Ask Lyra

Jul 25

thegreengoo-blog-blog-blog asked: You have a point with the anon's social recognition skills, the data doesn't lie. *hands Lyra a notebook full of scribbles*

Asterisks don’t equal actions, but I’ll take your word for it.

Anonymous asked: ...with all that has been said about your past, do you plan on taking any action with Blues or let the oppurtunity slide you by?

It’s not any of your business…

Anonymous asked: are you sure its not a date?

I’m never one hundred percent on anything. But I can be fairly certain.

iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: I don't think we've ever been shipped, actually.

I wouldn’t know, to be honest.

roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: Oh there is no need for formalities. I am meerly searching this collection of logs in search of meriment.

-Galaxiour

Okay, in that case you spelled merely and merriment wrong. The merriment thing I’d chalk up to just common error, but a lot of ponies misspell merely like that. Just in case you were curious…

Your majesty…

Anonymous asked: Lyra and Twilight, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Only in your depraved little fanfiction.

Which brings me to a greater point, why are you ponies writing stories about us and drawing us?

iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: I asked you out on a date?

No, you asked me if I wanted to hang out and get some food.

Anons have poor social recognition skills. It’s why they’re anons.

Anonymous asked: Hmm.. What's your favorite meal?

Nothing fancy, a good wheat burger with cheese.

I like cheese. Makes everything taste better.

cutter-whitecoat-deactivated201 asked: Zat poor Anon doesn't have a big chanze with you does he?

Going out with him… or her… lets go with it.

Going out with it would be about the same as going on a blind date. Sorry, not for me.

iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: All it takes is an argument to make a friend, I suppose.

If only things worked out like that while I was growing up.

Anonymous asked: ...I think Twilight Sparkle just asked you out on a date.

When I get back, I need to remember to draw a picture of me performing a facehoof.

thegreengoo-blog-blog-blog asked: Fine. I'll watch my language miss cheeri- I mean lyra.

Are you kidding? Cheerilee doesn’t hold anything back after the bell rings! She’s hilarious! Hasn’t been on tumblr in a while, though.

roboshi-deactivated20160514 asked: Ah that is because I am using my assistant to send this message to you, he's a small lizard like creature.

-Galaxiour

(OOC, Roboshi is my primary blog, with Galaxiour being my secondary. unfortunatly I have to use primary blogs for sending questions)

Oh… kay… I always refer to your daughters as ‘your highness.’ Guess that would make you 'your majesty.’

What can I do for you, your majesty?

iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: Alright, it's even. Wanna get something to eat?

Absolutely! Oh, I’m so excited! We’ve never really talked much before!

iamonlykidding-deactivated20150 asked: Oh, okay then. So... what now? I'm not used to internet fights and I haven't really studied up on the protocol.

Well, usually they descend into stringing obscenities together to ‘form new words’ until one side gets bored. We can probably just skip that part and call it even.