
If there’s any cloth or paper accessible, wrap the injury and try to hold the cut closed. Grab some water if you can and head outside if you can’t contact anyone. Do you live in a populated area? Call for help if you do!
If… if the bleeding is really, really bad, you may need to apply a tourniquet in order to stop the bleeding. But you could lose the limb if you do, so be very careful! That’s a last resort!
cutter-whitecoat-deactivated201 asked: Oh Lyra how did you become so awesome and cool? I mean, everypony loves you and why wouldn't they? After all you are the most beautiful being in WHOLE of Equestria.
(No sarcasm)
(Ok maybe a little, but i really meant the last part)
I thank you for your compliments in inverse proportion to your level of sarcasm!
Awesome and cool? Um… Living through tragedy? I don’t know, I don’t think I’m either of those things. I’m just a mare. I don’t even own my own home.
I hope no one hates me, but I also hope that’s not because of my appearance. I try to be courteous to everypony!
I do take steps with my appearance, though. I like my hair to look pretty, it makes me feel better! That can sound shallow, but it’s important to have a positive self image!
Anonymous asked: I cut myself on my cutting board while trying to cut a cupcake into a triangle.
Advice?
Is it just a cut? If it’s just a cut, apply direct pressure and elevate the point of injury. If it’s more severe, head to the hospital as well. If it’s really severe, call 9-1-1!
Sorry if I took too long to answer! I hope you’re okay!
Truly a comment that must always be taken out of context.
(via ask-snails-the-swag-master-deac)
Anonymous asked: Hi Lyra! I'd just like to say you are the best pony. You are my favorite!
I hope someday I can be as cool and collected as you.
-Little Tommy Pocket
Wow! Um, thanks!
Uh… I don’t think I’m all that cool and collected, though. I can still get real excited and jumpy. I just try to regain my composure and think things through. Doesn’t always work, though.
I’m sure you’ll grow up to be better than I, if you work for it!
Anonymous asked: 3 men went to a hotel to rent a room, the cost of the room was $30. Each man paid $10 to the bellboy and proceeded to there room. After a little while the bellboy realized that there was a special on rooms that night and the price for the mens room should have been $25. On his way to the mens room to give them back $5 he was puzzled how he was going to split $5 as he had no change. He decided he would give them each $1 and keep the remaining $2 for himself. So each man originally paid $10, but after the bellboy gave each man $1 back, each man paid $9. 9 x 3 = $27 plus the $2 the bellboy put in his pocket equals $29. The original price for the room was $30. Where did the last dollar go?
That was interesting. I’ll admit, I had to look it up.
I knew there was some false information given, but I couldn’t figure out where.
Anonymous asked: Screw the rules! I have money!
I don’t recommend trotting through life with that philosophy.
And yes, I know what you’re referencing. I just don’t like that show or its abridged variation.
Anonymous asked: I could use a drink right about now...
i'm 16 so it should be alright... right?
Depends on the legal drinking age set in place by the country you inhabit.
I drank when I was a filly and I got myself caught up in a whole lot of trouble. I don’t recommend it until your body and mind are mature enough to handle it.
Was it really faster to ask me than to just look it up?
askfillipshitebro-blog asked: Why do you love playing the lyra or whatever dat is cuz ay em fat en stupit lolohmgaycentlklikethis
Um… I didn’t catch that last part.
The lyre is a beautiful sounding instrument, and very versatile. If I use my magic to push its note threshold beyond what’s natural, I can even make it sound sorta like a bass.
Not that a screeching guitar wouldn’t be tubular too, dude.
cutter-whitecoat-deactivated201 asked: Healthy lifestyle much?
Well, I try. I mean, I could certainly exercise more and eat better. I’m not the fittest around, but I think I’m pretty well off.
Unless you were being sardonic.
…
Come to think of it, you probably were.