Anonymous asked: Marry me! I won't divorce you and I will looooooooooooooooooove you!
You know I won’t believe you. Do I really have to say I don’t believe you?
cutter-whitecoat-deactivated201 asked: B-B-BUT ZE SCIENCE! I could figure out a way to cure brain damagez! And do you really think zat i would hurt you? Sure some of my surgical tool's are a little rusty but i'm fairly certain that you won't get infected...
Your changed name doesn’t inspire confidence.
Anonymous asked: Marry me, you beautiful unicorn. <3
And risk losing half my stuff in a divorce? You must be mad! I barely have anything to my name as is!
I’m not that active either. Can’t exactly do jumping jacks while practicing music.
Also, what do appearances have to do with it?
cutter-whitecoat-deactivated201 asked: Twilight zaid you have a bigger brain than her... mind if i cut your head open and take a look at it? FOR SCIENCE!
I don’t want to have to hurt you. I’m against violence.
Anonymous asked: Why are you so against marriage?
I’m not against it! I offered to be a bridesmane at Gilda’s wedding! I was gonna play da dan dada! But if the first words you say to somepony is-
“Marry me.”
Then you need a lecture and some time to re-prioritize things.
Ask Twilight: asklyra: ask-twilight: “Does marriage really matter? Unless you’re a... -
“Does marriage really matter? Unless you’re a slave to the standards put in place by society, it’s only good for tax write-offs.
If you love somepony, just hang out with them. Talk with them. No need to risk a divorce. And if it doesn’t hurt somepony else, who cares what anypony else thinks, right?
But still, Twilight can be found here.”
…
I hate you…
It’s not the first time some anon came to my page by mistake while looking for yours.
“I’m redirecting all sexual questions to you from now on.”
“Does marriage really matter? Unless you’re a slave to the standards put in place by society, it’s only good for tax write-offs.
If you love somepony, just hang out with them. Talk with them. No need to risk a divorce. And if it doesn’t hurt somepony else, who cares what anypony else thinks, right?
But still, Twilight can be found here.”
…
I hate you…
It’s not the first time some anon came to my page by mistake while looking for yours.
(via iamonlykidding-deactivated20150)
Anonymous asked: Can i see your plot?
Even if I could draw with any real accuracy, I wouldn’t want to draw my own behind. That’s just… I don’t even know what.
Anonymous asked: will you marry me?
Does marriage really matter? Unless you’re a slave to the standards put in place by society, it’s only good for tax write-offs.
If you love somepony, just hang out with them. Talk with them. No need to risk a divorce. And if it doesn’t hurt somepony else, who cares what anypony else thinks, right?
But still, Twilight can be found here.
It was a play on this. Parental advisory for swears.
Well, that was interesting.
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You must be new here.
This is pretty flippin’ awesome. Not sure why my cutie mark is up there, though!