Ask Lyra

Jul 27

cutter-whitecoat-deactivated201 asked: No, und i'd rather keep it zhat way... zo i'll be leaving now.

Anypony can come visit me if they want! But I swear to Celestia if you get too close, Mister Whitecoat, I will jump outta this bed!

jikankyo asked: 33! Stop it!
Sorry about him, he's... not the smartest robot.

Am I supposed to know what a robot is?

askdoctorhorrible-deactivated20 asked: YOWZA.
INPUT RESPONSE...

Yikes…

Just a heads up, no pony finds catcalling attractive.

askaflapper-deactivated20111004 asked: Yes, I have been waiting all day, but it's not like I have anything else that needs to be taken care of, so don't worry about it :)

I’m so sorry to keep you waiting all day! I sent a message to Bon-Bon, not sure when she’ll see it, though.

cutter-whitecoat-deactivated201 asked: Heard about your leg! Need surgery?! I would be happy to help!

I’m in the hospital for a speedy recovery, not because I’m helpless. Ever been bucked in the face with a stone hoof?

Anonymous asked: Hey you are in the hospital? Get well soon! Here I have a video in an email I got recently that will help lift your spirits..

Let me find it.. uh.. Rick Roll..

No..

Rick Roll..

No..

Kittens video..

Nope not it..

Uh.. well, just get well soon!

-Jazzy Jeff

Ha ha! Rickroll is fine, Jeff! I’m no stranger to love!

diamondmint asked: Sorry Lyra, it's something do do with me, and technology in general. We don't get along, and I'm not sure why. I send a message, it gets lost, and by the time I get someplace to meet another pony, my message shows up when I do. I wish I could figure that out, it bothers me.

Anyways, how did only your leg get petrified and not all of you?

I ‘kinda’ socked it in the throat. It sputtered about for a bit than ran off. Augmentation magic can pack a punch, if you know what I mean!

Not that I haven’t already told you this, but I figure in case anypony else is curious!

askaflapper-deactivated20111004 asked: Thank you for lending me some bits yesterday, now I am here to repay you in full. :)

*leaves bits at doorstep, goes into a hiding spot and watches to make sure nopony else takes it.*

Oh, thanks! I hope you haven’t been waiting all day! I’m not really in any position to go get it right now, though.

I’ll let Bon-Bon know about it. She’s the cream pony with pink and blue hair, so you’ll know what she looks like if you’re still waiting!

Anonymous asked: You said you're getting tired and hungry.
Want me to bring you some snacks?

Not that this hospital food is Bon-Bon quality, but I have ate since that post. Thanks though!

diamondmint asked: *knock knock*
Hey Lyra, how ya doing? Nurse RedHeart said you were in here. I heard about your leg and wanted to stop by.

I don’t see any-

Why do you keep doing that?! Sending me a message before following through with it? That is so weird!

Great to see you, though! It’s just kinda odd replying to this message while you’re staring at me!

I am so glad they found Sweetie Belle! I wish I could go home and celebrate, but…

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I’ve been like this for about an hour and a half. Turns out wondering through the Everfree Forest with loud music blaring isn’t such a good idea. I got the cockatrice off me, but this hoof is getting really heavy to drag around… It doesn’t hurt or anything, but I’m getting really tired… and hungry…

I’m heading to the hospital now, but Bon-Bon’s smartphone is dying, so I gotta turn it off. I’ll talk to you ponies later.

Sweetie Belle! Don’t you ever do that again! None of you fillies better run off like that again!

Oh thank Celestia…

Oh thank Celestia…

(Source: ask-sweetie-belle)

Still looking for Sweetie Belle

I-I don’t know what to do… I don’t know where to look… I’m afraid if I go somewhere else she’ll be here, but if I stay, she won’t be!

Sweetie Belle… I know you can’t see this, but…

Please be alright… please come back…

To anyone that’s sending me mail, I don’t know how to reply on this smartphone. I’m kinda busy besides.

I ran into that Professor guy for a minute, but we split up again. Still looking for Sweetie Belle.