Anonymous asked: Marry me, you beautiful unicorn. <3
And risk losing half my stuff in a divorce? You must be mad! I barely have anything to my name as is!
I’m not that active either. Can’t exactly do jumping jacks while practicing music.
Also, what do appearances have to do with it?
cutter-whitecoat-deactivated201 asked: Twilight zaid you have a bigger brain than her... mind if i cut your head open and take a look at it? FOR SCIENCE!
I don’t want to have to hurt you. I’m against violence.
Anonymous asked: Why are you so against marriage?
I’m not against it! I offered to be a bridesmane at Gilda’s wedding! I was gonna play da dan dada! But if the first words you say to somepony is-
“Marry me.”
Then you need a lecture and some time to re-prioritize things.
Ask Twilight: asklyra: ask-twilight: “Does marriage really matter? Unless you’re a... -
“Does marriage really matter? Unless you’re a slave to the standards put in place by society, it’s only good for tax write-offs.
If you love somepony, just hang out with them. Talk with them. No need to risk a divorce. And if it doesn’t hurt somepony else, who cares what anypony else thinks, right?
But still, Twilight can be found here.”
…
I hate you…
It’s not the first time some anon came to my page by mistake while looking for yours.
“I’m redirecting all sexual questions to you from now on.”
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“Does marriage really matter? Unless you’re a slave to the standards put in place by society, it’s only good for tax write-offs.
If you love somepony, just hang out with them. Talk with them. No need to risk a divorce. And if it doesn’t hurt somepony else, who cares what anypony else thinks, right?
But still, Twilight can be found here.”
…
I hate you…
It’s not the first time some anon came to my page by mistake while looking for yours.
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Anonymous asked: Can i see your plot?
Even if I could draw with any real accuracy, I wouldn’t want to draw my own behind. That’s just… I don’t even know what.
Anonymous asked: will you marry me?
Does marriage really matter? Unless you’re a slave to the standards put in place by society, it’s only good for tax write-offs.
If you love somepony, just hang out with them. Talk with them. No need to risk a divorce. And if it doesn’t hurt somepony else, who cares what anypony else thinks, right?
But still, Twilight can be found here.
It was a play on this. Parental advisory for swears.
Well, that was interesting.
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You must be new here.
This is pretty flippin’ awesome. Not sure why my cutie mark is up there, though!
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typeandprint-deactivated2012012 asked: Not exactly.
You are right on the books.
The money is not physicaly there.
The money comes from the fact that, even if you don't count the books, you could throw a pebble in my home and it would land on an ancient, priceless artifact that I found in ruins around the world.
As for orphanages, I make a yearly donation to every existing hospital and orphanage in Equestria under a false name. I will not disclose how much I donate, because that would ruin the point of the fake name. The point is, Miss Lyra, I do good, but I do not need or want recognition. The good I do is reward enough.
But yes, I could effectively fund a small country for about ten years entirely on what I possess.
There are only two orphanages in Equestria. I know, because I’ve volunteered to both of them. There isn’t even one in Canterlot, let alone Ponyville. The good you do, the one that’s reward enough? Isn’t enough.
Think Celestia Scootaloo almost died, so that we could at least find out she has no where to go every night.